Ass Class Chatroom (Assassination Classroom)

4- Another chatroom time

The next day after school all of the students were online again and talked for a while there.
In the chatroom
Half of Middle 2: Yo guys what's up
Moe Box: Good afternoon everyone :)
This Manga is Awesome: Hi Ritsuuuu
Gender: yeah hi everyone
End of Perversion: omg I'm so tired Korosensei really went far with studying for me
Flouncy-Stag Beetle: ikr but I think it went well for me at least
Loofah: Yeah same
Artsy Bean Pole: Nah okajima you sure you tired from that or you just tired of reading your stupid porn lmao
End of Perversion: you already know it 👉😎👉
Stern Lecture: Istg
End of Perversion: JK JK
Half of Middle 2: Anyways y'all planning on anything rn? Cuz it's honestly been boring and it'd be cool for all of us to hang out together
Gender: You probably planning something and just want all of us to play along and come to you
Half of Middle 2: Ok Ok you got me 😈
Gender: Noooooo
Gyaro English: He has a point it's getting kinda boring now we should all hang out. Maybe go for another paintball war
Pseudo Takaoka: Fuck yeah
Moe Box: In that case I'll be keeping everyone in check.
Ponytail and Breasts: How would we split into teams this time?
Womanizing Bastard: Nah how about just battle royale style no teams just all of us against each other. Except me and Isogai we can team
Amazing Monkey: Bitch no tf you won't
Womanizing Bastard: OH BUT ITS OK IF THE SNIPERS TEAM
Adult Game Protagonist: we don't always team
Tsundere Sniper: we don't always team
Loofah: bruh cap
Justice: that is so unbelievable
This Manga is Awesome: Literally whenever I see one of you the other will always be with each other you two are inseparable
Adult Game Protagonist: bruh. Alright we won't team.
Forever 0: what about Karma and Nakamura those two will definitely come up with stupid ideas eventually
Half of Middle 2: I am offended you would even suspect me. Ok yeah sure
Moe Box: Alright I look forward to our next paintball war!
Grandmaster Kanzaki: Mhm me too
Forever 0: OK BUT FR SOMEONE CHANGE OUR USERNAMES NOW IM NOT FUCKING FLAT
Amazing Monkey: Yeah I'm not getting used to this either
Home Base: BUT THEY MATCH YALL SO WELL LMFAOOO
Loofah: YEAH LIKE THEY SUIT YOU GUYS
Forever 0: NO TF? IM NOT FLAT
Gyaro English: Ok but let's just go over a few people with funny ass names. Let's start with gender lmfao
Gender: Bruh just cuz I have long hair doesn't mean I'm a girl
Half of Middle 2: that's not it you're just so feminine 😊
Gender: I hate you both
Amazing Monkey: I mean it's not like we'll immediately know off the bat "oh he's a boy for sure"
Gender: 🤦‍♂️
Moe Box: I still don't understand my name but Hara says not to worry about it so I'll stick with my name
Kunugigaoka's Mom: We still love you Ritsu my child ☺️
Moe Box: I love you all too :D
Rolling Riser: Ok but Poison glasses? We know she's good at science but why such a simple name. Whoever came up with that is such a dumbass like wtf
Pseudo Takaoka: STFU
Rolling Riser: oh right of course
Poison Glasses: I actually kind of like my name a bit so thanks for that Terasaka
Pseudo Takaoka: HA YOU SEE
Poison Glasses: You're not mad I'm agreeing with him right Itona?
Rolling Riser: I will haunt you
Half of Middle 2: No you won't lmao.
Womanizing Bastard: Wow but Okuda be grateful you didn't get a name that makes you an embarrassment
Gyaro English: lol keep crying womanizing bastard
Womanizing Bastard: STFU
Poor Committee Member: But Justice though. He is the only one with a name that's not even a joke.
Justice: lol get fucked I got a better codename
The Darkness of Class E: I like mine too
Kunugigaoka's Mom: Same
Baseball Freak: Mines is cool too I don't mind
This Manga is Awesome: Exactly unlike yours Isogai
Poor Committee Member: Fucking Okajima called me president poverty it had to be him who came up with this name the little shit
Stern Lecture: OMG ISOGAI 😭
End of Perversion: Huuhh?
Ponytail and Breasts: I feel like okajima did this to me too. Like there's so much more in me than just those two descriptions 😭
End of Perversion: OH COME ON
Tsundere Sniper: Yeah I'm certain you definitely made this stupid name for me. Or Takebayashi
Glasses (Explosives): I honestly did think of using that name lol
Mushroom Director: But it fits your description like bruh 💀
Tsundere Sniper: No tf it doesn't
Artsy Bean Pole: So Chiba does she act tsundere around you?
Adult Game Protagonist: got nothing to say
This Manga is Awesome: Nah that's sus
Gyaro English: He's defending you be grateful Rinka
Tsundere Sniper: ok but fr I don't even act like a tsundere
End of Perversion: "don't get the wrong idea"
Glasses (Explosives): "don't get the wrong idea"
Tsundere Sniper: omg I'm going to shoot you both when we go to class tomorrow
Mushroom Director: ok but Chiba's name tho
Adult Game Protagonist: ok but what do you mean by that
Womanizing Bastard: dude have you seen your look. YOU'RE EVERY MAIN CHARACTER IN SOME DATING SIM GAME
Artsy Bean Pole: HE EVEN HAS THE HAIRSTYLE AND ALL LIKE BRO HAS NO ONE THOUGHT OF THAT
Grandmaster Kanzaki: Now that I think about it I've seen some dating sim games online. Yeah sorry Chiba but you actually do look exactly like some of the characters you play as 😅
Artsy Bean Pole: He's such an emo Istg
Adult Game Protagonist: stfu
Tsundere Sniper: he listens to emo music too
Adult Game Protagonist: HAYAMI WTF DONT TELL THEM
Tsundere Sniper: lol sorry 😭
This Manga is Awesome: BAHAHAHA SHE KNOWS
Gyaro English: yeah I've been known too lmao he's such an edgy guy
Adult Game Protagonist: shut your ass up Nakamura
This Manga is Awesome: At least our favorite tsundere likes an edgy guy 😍
Tsundere Sniper: you are not referring to me shut up
Justice: lol omg that could explain why she's always with him
Flouncy-Stag Beetle: ikr you two are so cute together
Loofah: truuue omg
Tsundere Sniper: IT'S NOT LIKE THAT
End of Perversion: YOU SEE!!! YOU SAW THAT?!??
Glasses (Explosives): THAT EVERYONE IS ANOTHER CLASSIC TSUNDERE LINE
Tsundere Sniper: Jesus Christ I hate you two so much
Adult Game Protagonist: I'm gonna shoot you two
End of Perversion: WAIT HUH
Kunugigaoka's Mom: that's right guys don't fuck with the bf he'll get defensive
Adult Game Protagonist: omg CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE
Mushroom Director: BRO CHIBA LET ME DO THIS LET ME MAKE A RECORDING WHERE YOURE THE EMO PROTAGONIST AND I CAN GET SOME GIRLS TO ACT TOO LIKE A ROLEPLAY I WANNA DO THIS
Stern Lecture: you say it as if you can get any one of us girls to be a part of this
Gyaro English: Not a bad idea tho lol I'd join in just to see how stupid Chiba acts
Adult Game Protagonist: Fuck you. And never
Mushroom Director: PPLLEEEEEAASE
Adult Game Protagonist: No
Poor Committee Member: Let's just leave him alone we don't need to force making him a part of this
Tsundere Sniper: just let him be
This Manga is Awesome: of course his partner will defend him
Tsundere Sniper: omg shut up
Adult Game Protagonist: fuck it ima leave if y'all just wanna talk about us
Adult Game Protagonist is now off line
Tsundere Sniper: same I'll leave too
Tsundere Sniper is now offline
This Manga is Awesome: YOU SEE!!! INSEPARABLE!!!
Gender: lol but we should really leave them off the hook
Flouncy-Stag Beetle: But they're literally the one couple that won't tell us anything we wanna know how they are together 😭
Moe Box: Well to be fair most of the times they just talk about assassination or sniper techniques but regardless they cooperate really well as if they have the same mindset every time
Womanizing Bastard: Istg like those two just be thinking of the exact same thing
This Manga is Awesome: alright ima actually go now too that was fun talking
Mushroom Director: literally all you're gonna do is watch anime you weeb
This Manga is Awesome: exactly 👏 so stfu air guitar lmao you cringey ass
Mushroom Director: BRO LEAVE ME ALONE but before you go let's pm real quick
This Manga is Awesome: Um ok?
Gyaro English: confession? 😳
Ponytail and Breasts: Omg guys look Mimura's gonna confess 😳
Half of Middle 2: let's wait for their response guys 🤫
Mushroom Director: NO ITS NOT A CONFESSION actually Nakamura let me invite you too. And Karma too I suppose.
Gyaro English: alright 😁
Half of Middle 2: I wonder what you're planning Mimura 😈
Mushroom Director: Actually you know what Sugaya Ima invite you too
Artsy Bean Pole: Alright let's see this shit
Gender: yeah Ima go too
Forever 0: You busy?
Gender: Just feel like studying rn. Also I'm planning on tutoring Sakura tomorrow.
Forever 0: Me and Okuda are gonna study today. If you want you can come over with us
Gender: sure that sounds great
Half of Middle 2: In that case let me join in too
Gender: yeah that's cool
Forever 0: uh.. you'll behave right
Poison Glasses: of course he will I'm ok with Karma joining
Half of Middle 2: you see have some faith in me like Okuda 😁
Gender: Okuda I'm so amazed that you have so much trust that Karma will behave 💀. But yeah you can come too if that's alright with Kayano
Forever 0: yeah sure no worries
Baseball Freak: mind if I come over too
Forever 0: yeah the more the merrier. Wow this is reminding of our first trip with Korosensei remember
Baseball Freak: I figured. So in that case. Kanzaki wanna come over 😁
Grandmaster Kanzaki: Sure I have nothing else to do afterwards thanks for inviting me
Half of Middle 2: simp lol
Rolling Riser: simp
Loofah: simp
Home Base: simp
The Darkness of Class E: Lmao what a goon
Baseball Freak: OH YOU CALL ME A SIMP WHEN I INVITE SOMEONE BUT WHEN KAYANO AND NAGISA INVITE SOMEONE YALL GOT NOTHING TO SAY WTF MAN 🧍‍♂️
Pseudo Takaoka: cuz you are a simp lol
Forever 0: Ok we can study in my apartment I'll send the directions for you guys in pms
Gender: Sure. Ok I'll see you there
Half of Middle 2: this'll be fun
End of Perversion: WHY PMS
Kunugigaoka's Mom: do you even need to ask
Ponytail and Breasts: you are so gonna stalk her 😓
Justice: lmao you would fr
End of Perversion: bruuuh
Baseball Freak: wait Karma I just realized Mimura wanted to talk you in pms aren't you with them rn
Half of Middle 2: I'm texting in both chats rn
Baseball Freak: ok. So what's going on?
Half of Middle 2: I'm sorry my guy but I'm not going to mention that
Baseball Freak: Y'ALL WERE DEFINITELY PLANNING SOMETHING
Grandmaster Kanzaki: It's fine there's nothing we can do about it anyways since they talked in pms
Baseball Freak: yeah you're right sorry for overreacting 😅
Stern Lecture: you're so hopeless Sugino
Amazing Monkey: simp at its finest
Baseball Freak: OK SERIOUSLY STOP CALLING ME A SIMP
Poison Glasses: Anyways I'll be offline now I'm about to get to your apartment Kayano
Forever 0: Alright! I'll be offline too now so see you guys
Gender: Alright I'll meet you all there bye guys
Stern Lecture: alright bye you guys
Poor Committee Member: see you tomorrow
Moe Box: Be safe you guys
Poison Glasses is now offline
Gender is now offline
Grandmaster Kanzaki is now offline
Forever 0 is now offline
Baseball Freak is now offline
Stern Lecture: well since they are forming a study group why don't we do the same
Poor Committee Member: Yeah sure!
Womanizing Bastard: Let's do it in my apartment today
Amazing Monkey:  No one's gonna want to go to your apartment you perv
Womanizing Bastard: THATS OKAJIMA NOT ME FINE I GUESS I WONT INVITE YOU😤
Amazing Monkey: HUH? FINE SCREW YOU
Womanizing Bastard: I was joking please come
Amazing Monkey: fine
End of Perversion: you actual mfs just leave me alone
Poor Committee Member: Wtf Maehara you cool?
Womanizing Bastard: Anyways I'll send directions in our group and Isogai you already know where I live
Poor Committee Member: Yup. Ok see you guys
Poor Committee Member is now offline
Stern Lecture: ok we'll meet you there
Amazing Monkey: alright then later everyone
Kunugigaoka's Mom: alright bye guys
Moe Box: Be safe!
Stern Lecture is now offline
Amazing Monkey is now offline
Womanizing Bastard is now offline
This Manga is Awesome: Alright I'm out see y'all
This Manga is Awesome is now offline
Gyaro English: I can't wait for tomorrow
Gyaro English is now offline
Justice: huh what happened
Artsy Bean Pole: Im still laughing my ass off
Artsy Bean Pole is now offline
Mushroom Director: Alright see y'all
Mushroom Director is now offline
Ponytail and Breasts: um what's happening
Flouncy-Stag Beetle: i think Sugino was right they definitely were planning something
Justice: WHAT ARE Y'ALLPLANNING
Half of Middle 2: You'll see >:)
Half of Middle 2 is now offline
Justice: WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN HAPPENING
Flouncy-Stag Beetle: it sounds fun :D
Pseudo Takaoka: COMING FROM KARMA?! BITCH PLEASE
Kunugigaoka's Mom: DONT CALL MY CHILD A BITCH
Loofah: you are so done for
Home Base: watch out Terasaka or else she'll eat you
Kunugigaoka's Mom: ...
End of Perversion: DUDE BRO
Moe Box: uh Yoshida?
The Darkness of Class E: do you even know what you just said
Home Base: YO WAIT I WAS JUST JOKING
Kunugigaoka's Mom: Tomorrow you will perish
Kunugigaoka's Mom is now offline
Rolling Riser: Rip Yoshida you won't be forgotten
Home Base: HUH
Glasses (Explosives): uh I gotta go guys see y'all tomorrow
Moe Box: ok bye Takebayashi :)
Ponytail and Breasts: alright bye
Glasses (Explosives) is now offline
Justice: actually ima go now too. Good luck living dude
Ponytail and Breasts: me too bye
Justice is now offline
Ponytail and Breasts is now offline
Home Base: GOOD LUCK LIVING?!?!
Flouncy-Stag Beetle: You've angered the mother. Feel her wrath
End of Perversion: Think about what you've done
Flouncy-Stag Beetle is now offline
End of Perversion is now offline
The Darkness of Class E: I'll be sending curses
Rolling Riser: I'll miss you
The Darkness of Class E is now offline
Rolling Riser is now offline
Home Base: Y'ALL AREN'T EVEN GONNA HELP ME
Pseudo Takaoka: uh
Loofah: umm
Pseudo Takaoka is now offline
Loofah is now offline
Home Base: Ritsu.. you will at least protect me right
Moe Box: Have a good night! :D
Moe Box is now offline
Home Base: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO SOMEONE HELP MEEEEEEEEEEE

And in the end no one else was online at that time to help Yoshida