Ass Class Chatroom (Assassination Classroom)

34- Hazama's guidance and Kind Itona?!

A few days are left until the students return to their classes

Meanwhile

The Darkness of Class E: Attention everyone
Gender: What's up Hazama?
Half of Middle 2: It's me
Gyaro English: Ooh Hazama with the announcement? Ok public speaker 🔊
Ponytail and Breasts: What? 😭
Justice: We're all ears what's up
The Darkness of Class E: Are you sure all of you guys are here?
Poor Committee Member: We're all waiting patiently
Stern Lecture: I'm sure everyone is here
End of Perversion: Who wouldn't want to be here talking anyways it's always so fun here
Kunugigaoka's Mother: Until it gets chaotic 🧍‍♂️
Artsy Bean Pole: Hey that's the best part 🙏
Mushroom Director: True very true
This Manga is Awesome: I would never miss a talk with you guys here it's always entertaining
Loofah: And 100% worth every bit of my time
Home Base: Facts fr fr
Pseudo Takaoka: Don't worry if someone does show up tho we'll pm them what it's about so they can catch up
Poison Glasses: Yeah exactly
Glasses (Explosives): WHAT LOL?!?! OKUDA AGREEING WITH TERASAKA?!
Adult Game Protagonist: The impossible has occurred
Pseudo Takaoka: OH SHUT UP!! I'M BEING CONSIDERATE!!!
Flouncy Stag-Beetle: AND THAT'S GOOD TY TERASAKA!!
Womanizing Bastard: Nice Terasaka is better than asshole Terasaka
Amazing Monkey: Exactly
Pseudo Takaoka: 😭
Baseball Freak: Ngl I'm feeling really happy in my stomach
Home Base: My guy don't say something cringey
Baseball Freak: WHAT?! I was just gonna say the way we're all talking feels so positive and good, despite the chaos that constantly ensnares during the chatroom. Always reminds me how close we've grown
Moe Box: Aw Sugino!
Gender: Couldn't have said it better bro 👍
Grandmaster Kanzaki: I feel the same way
Tsundere Sniper: Mhm
Forever 0: Kanzaki you forgot a certain emoji beside that statement
Grandmaster Kanzaki: KAYANO
Poison Glasses: 😭
Forever 0: SORRY I COULDN'T RESIST JOKING
End of Perversion: Nah it was probably the 🥴 emoji
Adult Game Protagonist: DUUUUUDE
Poor Committee Member: And so begins the chaos...
Half of Middle 2: LMAO 😭
Gyaro English: Okajima as much as pretty much every girl wishes the opposite of what I'm about to say, please don't change you are the pinnacle of chaos and you are necessary no matter how much we deny it
End of Perversion: THANK YOU NAKAMURA 😭
Artsy Bean Pole: You are a pretty funny and great guy despite your questionable remarks and intentions
Mushroom Director: He's just easily judged guys
Flouncy Stag-Beetle: He has a good soul deep inside 👍
Amazing Monkey: BULLSHIT
Stern Lecture: I CALL BULLSHIT
Kunugigaoka's Mother: Fattest cap I have ever heard
End of Perversion: 🥲
Adult Game Protagonist: It'll take time Okajima but trust me you will be admired
Tsundere Sniper: Quite a long time let me tell you
Adult Game Protagonist: 😭
Gender: Um. So how come Itona hasn't said any smart remark back?
This Manga is Awesome: Was wondering the same thing my boy
Forever 0: OH
Half of Middle 2: THAT'S TRUE HE USUALLY SAYS SOMETHING TO INCREASE THE CHAOS
Pseudo Takaoka: ITONA GET YOUR ASS IN THE CHAT YOUR MOTHER HAS SOMETHING TO SAY!!!
Ponytail and Breasts: NO 3-e STUDENT LEFT BEHIND!!!!
Half of Middle 2: Wait but Hazama who's the father
Stern Lecture: UM IS THAT REALLY SO ESSENTIAL
End of Perversion: Yes it is of importance that contains dire information
Gyaro English: Exactly
The Darkness of Class E: First of all no Itona is my son and there is no one else responsible for taking care of him unless I say otherwise.
The Darkness of Class E: Secondly my announcement actually has to do with Itona
Kunugigaoka's Mother: I see
Justice: Oh? Go on.
Womanizing Bastard: Interesting what's up
The Darkness of Class E: Ok so I'm heading home and during the time I finish with my announcement, he shall join the chatroom
The Darkness of Class E: Anyways, ever since the moments he's had with us all, and especially during the Christmas party, Itona has been feeling "jolly as stupid Maehara likes to say" and has been quite happy
Womanizing Bastard: EXCUSE ME?! WHY IS ADDING STUPID IN MY NAME NECESSARY?! AND WHEN DO I EVEN SAY JOLLY HE'S JUST LOOKING FOR AN EXCUSE TO CALL ME STUPID
Poor Committee Member: LMAO
Womanizing Bastard: STFU
The Darkness of Class E: Ask him his words not mine. But ask him tomorrow or another day. Anyways he's been feeling really happy and after all the kind stuff you've all done, he told me he wanted to make an attempt of being kind too. So he states he's going to try to lay off the sarcastic and smart ass remarks and comments, as well as hacking.
Moe Box: Itona's really doing all of this?! That's awesome!
Gender: Aw what a cinnamon roll 😭
Forever 0: 🧍‍♂️
Amazing Monkey: ...
Grandmaster Kanzaki: 😅
Gender: What
End of Perversion: Just shut the fuck up rn
Gender: WHAT DID I DO HUH?!?!!
Half of Middle 2: HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHA
Loofah: Bro you say it like you ain't one like quit being so humble you douchebag
Gender: I WASN'T TRYING TO BE HUMBLE OMFG
Baseball Freak: Still doesn't change how cinnamon roll you are
Forever 0: Mine at least so back away boy
Gyaro English: OK GIRL BE DEFENSIVE HE IS YOUR MAN AFTER ALL 👏
Flouncy Stag-Beetle: LOL 🤣
Artsy Bean Pole: No please
Forever 0: STOP EXAGGERATING THIS
Gender: That caught me off guard 🥲 but they don't need to back away I'll tell anyone I'm yours if they think I'm single
Forever 0: AHHHHH 😍
Mushroom Director: NOOOOOOOOOO
This Manga is Awesome: Y'ALL ARE OTP FR FR
Home Base: THEY'RE FLIRTING ALREADY COME ON
Poison Glasses: That's so cute
Grandmaster Kanzaki: I know 😭
Half of Middle 2: Oh get a room you lovesick things
Gyaro English: Y'all come on they had moments during the Christmas party they were bound to flirt more
Justice: Damn not this reminding me I'm still alone. Welp time to cry waterfalls 😄👍
Pseudo Takaoka: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA 😭😭😭
Glasses (Explosives): SHUT THE FUCK UP KIMURA 😭
Poor Committee Member: BRO CHILL 💀💀
Adult Game Protagonist: Someone get this man a lollipop stat
Flouncy Stag-Beetle: ARE YOU OK???!!!
Justice: I WAS JOKING I'M COOL GUYS
Moe Box: Oh thanks goodness
The Darkness of Class E: WE'RE GETTING SIDETRACKED WHY DID THE CONVERSATION SWITCH FROM MY ANNOUNCEMENT TO FLIRTING AND FOOLISHNESS
Artsy Bean Pole: 💀 Oops
Gender: Sorry Hazama
Womanizing Bastard: Don't apologize bro 🤨
Tsundere Sniper: Yeah if anything some of them acted on their own choice anyways
This Manga is Awesome: WOW SO BOLD OF YOU NOT TO INCLUDE YOURSELF
Adult Game Protagonist: Dude honestly we really didn't say a thing during their moment
Tsundere Sniper: Exactly
The Darkness of Class E: Anyways the point is Itona's having his moment but it will be temporary today. Probably for a few minutes
Womanizing Bastard: MINUTES?!??
The Darkness of Class E: Yes
Artsy Bean Pole: BREH SOMEONE SET HIS PRIORITIES CORRECTLY
Half of Middle 2: What an asshole. But that's Itona. Never change my guy
The Darkness of Class E: One more thing. I'm going to delete this message but please. Do not bully him as the reason he's doing all of this is for a test, which I will elaborate on later, so he's trying his best to be nice. Jokes and whatever are cool but please don't take it too far. Anyways he's coming
Rolling Riser is now online
Gender: Hey Itona
Flouncy Stag-Beetle: HI ITONA!! How are you?
Rolling Riser: Sup. All good
Moe Box: It's great to see you again!
Rolling Riser: Mhm same
The Darkness of Class E: I'm surprised you didn't ignore what I said and chose not to join earlier than what I said. You've managed to be patient
Rolling Riser: Thank you
Pseudo Takaoka: It's been a while after that Christmas party WHAT'S UP
Loofah: IT'S THE BOY ITONAAAA
Home Base: AYOOO WAS GOOOOOD
The Darkness of Class E: What is that....
Rolling Riser: Bruh what am I your zaddy that y'all worship?
Half of Middle 2: LMFAO
Adult Game Protagonist: LMAO 😭😭
The Darkness of Class E: Funny. But that's not what we trained
Rolling Riser: Oh right. Respect.
Rolling Riser: I appreciate how highly you guys view me but I'm nothing more than your slightly better classmate friend
Rolling Riser: Jokes I love you guys
Rolling Riser: Was that a good joke
The Darkness of Class E: 😭 Not bad I guess
Ponytail and Breasts: AW YOU'RE SO ADORABLE 😭
Forever 0: Bro what is this 🥲
Rolling Riser: It's not that big of a deal..
The Darkness of Class E: But don't you feel grateful, and slightly proud? So what else do you do?
Rolling Riser: Appreciation Ig
Rolling Riser: Thank you very much Yada
Gyaro English: BRO MY HEARTTTT
Baseball Freak: MY SOUUULLL
Mushroom Director: I feel so happy Itona you're amazing
Adult Game Protagonist: Respect my guy
Tsundere Sniper: Respect
Poor Committee Member: We're all touched you wanted to become considerate for us. Thanks
Rolling Riser: Of course...
Rolling Riser: Hazama, this is overwhelming I can't keep up
The Darkness of Class E: You're just not used to this much attention and praise. Why don't you try empathy now?
Rolling Riser: Oh right. I'm glad you guys appreciate my kindness. Seeing you all happy makes me pleased as well.
Kunugigaoka's Mother: OMGGGGG
Loofah: Dude we are crying hard inside
Home Base: Waterfalls fr am I right Kimura?
Justice: WAAAAAAAAA
Rolling Riser: I'll use more empathy Hazama
Rolling Riser: Please get some tissue paper for you guys. I don't want you guys to cry. I just want you all to be happy so you know how much I appreciate your praise
Grandmaster Kanzaki: I am just speechless
This Manga is Awesome: THIS IS AMAZING I'M SO HAPPY
Stern Lecture: I never thought you could be this sweet
Amazing Monkey: Quite shocking
Rolling Riser: Can I stop now?
The Darkness of Class E: Yeah sure. Not bad Itona 10/10
Mushroom Director: WAIT THAT'S IT?!?!
Rolling Riser: Yeah. You're king is back bruh
Artsy Bean Pole: Damn rip cinnamon Itona 🙏
Moe Box: I think you displayed a terrific performance of kindness!
The Darkness of Class E: I taught him well
Rolling Riser: Yeah yeah thanks we got that over with
Amazing Monkey: Man imagine if you stayed sweet Itona
Mushroom Director: BROOOO
This Manga is Awesome: Would be wild
Gender: Stop
Gender: I don't think that's kind to Itona
This Manga is Awesome: Um wdym?
Half of Middle 2: My guy you good?
Gender: I'm just saying. I think Itona is amazing just the way he is. He is who he is and I love this addition to our class. There's never a dull moment with Itona. Yeah, him being super nice and kind was an amazing thing to experience, but I don't want you guys implying him being super nice was better
Flouncy Stag-Beetle: Oh Nagisa 😭
Grandmaster Kanzaki: Bless your heart 🙏
Pseudo Takaoka: Nagisa. You're on the right here. Like Itona you chose to be a part of my group and you being a part of it has been fun. Granted your smartass does piss us off at times, but you are who you are and we all love you for it
Rolling Riser: Do you guys mean it?
Moe Box: OF COURSE ITONA!!
The Darkness of Class E: Believe it or not guys I told him this earlier but he wanted your reactions first. This was his test. And Nagisa. Terasaka. Thank you two very much for pointing this out. Now he's confirmed his answer
Mushroom Director: DUDE I'M SORRY IF I SOUNDED RUDE
Amazing Monkey: Yeah I'm sorry Itona 😭
This Manga is Awesome: NEVER CHANGE MY GUY
Poison Glasses: Please don't change
Justice: We all love you bro
Grandmaster Kanzaki: That's right the feelings are all mutual as you can see
Rolling Riser: Wow. Just wow
Rolling Riser: And no I'm not being sarcastic. I'm so glad you all let me in this class. Thanks everyone. And you too Hazama for the kindness tips
The Darkness of Class E: You are my son after all
Rolling Riser: I hope you guys realize that I'm not doing this act anymore and I will do my usual stuff. I will try to be nice every once in a while tho
Forever 0: That's fine!
Half of Middle 2: We are all fine how you are bro
Poor Committee Member: YES MY ZADDY ITONA IS BACK IN THE CLUB WOOOOO 😩
Poor Committee Member: YOU SERIOUSLY GONNA HACK THE MOMENT WE SAY WE LOVE THE WAY YOU ARE OMG
Womanizing Bastard: LMAO
Womanizing Bastard: I hate being ignored by my sugar daddy when he's looking at another sugar papa
Womanizing Bastard: ITONA!!!! WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?!?!???!
Adult Game Protagonist: LMAO
Amazing Monkey: What is wrong with you
Stern Lecture: OKANO YOU KNOW DAMN WELL...🤨
Womanizing Bastard: 💀
Ponytail and Breasts: Well this has been fun
This Manga is Awesome: As stated previously, the time spent here was 100% worth it
Home Base: FRRRR
Gyaro English: Can't wait for more chatroom moments guys
Half of Middle 2: Next time we talk here there better be a soon to be couple involved
Baseball Freaks: You gonna jinx yourself Istg you won't like it when you're the one embarrassed
Mushroom Director: Might be Kimura considering he said he was gonna cry waterfalls cuz he was single
Justice: I WAS JOKING!!! I DON'T MIND BEING SINGLE
Forever 0: You say that but someone's gonna be into you. Or maybe you might be into someone else
Kunugigaoka's Mother: Mhm
This Manga is Awesome: Facts
Glasses (Explosives): I know some people left already but I need to point out
Glasses (Explosives): Why tf has Okajima not mentioned anything since Itona joined
Gender: Dude if you got something to say don't worry Itona already left
End of Perversion: RAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
End of Perversion: WHEN I TRY TO ACT NICE I STILL GET TREATED LIKE A DEGENERATE BUT THE MOMENT HE DOES ONE TINY KIND THING HE GETS ALL OF THE ATTENTION AND ESPECIALLY FROM THE GIRLS LIKE SHUDSJFUDJDUDFBD HRHRRURURHRHRUR
Home Base: OMG
Adult Game Protagonist: DUDE CHILL
Tsundere Sniper: Okajima. Itona was doing it because he genuinely wanted to test out what it would be like if he changed his personality, but at the same time, confirmed by both him and Hazama, Itona wanted to learn how to be more kind in general
Stern Lecture: Meanwhile, you do it just for the sake of attention
End of Perversion: IT'S JUST NOT FAIR LIKE IDISJIDNR FUCK YOU ITONA!!!
Rolling Riser: Sup bro
End of Perversion: WHAT.....
Adult Game Protagonist: UH OH
Baseball Freak: OH SHIT...
Loofah: Ooooooh he's in troubke
End of Perversion: BUT... NAGISA YOU SAID HE WAS OFFLINE AND GONE
Rolling Riser: That was me hacking his account to trick you. I was wondering the same thing Takebayashi mentioned. Now I know the answer. Prepare yourself because I'm going to get plenty of blackmail taken out of context
End of Perversion: PLEASE... NO I'M SORRY PLEASE!!!!
End of Perversion: OOH OHH UHHH OH DADDY ITONA YES YUSSSSSS
End of Perversion: BRO STOP I'M SORRY I SAID I'M SORRY
End of Perversion: HYUH NO I'M NOT I'M OKAJIMA AND I EAT SHIT CUZ I'M A MAN BABY GOO GOO GAGA 😩😩
End of Perversion: STOP DOING THIS TO ME!!!
End of Perversion: NO YOU STOP SHUT UP 😡
End of Perversion: I'M BEING SERIOUS GET OUT
End of Perversion: NO YOU DON'T GET TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!! 🥵
End of Perversion: ITONAAAAAAAAAA 🤬🤬🤬
End of Perversion: I'M SCREAMING YOUR NAME BECAUSE I HAVE GAY FEELINGS FOR YOU!!!!! 👹👹👹
End of Perversion: BROOOOOO STFU STFU 🤬
End of Perversion: STOP TELLING ME TO SHUT UP MAYBE YOU SHOULD SHUT UP 🖕
End of Perversion: ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?!??!!?!
Half of Middle 2: LMAOOOOOOOOO
Gyaro English: HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
Justice: BRUH 💀 ITONA FR MAKING IT SEEM LIKE HE'S DELUSIONAL TALKING TO HIMSELF...
This Manga is Awesome: EXACTLY LMAO
Baseball Freak: BRO HAS A SECOND PERSONALITY AND IS SWITCHING EACH SECOND 😭
Home Base: HAHAHHAHAHAA
Loofah: LMFAOOOOO
Glasses (Explosives): Tragic fate he's going through
Artsy Bean Pole: DUDE I'M LAUGHING SO HARD HELP... I'M GONNA PEE 😭
Mushroom Director: I CAN'T I CAN'T BREATHE
Tsundere Sniper: Welp. I'm out
Adult Game Protagonist: K. Bye Rinka. Ima chill here for a while cuz this is funny
End of Perversion: Stay tuned you cuties 😉
End of Perversion: This is gonna go on for a few more minutes and things are looking pretty messy 😳
End of Perversion: ITONAAAA!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!