36- Codename updates and slander

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During this chatroom moment, and a few other afterwards everyone will temporarily use their dub codenames instead as their usernames.

Before the students leave for class, Korosensei asks everyone to "update" their chosen codenames for the students so that he can use them to update their usernames as well. Most were afraid and over with the codenames, but eventually they agree.

After class
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: I'm sorry to have to do this again kids, but it's about to happen.
Gender: Good evening sir. And honestly I'm just done
Gyaro English: I'm feeling quite good ngl
Baseball Freak: YOU ARE. CUZ YOU KARMA AND EVEN FUWA CAME UP WITH THIS AND TALKED TO KOROSENSEI ABOUT IT
Justice: Bruh I am not looking forward to this
Amazing Monkey: Nothing we can do except get this over with
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: Well now to start off! I'm going to go over the names that have not changed at all.
Mushroom Director: WHAT?!
Home Base: Someone literally decided to save their victim from suffering and keep their codename the same wow
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: Anyways there were only 4.
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: And by the way! I know it was done by random but Karma also suggested that the person who picked other's codename must reveal themselves.
Womanizing Bastard: WOW YOU ASSHOLE KARMA WTF
Loofah: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Loofah: PLEASE WHYYYY
Gyaro English: Cuz it's funny
Stern Lecture: You definitely blackmailed Korosensei for this to work
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: ANYWAYS! First up is Nagisa, who remains as Gender.
Gyaro English: Your welcome 😘
Forever 0: ERASE THAT EMOJI NOW
Gyaro English: It's giving yandere
This Manga is Awesome: Fr
Forever 0: 😭
Gender: ...
Gender: BRO
Gender: IT WAS YOUUUU!!!!
Half of Middle 2: LMAOOOOOOO
Flouncy Stag-Beetle: RIO 😭
Poor Committee Member: What has he done to you... 🧍‍♂️
Amazing Monkey: Tbf it makes sense
This Manga is Awesome: Yeah for sure
Gender: ...
Rolling Riser: Yes. Get mad. And go off on them. I need this material
Womanizing Bastard: STFU
End of Perversion: LAY OFF BROOOOOO
Gender: BRO IT'S NOT JUST THAT..
Gender: LIKE... YOU COULDN'T HAVE CHANGED IT BETTER?! OK?!?!
Mushroom Director: HAHAHAHA THAT'S TRUE THE POOR GUY
Pseudo Takaoka: Damn RIP bro Ig
Gender: What FUCKING ever...
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: Followed by Muramatsu, who remains as Loofah.
Rolling Riser: Squishy squishy
Loofah: ITONA IT WAS YOU?!?!
Rolling Riser: Literally you can't argue back. It makes perfect sense
Loofah: BRO I DO NOT LOOK LIKE A LOOFAH
Half of Middle 2: Fattest cap I have ever heard
Artsy Bean Pole: Facts
Gyaro English: It's giving in denial
Loofah: OH MY GOOOD
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind:
Up next is Terasaka, who remains as Pseudo Takaoka.
Pseudo Takaoka: OK BUT FR WHO ACTUALLY THINKS I LOOK LIKE HIM
Flouncy Stag-Beetle: I DON'T THINK SO
Psuedo Takaoka: THANK YOU KURAHASHI!!!
Half of Middle 2: I made the name. But yeah ima be nice for now and not come up with a worse one
Pseudo Middle 2: KARMA YOU DICK!!!
Glasses (Explosives): LMAO
Gyaro English: My brother in Christ you are literally Takaoka's doppelgänger
Tsundere Sniper: Rio where in the hell do you learn those phrases
Kunugigaoka's Mother: There's no denying it
The Darkness of Class E: You are kind of a "bully"
Home Base: Mhm mhm
Poison Glasses: Pretty much
Ponytail and Breasts: HAHAHAHA OKUDA?! 😭
Forever 0: That must suck Okuda is still holding a grudge 💀
Pseudo Takaoka: WHY IN THE HELL BRO LIKE I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING DAMMIT
Gender: You guys are literally comparing him to a criminal Terasaka is nothing like that
Pseudo Takaoka: YKW!! THANK YOU NAGISA!!
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: And last but not least, Justice! And the one who gave you your codename was none of other than your dear teacher!
Justice: FRR??? TY SIR
Baseball Freak: It does suit you bro
Mushroom Director: Treasure your name my guy
Ponytail and Breasts: It definitely fits!
Flouncy Stag-Beetle: MHM MHM
Justice: AW I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: Well then. Time to move on to the very minor name changes. Some will either have much effect, some will not, we shall see. Let's start with Kayano's name, brought to you by Muramatsu: Forever Flat!
Loofah: NOOOOOOOO
Home Base: WTF KOROSENSEI 😭😭
The Darkness of Class E: You just might have given him a death sentence
End of Perversion: Ooooh he's in trouble
Forever Flat: .....
Forever Flat: O wasn't enough....
Forever Flat: You actually had to say flat..
Loofah: NO... PLEASE...
Loofah: Like.. Nagisa how could you possibly love someone this flat
Loofah: NOOOOOOO
Poison Glasses: WHAT
Adult Game Protagonist: ARE YOU TRYING TO DIE?!?!
Artsy Bean Pole: YOU ARE KILLING YOURSELF!!
Loofah: ITONA STOP IT'S NOT FUNNY
Loofah: KAYANO PLEASE
Gender: You want me to kill him for you Akari?
Forever Flat: You're so considerate ☺️ No thanks I can do it myself
Loofah: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Psuedo Takaoka: I will miss you bro
This Manga is Awesome: That was a quick username change
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: Indeed! Anyways up next is Okuda, who shall now be called Poison Specs. Nice one Terasaka
Psuedo Takaoka: What can I say. You're one of the few students with glasses and you use poison
Poison Specs: I don't hate it super much ig....
Rolling Riser: Dude that is some basic ass thinking process
Womanizing Bastard: Lumbering oaf am I right
Psuedo Takaoka: SHUT UP!!!
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: Next is Baseball Geek! However this was given by our favorite bitch
Womanizing Bastard: So Okano?
Poor Committee Member: MAEHARA
Stern Lecture: 😨
Womanizing Bastard: ITONA.....
Amazing Monkey: ...
Gyaro English: My jaw dropped
Amazing Monkey: Just get ready for the next class
Womanizing Bastard: NO SHE'S GONNA KILL ME!!!
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: Anyways I was talking about Irina....
Gyaro English: Oh ofc we love the bitch
Kunugigaoka's Mother: Mhm mhm
Poison Specs: Kanzaki feeling really upset Professor Bitch gave a name for him instead of her herself
Grandmaster Kanzaki: OKUDA......
Half of Middle 2: This is the best day ever
Forever Flat: OKUDA WHAT IS HAPPENING TO YOU....
Gyaro English: Hey. The toxicity has spread to Nagisa. Now her
Poison Specs: 😭
Baseball Geek: Bruh that's lame I love baseball but I'm not some loser about it dang
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: Next. Okano is now Amazing Ape. Are you going to go ahead and say why you gave that name?
Amazing Ape: FIRST THIS NOW AMAZING APE!!?? WHAT THE HELL!!!
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: Hmmm... I wonder why Maehara is so timid all of a sudden
Womanizing Bastard: KOROSENSEI NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Amazing Ape: As I expected...
Womanizing Bastard: LOOK IF ANYTHING... THAT'S A GOOD THING
Stern Lecture: UM WTF??
Gender: MAEHARA WHAT
Poor Committee Member: MY GUY LIKE HOW?!?!
Womanizing Bastard: HAVE YOU SEEN HOW HER BODY MOVES?!?! SHE IS LITERALLY AN ATHLETIC QUEEN!!! SHE'S LITERALLY GOT THE BODY OF IT!!!
Ponytail and Breasts: Dude I can see you're trying to be nice but...
Tsundere Sniper: You are not helping your case... at this point you're sounding like Okajima you're literally implying you've been staring at her for... who knows how long
Tsundere Sniper: WHAT AM I EVEN SAYING YOU TWO ARE ALIKE ANYWAYS
End of Perversion: LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
Womanizing Bastard: STOP JUST... DAMMIT
Amazing Ape: I don't even know what to say..
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: Oh but I think that you doooo! Once Maehara knows who changed his username to Womanizing Scumbag
Womanizing Scumbag: A SCUMBAG
Womanizing Scumbag: A FUCKING SCUMBAG... INCREDIBLE
Womanizing Scumbag: Wait Okano why was he mentioning you earlier...
Amazing Ape: ...
Womanizing Scumbag: YOU CALLED ME THIS!!! WOW
Amazing Ape: NO I'M NOT GONNA APOLOGIZE! YOU LITERALLY TREAT WOMEN LIKE SHIT ANYWAYS AND LIE ALL THE TIME!! YOU DESERVE THAT NAME!!
Womanizing Scumbag: 😔
Poor Committee Member: Dude... you usually scream and fight back.. Okano you prob hit him hard
Amazing Ape: AND SO WHAT
Stern Lecture: ... Ouch...😭
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: Kanzaki is next! She is now Mistress Kanzaki!!
Mistress Kanzaki: Oh wow interesting
Glasses (Explosives): You're welcome master
Mistress Kanzaki: Wait you gave this to me?
Glasses (Explosives): Yes indeed
Mistress Kanzaki: Really?
Glasses (Explosives): YES FR
Poison Specs: In her head 'Not Sugino?!?!'
Forever Flat: Sorry Takebayashi she was hoping for a different knight that would treat her the way you are
Poison Specs: HAHAHAHAHA KAYANO
Forever Flat: OKUDA YES!! YES!!
Half of Middle 2: LMFAOOOOO
Gyaro English: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Gender: Oh my....
Mistress Kanzaki: YOU TWO!!!
Baseball Geek: Y'all she doesn't even like me 😭 AND WHY DID YOU BOTH EXPECT ME TOO
Forever Flat: Ok we need to talk about that first comment you made cuz that's um... anyways
Artsy Bean Pole: BUT LIKE JUST CUZ YOURE TRYING HARD TO GET IT TOGETHER...
Justice: Doesn't exactly mean we can forget your crazy side back then
Baseball Geek: STOP I'M AN IDIOT!!!!
Mistress Kanzaki: You're not it's ok 😭
Baseball Geek: Please I don't need this I don't deserve this
Womanizing Scumbag: OK NEXT ALREADY NEXT GODAMNIT!!
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: Next is... Kurahashi as Fluffy Stag Beetle!!
Womanizing Scumbag: Oh yeah I gave you that one
Fluffy Stag Beetle: AWWW TY
Amazing Ape: I fucking hate you so much
Baseball Geek: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Womanizing Scumbag: WHAT?!?! LITERALLY WHAT HUH?!?! WHAAAAT!!!!
Amazing Ape: YOU GIVE ME THIS STUPID NAME BUT YOU GIVE HER THIS INNOCENT ONE
Womanizing Scumbag: I'M SORRY IT'S JUST FUNNY TARGETING MY CLOSEST FRIENDS!! BUT SHE'S LITERALLY PURE AND INNOCENT EVEN OKAJIMA WON'T COME NEAR HER WITH THAT GAY HORNY SHIT
End of Perversion: Exactly
End of Perversion: WAIT HOLD UP I'M NOT GAY WHAT
Adult Game Protagonist: Just ss this. Damn Okajima really did confirm it
End of Perversion: CHIBA YOU SON OF A BITCH
Fluffy Stag Beetle: I'm sorry Okano 😭 I didn't meant to like... cause this
Amazing Ape: AWWW KURAHASHI YOU'RE OK!! MAEHARA'S THE PROBLEM
Ponytail and Breasts: You do not have to apologize
Justice: YOU'RE OK KURAHASHI
This Manga is Awesome: Don't even say it Nagisa istg
Gender: Kurahashi you're so pure and honest
Half of Middle 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAA
Stern Lecture: Fuwa he's just being sincere🧍‍♂️
Gender: Ok like. Do you just wanna predict everything I say and take over my account. Or ask Itona to hack into it I'm more than happy to leave damn it
Gyaro English: DAAAAAAAAMN
Tsundere Sniper: ...
Artsy Bean Pole: OMFG
Half of Middle 2: I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
Forever Flat: APOLOGIZE NOW FUWA!!!
Mushroom Director: LMFAO
This Manga is Awesome: I'M SORRY NAGISA I WAS JUST JOKING I'M SORRY WE ALL LOVE YOUR SINCERITY AND HONESTY!!
Gender: But what. I feel like I can hear a but getting ready to come out of your mouth
Poison Specs: OMG
Psuedo Takaoka: DUDE... I'VE NEVER HEARD YOU WITH SUCH ATTITUDE....
End of Perversion: YOU'RE JUST CLUELESS BRO
Gender: Yeah I get it already 😭
Loofah: Bro this is so funny and shocking
Rolling Riser: Nagisa. You're so unpredictable sometimes.
Forever Flat: You can say that again...
Mushroom Director: ....
Forever Flat: WHAT
Home Base: We don't need to know about your private life ok?
Forever Flat: I WASN'T IMPLYING ANYTHING OF THE SORT SHUT UP YOSHIDA
Gyaro English: Kayano
Forever Flat: Yeah?
Gyaro English: Give him a big kiss. He needs it he's sad
Forever Flat: ANYWAAAAAYSS LET'S JUST SWITCH THE SUBJECT
This Manga is Awesome: Anyways Nagisa I swear I'm sorry 😭 BUT WE LOVE JOKING AND EITHER WAY WE LOVE YOU
Gender: Ik I joke too thanks Fuwa
Gender: Besides, that message I said about should I just leave. I didn't even send it lmao it was probably Itona. But I figured might as well let y'all believe I sent it so y'all can submit to apologizing
Stern Lecture: .....
The Darkness of Class E: Nice
Adult Game Protagonist: AIN'T NO WAY
Forever Flat: This... is another reason why I fell in love with you
Womanizing Bastard: OH GET A ROOM
Justice: Guess I'll just cry myself to sleep
Ponytail and Breasts: 😭😭😭 HAHAHAHAHAHA
Forever Flat: You just turned me on...
Forever Flat: ITONA... SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Rolling Riser: That was funny
Gyaro English: LMAO
End of Perversion: DAAAANG I SEE YOU HORNY GIRL
Forever Flat: SHUT UP
Gender: What does turn me on mean again
Mistress Kanzaki: Just ignore it 💀
This Manga is Awesome: Nagisa... you tricked me YOU... YOU...
Half of Middle 2: Snake? Tell us something we don't know
Rolling Riser: Like I said before. This guy is unpredictable
Glasses (Explosives): You are a badass holy shit
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: Now we got Hazama as The Art of Darkness
This Manga is Awesome: ANYWAYS BY ME!! You are 100% from a bloodline of a family of spies or something I can see of that sort
The Art of Darkness: Not bad Fuwa. This name I like. You'll be free from my curses this week
This Manga is Awesome: ONLY THIS WEEK? Wow
Poor Committee Member: LMAO
Kunugigaoka's Mother: 🧍‍♂️
Justice: No one is safe dawg...
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: Anyways. Mimura the mushroom director is now Director Mushroom. I personally like this change despite how minor it seems
Loofah: True. Feels more in charge now
Artsy Bean Pole: You're welcome bro
Director Mushroom: REALLY?!? I appreciate the director title but REALLY?!?!
Artsy Bean Pole: Yeah really
Gyaro English: Relax "Meme-Hoorah!" Be grateful he didn't go for something totally 180
Director Mushroom: NOOOOOOO I HAVE A NICKNAME NOW IFJEJDDIJJDJJDE
Artsy Bean Pole: LMAOOOOO
Poor Committee Member: And from Nakamura no less...
Kunugigaoka's Mother: I'm scared whenever she's gonna eventually reach the full roster
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: Anyways. Ritsu is now Box O' Moe, brought to you by Terasaka
Pseudo Takaoka: RAAAYSSHUSHEDYD SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Gyaro English: WHAT
Gender: ...
Home Base: Ain't no way
Kunugigaoka's Mother: UNBELIEVABLE...
Loofah: LMAO
The Art of Darkness: Now that was a shock
Glasses (Explosives): We should be bffs really
Pseudo Takaoka: JUST SHUT UP
Box O' Moe: Hara is this username bad?
Kunugigaoka's Mother: Um I don't think I'd say bad
Half of Middle 2: Just unexpected that the big bad bully knows this stuff
End of Perversion: I bet sometimes during the middle of the night he'll request Ritsu for like maid pics of her
Pseudo Takaoka: OKAJIMA STFU
Artsy Bean Pole: LMAO
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: Ok last three in this list is Hara Fuwa and Yoshida. New names are Kunugigaoka's Mom, This Manga is Amazing, and Home Plate! Would the people who've made these codenames step forward?
This Manga is Amazing: Honeslty I was hoping for a huge change but it's cool ig.
Baseball Geek: I did that one. Honestly every class that comes up you just have so much manga AND IT'S ALWAYS DIFFERENT LIKE HOW DO YOU FINISH THEM SO FAST YOU'RE LITERALLY LIKE SOME MANUFACTURER OR WHATEVER
This Manga is Amazing: I just binge watch and binge read so much.
Director Mushroom: It's so tiring when she drags me to watch something with her... there's no stopping her
End of Perversion: Poor you
Home Plate: Ok but like. Bro now it's plate? I still don't understand mine but anyways. I made your codename Hara.
Kunugigaoka's Mom: YOU SEE ME AS THE MOM OF THIS CLASS??? That's actually.. unexpectedly sweet
Home Plate: LIKE YOU'RE CONSIDERATE BUT YOU'RE ALSO TOUGH AND BADASS
Forever Flat: I never thought Yoshida would be speaking so sincerely
Justice: Uncalled for af
Home Plate: LEAVE ME ALONE!! AND WHAT'S UP WITH MY STUPID NAME!!!
Baseball Geek: I did that one. Bro your face
Home Plate: What about it mf
Baseball Geek: I just wanna step on you
Home Plate: WHAT
Rolling Riser: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Gyaro English: LMFAO
Pseudo Takaoka: LMAO WHAT SUGINO...
Gender: SUGINO WHAT
Loofah: BRO LEAVE HIS FACE ALONE
Ponytail and Breasts: That was quite bold..
Baseball Geek: IT'S NOT OUT OF RUDENESS!!! LIKE I CAN JUST... LIKE...
Baseball Geek: BRO YOUR FACE NEEDS TO BE FILLED WITH FOOTPRINTS
Home Plate: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
Adult Game Protagonist: HAHAHAHAHAHAA
Mistress Kanzaki: You can step on me instead 🥺
Mistress Kanzaki: ....
This Manga is Amazing: WHAAAAT
Mistress Kanzaki: ITONAAAAA
Rolling Riser: What I didn't do anything
Forever Flat: I AM SO SS THIS
Poison Specs: WTH 😭
Tsundere Sniper: OMG
Half of Middle 2: LMFAO
Baseball Geek: ITONA LEAVE HER ACCOUNT ALONE I'M TRYING TO EXPLAIN TO YOSHIDA MY ANSWER
Director Mushroom: Ok Mr knight and shining armor
Glasses (Explosives): "Hey! Leave her alone! 😎🤓"
Baseball Geek: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Stern Lecture: That was funny but like. Takebayashi you cannot be talking when you have glasses too
Poor Committee Member: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Glasses (Explosives): LET ME HAVE THIS
Baseball Geek: Anyways Kanzaki queen I'll only allow it as long as you step on me too 😉
Baseball Geek: ITONA ISTG
The Art of Darkness: He's on a roll
Gender: ITONA CALM DOWN
Pseudo Takaoka: BRO CONTROL YOURSELF
Artsy Bean Pole: TAKE IT EASY MY GUY
Womazing Scumbag: LET US BREATHE
Justice: DUDE SLOW DOWN
Ponytail and Breasts: Saying that even tho he never slows down 🧍‍♂️
Justice: STOP
Fluffy Stay Beetle: HAHAHAHA TRUE
Rolling Riser: You guys can't handle this
Poison Specs: You know Kanzaki wished what Sugino said was true
Mistress Kanzaki: OKUDA STOP CALM DOWN ALREADY
Forever Flat: HAHAHAHAHA
Half of Middle 2: GIRL I AM SO PROUD OF YOU!!!
Gyaro English: This is amazing
Tsundere Sniper: Wow everything is just spiraling
Adult Game Protagonist: Absolutely wild
Home Plate: WE'RE GETTING DISTRACTED... SUGINO EXPLAIN ALREADY
Box O' Moe: I think I can help. From what I understand, I think Sugino is trying to imply that your face resembles that of a home plate
Baseball Geek: YES!!! EXACTLY!!!!!
Home Plate: OH BRO....
Justice: LMAO
Pseudo Takaoka: HAHAHAHAHA
Glasses (Explosives): And for even Ritsu to have to explain it. Honestly wild
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: Now then. For the names that were very different. Keep in mind they still essentially have the same intended meaning
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: Karma is now Semi-Senioritis!!!
Semi-Senioritis: Buddy what
Loofah: I meeeaaan
Baseball Geek: Kinda true?
The Art of Darkness: I did that one. You pretty much are. I still remember what an asshole you were when you first came to this class. You didn't give two shits about academics at all and you just wanted an excuse to kill
Semi-Senioritis: Well hey. In the end I'm now here having fun. You guys should be happy I was so cold and blunt. Well I still am lmao
Womanizing Scumbag: To hell with you bro
Artsy Bean Pole: 💀
Poisons Specs: Hey he's still amazing just the way he is
Gyaro English: Karma we love you bro. Never change
Forever Flat: Of course Okuda would say that
Mistress Kanzaki: I can feel Okuda's jealousy from here
Poison Specs: OMG
Forever Flat: HAHAHAHAHA
Mistress Kanzaki: REVENGE!!!
Gender: 😭
Stern Lecture: You kinda had it coming girl...
Kunugigaoka's Mom: You were still on fire getting at Kanzaki tho
Poison Specs: Fair enough
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: Next up is Isogai, who's name is now President Poverty!!
President Poverty: PRESIDENT POVERTY
President Poverty: HUH!! OKAY!!
Semi-Senioritis: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Home Plate: YOOOOO
Gyaro English: LMAOOOOOO
Artsy Bean Pole: BRO THAT IS LEGENDARY
President Poverty: OKAY. OKAY
President Poverty: FUCKING BITCH MAEHARA I KNOW IT WAS YOU
Stern Lecture: LMAO
Amazing Ape: Who else but the womanizing scumbag
Womanizing Scumbag: OKANO STOP!! AND DAMN ISOGAI HOW'D YOU KNOW
President Poverty: YOU'RE LITERALLY THE ONLY ONE IN THIS CLASS WHO WILL KEEP CALLING ME "BROKE ASS"
Womanizing Scumbag: Ok I know I said this to Okano too
Womanizing Scumbag: But like. You should be grateful
President Poverty: MF HOW
Womanizing Scumbag: CUZ LIKE.. YOU'RE TOO PERFECT!! maybe you're like. Too annoyed by how amazing you are. You need something to remind you that hey. You're human. You've got balance
President Poverty: WOW
End of Perversion: Exactly like you deserve it
Stern Lecture: OH SHUT UP!! KOROSENSEI WHAT'S HIS HUH I'D LIKE TO KNOW
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: Well then. Okajima now appears to be terminal perv
Terminal Perv: TERMINAL PERV ARE YOU SERIOUS RN
Adult Game Protagonist: LMFAO
Artsy Bean Pole: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Director Mushroom: HAHAHAHAHAAHA
Tsundere Sniper: Very accurate
Ponytail and Breasts: Mhm mhm
Gyaro English: LMAO WHICH GIRL GAVE HIM THAT? I KNOW IT WAS A GIRL
Forever Flat: You're welcome ladies
Stern Lecture: OUR HERO
Kunugigaoka's Mom: What a wise being
Amazing Ape: She has spoken a truth among truths
Terminal Perv: STFU LEAVE ME ALONE 😭😭
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: Next up is Kataoka as Dignified Didact
Dignified Didact: Oh wow. No but thank you I appreciate this name and I'm glad I'm seen as a responsible teacher
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: Um. This was by Okajima
Dignified Didact: ...
Justice: WHAAAAAAAAAAT?!??!?!
Artsy Bean Pole: AIN'T NO WAYYYYY
Director Mushroom: BRO THAT'S INSANE WTF
Amazing Ape: OKAJIMA? USING A NORMAL AND NICE NAME!?!?!? IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!
Kunugigaoka's Mom: THIS HAS TO BE A DREAM
Tsundere Sniper: WAKE UP EVERYONE
Terminal Perv: YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING ASSHOLES I CAN BE NORMAL AT TIMES
Dignified Didact: I can't believe I just said thank you to an Okajima... someone shoot me please
President Poverty: KATAOKA...
Fluffy Stag Beetle: Guys he just said something nice shouldn't you all be happy? 😭
Gender: It's not like you guys were gonna change your attitudes anyways if Okajima were to do a perverted name 🧍‍♂️
Terminal Perv: BLESS YOUR SOULS YOU TWO!! BLESS YOUR SOOOOOUUULLSS!!!
Semi-Senioritis: DANG they got you there
Gyaro English: It's not about that it was just so unexpected
Dignified Didact: JUST NEXT!! SOMEONE GO NEXT ALREADY 😒
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: Alright. After Kataoka comes Sugaya!! He is now named Lanky Artist
Director Mushroom: Hope you appreciate the name bro 👍
Lanky Artist: BROOOOOO!!!
Lanky Artist: I appreciate the artist BUT WHY DO YOU HAVE TO IMPLY I'M LANKY
Pseudo Takaoka: Dude be grateful you ain't built like Hara LMFAOOOOOO
Psuedo Takaoka: ITONAAAAAAAA
Home Plate: HAHAHAHAH TERASAKA WHAT
Loofah: BRO YOU ARE IN DANGER
Justice: ITONA YOU ARE A PSYCHOPATH
Rolling Riser: I didn't do anything stop targeting me
Adult Game Protagonist: FR STOP IT ALREADY LEAVE HIM ALOOONE ☹️
Adult Game Protagonist: STFU
Tsundere Sniper: LMAO
Ponytail and Breasts: 💀 I'M DYING
Kunugigaoka's Mom: Don't expect to breathe Terasaka. You'd best make prayers now
Pseudo Takaoka: NOOOOOOOOO
Lanky Artist: Anyways. YOU DON'T AT NEED TO EMPHASIZE THE FUCKING LANKY BIT LIKE BRO
Director Mushroom: It was necessary tho
Gyaro English: My brother in Christ you're built like a twig
Forever Flat: You are literally paper thin
Loofah: Facts
This Manga is Amazing: True that
Lanky Artist: OH SHUT UP!!
Lanky Artist: AND KAYANO YOU CANNOT BE TALKING (PAPER THIN)
Lanky Artist: ITONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Adult Game Protagonist: BRO STOP SABOTAGING US ALREADY
Amazing Ape: YOU NEED TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN
Box O' Moe: He hacks insanely quick it's impressive
Justice: OH HECK NAH NOT QUICKER THAN ME THAT'S FOR SURE LIKE HOW
Rolling Riser: Just built different ig
Forever Flat: I'm too angry to think rn about Itona
Forever Flat: Sugaya I'm going to kill you
Lanky Artist: I HATE EVERYTHING RN
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: And now we got Takebayashi!! Also by Mimura, he has changed his name to Specs (LOL)
Specs (LOL): Wtf does this name even mean
Poison Specs: It's literally just like mines why are you guys emphasizing the glasses bit..
Gyaro English: NOT TO MENTION THEY'RE THE ONLY PEOPLE HERE WHO WEAR GLASSES
President Poverty: And the only thing that comes to mind when coming up for nicknames about them...
Gender: Is glasses 🧍‍♂️
Terminal Perv: 🤓
Specs (LOL): BRO
Poison Specs: Just shut up Okajima
Forever Flat: OMG
Ponytail and Breasts: OKUDA???!!!
Gyaro English: OK QUEEN PERIOD
Gender: WTF LANGUAGE ARE YOU EVEN SPEAKING RN
Tsundere Sniper: That's what I'm trying to figure out
This Manga is Amazing: You guys are such old people it's not that hard to understand
Specs (LOL): Exactly. Fo shizzle!! Like comment and subscribe everyone
President Poverty: Who tf are you even talking to
Specs (LOL): ANYWAYS NEXT
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind:
Now up next is Chiba, who is now known as the Dating Sim Emo Character
Specs (LOL): Oh yeah and I made that one
Dating Sim Emo Character: BUDDY WHAT...
This Manga is Amazing: You literally cannot be talking
Gyaro English: Yeah shut your mouth
Mistress Kanzaki: Chiba just accept it you're basically built like one
Dating Sim Emo Character: WTF KANZAKI?!?!
Kunugigaoka's Mom: YOU TOO???
Tsundere Sniper: Just cuz he has hair covering his eyes it doesn't automatically make him a video game character
Semi-Senioritis: I bet there's a control rn playing as him
Dating Sim Emo Character: OH SHUT UP
Pseudo Takaoka: IT'S RITSU SHE'S CONTROLLING HIM
Box O' Moe: WHAT?! I would never control anybody like that! And besides Chiba is not made of electronics so it wouldn't even be possible for me to control him in the first place!!
Ponytail and Breasts: YEAH TERASAKA
Womanizing Scumbag: Yeah be quiet boy
Pseudo Takaoka: I was trying to joke....
Box O' Moe: Oh forgive me then
Dignified Didact: No no. Don't apologize
The Art of Darkness: You're not made for this Terasaka
Pseudo Takaoka: OMFG
Rolling Riser: Sorry you're not funny like me
President Poverty: Just shut up Isogai.... Don't even say it
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: Alright then! Now we've got Nakamura as the English Lass!!
English Lass: Ooh wow interesting
President Poverty: I gave the name. You're just so good at English like my skills do not come anywhere near as proficient as yours
English Lass: AW ISOGAI THANK YOU
Womanizing Scumbag: Leave it to him to come up with a codename that doesn't talk smack about someone...
Justice: HAHA TRUE
Dignified Didact: I bet everyone's wishing Isogai could've come up with a name for us
Ponytail and Breasts: Yup
Fluffy Stag Beetle: True true! But I like this name too anyways
Terminal Perv: "OMG ISOGAI THIS ISOGAI YEAH HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE 💅😉" SHUT UP
Dignified Didact: ...
Gender: Bro 🧍‍♂️
Amazing Ape: Do you want every girl in this class to kill you
Fluffy Stag Beetle: I DON'T WANNA KILL HIM
Terminal Perv: WAAAAAAA OK PLS DON'T
Tsundere Sniper: Yeah Kurahashi we all expected you wouldn't want to harm the guy
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: After Nakamura is now Hayami! She is now called Hot and Cold Sniper!!
Hot and Cold Sniper: I like this
Terminal Perv: Also by me
Hot and Cold Sniper: Ryuu shoot me
Dating Sim Emo Character: 💀
Dignified Didact: What is even happening...
Amazing Ape: THERE'S NO WAY
Fluffy Stag Beetle: YOU SEE HE ISN'T EVEN THAT BAD YOU ALL ALWAYS MAKE IT SOUND LIKE EVERYTHING HE SAYS HAS AN ULTERIOR MOTIVE
Director Mushroom: EXACTY SHOW THIS GUY SOME RESPECT
Kunugigaoka's Mom: Yeah no ty
Forever Flat: Never
Hot and Cold Sniper: I'm not saying it
Specs (LOL): OMG GMJFIFJDJS SHE TRYIN HARD NOT TO SAY TY CLASSIC TSUNDERE
Hot and Cold Sniper: BE QUIET
Terminal Perv: IKR?? THAT'S WAY HER NAME FITS
Poison Specs: Um
Hot and Cold Sniper: What now...
Termina Perv: She's literally so mean and cold on the outside but on the inside she's so warm and fuzzy
Hot and Cold Sniper: I clearly misinterpreted your way of thinking when you made this codename. Yeah I hate it now
Home Plate: WAIT LMAO YOU THOUGHT IT WAS DESCRIBING YOU AS COOL?!?!
Hot and Cold Sniper: STOP
Dating Sim Emo Character: HAHAHAHA
Gender: I was too though...
Terminal Perv: WHAT OFC NOT
Specs (LOL): You guys are so dumb what
Terminal Perv: This codename is meant to show what a tsundere she is like pls WE LOVE TSUNDERE HAYAMI
Amazing Ape: Kurahashi what was that about Okajima not having any ulterior motives
Fluffy Stag Beetle: 😭... I'm trying hard defend you here WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Terminal Perv: WAAAAAAAA
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: Yada's up next. Also by Okajima, her name is now Scrunchies and Boobs!!
Scrunchies and Boobs: WHAT THE HECK IS THIS NAME
Forever Flat: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
Dignified Didact: That's it we need to plan an assassination on him now
Amazing Ape: I'm with you
English Lass: LMAO gl surviving
Fluffy Stag Beetle: I just can't keep defending you in situations like this...
Terminal Perv: I'M SORRY!! IT'S JUST THE MEN NEED THIS!!! SCRUNCHIES AND BOOBS ARE LITERALLY WHAT MAKE YOU SO CHARMING AND AMAZING!! THE MEN MUST KNOW OF THIS
Womanizing Scumbag: YUP FACTS FRFR
Dating Sim Emo Character: I'm done this is ridiculous
The Art of Darkness: You can say that again
President Poverty: STOP YOU DO NOT REPRESENT ALL MEN WE'RE NOT LIKE YOU
Gender: You said it Isogai...
Specs (LOL): "WE REPRESENT MEN!! WE LOVE IRL WOMEN!! WOW BOOBS THAT AREN'T DIGITIZED!!"
Specs (LOL): Lol ok
Specs (LOL): Two can play it that game you son of a bitch
Specs (LOL): I represent every men that HATES WOMEN WITH "REAL BOOBS"!!
Specs (LOL): That's right. I don't "force" myself to pretend I don't like women because I genuinely don't. I hate women because I! HAVE! 2D!!!
Specs (LOL): I, Koutarou Takebayashi, represent the 2D girls!! Fuck irl women when you have 2D
Specs (LOL): Video games and anime have introduced me to the pure majesty of women
Specs (LOL): They can be buffed in ways you can't imagine
Specs (LOL): I'm tired of pretending I'm the weird one because I like 2D girls more and that for that reason, I automatically "have no life"
Specs (LOL): I'm sick of this personal attack. They provide me joy and ecstasy that no other women could ever do. So yeah STFU OKAJIMA
Specs (LOL): Maids, however, are an exception. I'm able to endure it most of the times but maids are something I love especially
Specs (LOL): Anyways I rest my case
Gender: ...
Dignified Didact: I... have no words
This Manga is Amazing: You had me at "anime" but then you kept talking...
Director Mushroom: OK SHUT UP
Lanky Artist: My guy are you... ok...?
Terminal Perv: Bro somehow... you just surpassed me on how far one's limits can reach when in a horny and weird mood
Hot and Cold Sniper: Eh Maehara is a close call. He won't ever reach your level though
Terminal Perv: WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN
English Lass: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Semi-Senioritis: Dude. You even have me spooked... do you realize what an accomplishment that is
Justice: LMFAO
Baseball Geek: WOW HAHAHAHAHAHA
Gender: Welcome to the club...? Ig
Pseudo Takaoka: Even I'm spooked...
Loofah: WHAT
Home Plate: AIN'T NO WAY BRO
Kunugigaoka's Mom: Um.. lmao
Dating Sim Emo Character: i nEvEr wOuLd'Ve gUeSsEd
Rolling Riser: You two idiots say it like it's a surprise
The Art of Darkness: He's literally a baby
Pseudo Takaoka: BE QUIET YOU TWO
Loofah: SHUT UP
Hole Plate: WE'RE NOT IDIOTS
Scrunchies and Boobs: Amazing how we just steered away from the original topic. That said I don't want to know anything else behind this name as I hate it. Korosensei sir please move on
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: ALRIGHTY THEN!! Time for the final one. ITONA!! As now the one and only PICTURE BOOK GRADUATE!!
Picture Book Graduate: Wtf does that mean
Home Plate: My idea. I just thought how you never been to school before you came here in this class. You're literally a baby bro. So much even Hazama has to take care of you
Baseball Geek: Want me to sing you the alphabet boy
Picture Book Graduate: I'm not following and it's a stupid name
Picture Book Graduate: And shut it Sugino. More like Sug(ck)(d)i(iz) no(utz)
Baseball Geek: WHAT
Semi-Senioritis: LMFAO
President Poverty: I can't with this guy's processing of jokes
Poison Specs: Omg this entire day has just been so weird
Womanizing Scumbag: ITONA LIKE THAT'S EVEN WORSE THAN PICTURE BOOK GRADUATE
Picture Book Graduate: That name is just plain stupid
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: Well now. That seems to be everyone. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY YOU DAMN EVIL VILLAINS
Semi Seniorits: Oh very much so
English Lass: Mhm mhm
This Manga is Amazing: Turned out great in the end
Gender: WDYM....
Lanky Artist: This was literally the most craziest chatroom time ever
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: Well kids I'm off now SO SEE YA LATER!!!
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind is now offline
Gender: Bye sir
Fluffy Stag Beetle: Wow today was certainly crazy
Semi-Senioritis: Why don't we throw in some extra and dumb names as a bonus to finish off this talk
English Lass: Genius
President Poverty: YOU WANT MORE CHAOS?!??
Picture Boom Graduate: Sounds fun. I'll start. Terasaka=Only One Functioning Brain cell
Pseudo Takaoka: WHAT THE HELL?!?! STFU
Loofah: HAHAAHAHHAAHAH
Home Plate: HAHHAAAHAHAHAAHA
Womanizing Scumbag: Isogai=Spending Life Savings on Lottery Tickets LMAO
President Poverty: MOTHERFUCKER WHAT
Lanky Artist: Isogai=Collector of Lost Pennies
President Poverty: FUCKING WHAT
Dignified Didact: 😭😭😭😭😭 I'm done bro
Gender: WHY ARE YOU GUYS GOING AFTER HIS FINANCIAL SITUATION
Director Mushroom: Because funny
This Manga is Awesome: It hilarious 😜
Gender:🧍‍♂️
President Poverty: I'M SO OVER THIS!!!!
Amazing Ape: Maehara=Coward sack of shit
President Poverty: UH OMG
Womanizing Scumbag: WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM
Poison Specs: THAT'S SO...
Dignified Didact: THAT'S STRAIGHT UP TARGETED ATTACK AND INSULT AT THIS POINT
Amazing Ape: Idc
Womanizing Scumbag: OK YKW OKANO=Baboon
Womanizing Scumbag: Certain body part meant to further explain the name LMAO
Justice: OMG
Amazing Ape: YOU DISGUSTING THING...
Scrunchies and Boobs: MAEHARA...
Dignified Didact: PERVERT?!? WHAT THE HECK
President Poverty: WTH IS WRONG WITH YOU
Home Plate: WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY THAT OUT LOUD
Womanizing Scumbag: 😨 I'M SORRY...
Dignified Didact: Okano I know he went a bit far there but... you gotta apologize too
Amazing Ape: ...Fine sorry I went off too
Fluffy Stag Beetle: YAY HAPPY FRIENDS HAPPY HAPPY!! 👏👏
Justice: WOOOOOOOOOO
Terminal Perv: So shameful Maehara honestly
Womazing Scumbag: BRO WE JUST SETTLED THE SITUATION BACK OFF
Hot and Cold Sniper: OK STFU OKAJIMA
Kunugigaoka's Mom: BE QUIET
Forever Flat: DON'T YOU DARE EXCLUDE YOURSELF
Dignified Didact: EXACTLY
Terminal Perv: OH COME ON
Semi-Seniorits: Nagisa=Misstery
Gender: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS RN
Gender: YOU REALLY WANNA GO THERE
Forever Flat: KARMA
English Lass: HAHAHAHA BRUH THAT WAS ACTUALLY CLEVER AND FUNNY
Semi-Senioritis: TYTY
Semi-Senioritis: But daddy Itona the true king of funniness 😘
Semi-Senioritis: My guy what
Gender: WTF
Terminal Perv: HAHAHAHAHHA
Pseudo Takaoka: If you ask me he's prob jealous cuz he wants to be the funny one
Pseudo Takaoka: I SUCK BOOTY OOH YUM YUM GUYS OH YEH
Pseudo Takaoka: ITONA JUST STOP IT ALREADY WHAT IN THE HECK IS GOING ON WITH YOU
The Art of Darkness: The amount of times you've been hacking around accounts in one day is insane
Picture Book Graduate: I yearn for chaos
Forever Flat: Sugino=Kanaki's greatest simp
Justice: LMAO ACCURATE
Gender: OMG
Baseball Geek: KAYANO YOU CANNOT BE TALKING BRO
English Lass: Hey Kanzaki what you gotta say
Mistress Kanzaki: I have no response
Forever Flat: "Eeek! I'm so happy!"
Mistress Kanzaki: WHY ARE YOU AND OKUDA TARGETING ME LIKE THIS
Forever Flat: LOL
Poison Specs: 💀
Baseball Geek: Kayano=Horny Nagisa Stan
Forever Flat: STOP COMPARING ME TO AN OKAJIMA I'M NOT HORNY
Terminal Perv: LEAVE ME ALONE
Baseball Geek: You still love him tho
Forever Flat: VERY MUCH ❤️
Gender: Awww 😭
Poison Specs: AW KAYANO
Baseball Geek: Shouldn't have said anything...
Specs (LOL): Hayami=Ryuu you idiot!
Dating Sim Emo Character: WHAT...
Hot and Cold Sniper: SHUT THE HELL UP TAKEBAYASHI
Terminal Perv: YUP PERFECT
English Lass: HAHAHAHAHA
This Manga is Awesome: I LIKE THIS ONE
Director Mushroom: Nice Takebayashi 👍
Lanky Artist: YA NAILED IT
Specs (LOL): Yup
Hot and Cold Sniper: Ryuu I sent locations for different sniping spots
Dating Sim Emo Character: Nice thanks Rinka
Specs (LOL): OH COME ON THEY'RE PLANNING AN ASSASSINATION ON ME
Terminal Perv: HA
Dating Sim Emo Character: Buddy what makes you think you're safe
Hot and Cold Sniper: We've got a lot of people on a list already for the next day
Lanky Artist: NOOOOOOOOOO
Loofah: Gl ig
Pseudo Takaoka: Okajima=Nude Exhibitionist
Terminal Perv: OMG I WAS NAKED IN PUBLIC ONE TIME STOP
Loofah: Nah I bet you're into that you sick freak
Terminal Perv: SHUT UP WAAAAAAA
Director Mushroom: Fuwa=Owner of 100 Body Pilows
This Manga is Awesome: THAT'S A FAT LIE
This Manga is Awesome: I only own 2
Director Mushroom: 😨
Lanky Artist: GIRL THAT DOES NOT HELP YOUR CASE
Box O' Moe: Chiba=Shogi Noob
Dating Sim Emo Character: OH RITSU COME ON...
Hot and Cold Sniper: HAHAHAHA
The Art of Darkness: WOW that's tough
Lanky Artist: Getting owned by Ritsu is wild
Box O' Moe: I WASN'T TRYING TO OFFEND.. You've clearly gone through a lot of training but. That's even the name you gave yourself when we had our first match. I wanted to display that as a memory
Dating Sim Emo Character: That's sweet 💀 Anyways thanks ig but wow
Scrunchies and Boobs: Kimura=Sonic Speed
Justice: AW SEE WE GOT A NICE EXTRA NAME INSTEAD OF A FREAKING TARGET TY YADA 🙏
Scrunchies and Boobs: OFC
Baseball Geek: Kanzaki=Queen among queens
Semi-Senioritis: Not a simp he says
Amazing Ape: Bro omg...
English Lass: You're trying too hard
Baseball Geek: BRO I JUST WANTED TO PRAISE SHE IS AMAZING ANYWAYS AND LIKE
Baseball Geek: OK FINE I'LL SHUT MY MOUTH
Gender: Sugino 💀
Mistress Kanzaki: I don't mind at all Sugino don't worry
Poison Specs: Ofc you don't mind
Mistress Kanzaki: Okuda I swear...
Semi-Senioritis: Could this day get any better omg
Forever Flat: HAHAHAHAHA
Dating Sim Emo Character: Ok yeah I'm tired I want sleep
Gender: Same
Director Mushroom: Mhm mhm
Justice: Alright ig now we should log out today was hilarious and crazy
Kunugigaoka's Mom: You can say that again
Fluffy Stag Beetle: WELL THEN HAVE A NICE ONE EVERYONE
English Lass: YUP SAME
The Art of Darkness: Heh. "Sleep"
Picture Book Graduate: Lol imagine
President Poverty: PLS SLEEP WE BEG OF YOU YOU NEED THIS!!!!
Specs (LOL): Anyways bye bye
Box O' Moe: Take care everyone!
This Manga is Amazing: YOU TOO RITSU TY!!!
Lanky Artist: BYEEEEEE

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