Ass Class Chatroom (Assassination Classroom)

22- Dreams and ghosts

The next day..
SIKE IT WAS THE SAME DAY AS LAST chapter but right now it's the middle of the night

Half of Middle 2: Anyone still asleep rn?
The Darkness of Class E: I'm always awake
Rolling Riser: Define sleep
Half of Middle 2: Ofc you two are here
The Darkness of Class E: I'm just reading
Rolling Riser: Same. Unlike her tho I didn't haven't a choice
Half of Middle 2: Wdym
Rolling Riser: She said she'll curse me for eternity if I don't read her books
End of Perversion: AND YOU BELIEVED THAT SHIT?!
Half of Middle 2: And what would you be doing here Okajima? How come you're still awake?
End of Perversion: Uh well you see
This Manga is Awesome: Bet he's watching porn
End of Perversion: SHUT UP I BET YOU'RE WATCHING HENTAI RN
This Manga is Awesome: UH NO? I'M ACTUALLY WATCHING MY HERO ACADEMIA
Loofah: Instantly cringe
Rolling Riser: Watch "boku no Putsu sum deyoderentu desu" you'll get better
This Manga is Awesome: WOOOOOOW FUCK YOU
Half of Middle 2: And why are you awake Muramatsu?
Loofah: Fucking dad said "why don't we keep the ramen bar open for the rest of the night just for once to see how it works out. I wanna fucking die rn
End of Perversion: Tuff
Gender: OMG WHY ARE YOU GUYS STILL AWAKE I'M TRYING TO SLEEP
Rolling Riser: Wtf does sleep mean
Gyaro English: omfg you're so emo AND SLEEP GODAMN YOU
Half of Middle 2: 🥱 No 😁
Gyaro English: Ugh bye I'm muting y'all for tonight
End of Perversion: NO WAIT I LOVE YOUUUU
Artsy Bean Pole: HAHAHAHAHAAHHA
Gyaro English: OKAJIMA WTF
Gender: HAHAHAHAHAHAAH
Gyaro English: HELL NO
End of Perversion: WHYYYYYY
Gyaro English: Bro I'd go out with Nagisa even tho he's so girly
Gender: FUCK YOU
Gyaro English: I'd prob also go out with Karma despite what a douchebag he is
Half of Middle 2: You're not wrong
Half of Middle 2: I'd even go out with Sugaya even tho his dumbass eats sausage with mustard
Artsy Bean Pole: SHUT UP. BUT ANYWAYS HAHAHAHA I GET BITCHES AND YOU DON'T OKAJIMA
Gyaro English: UM STFU SUGAYA
Artsy Bean Pole: 😢
End of Perversion: HAHA
Gyaro English: BUT THE POINT IS I'D RATHER PICK THEM THAN YOU
End of Perversion: I just had a heart attack
Artsy Bean Pole: LMAO
Gyaro English: YOU'RE FUNNY BUT. YOU GO WAY TOO FAR SOMETIMES 😭
Gyaro English: Be like Nagisa. He's respectful and he isn't even perverted like the rest of the guys
Gender: Eat my ass Okajima
Loofah: Ay Isogai ain't gross
Gender: Ah yes the Prince Charming
End of Perversion: OH SHUT UP ABOUT PRINCE CHARMING
Half of Middle 2: When have I ever been a perv 😲
Gyaro English: Ugh whatever I'm too lazy to even think back
Rolling Riser: Honestlyy idgaf I'm just reading
Gyaro English: Anyways Sugay yeah why are you here awake at night.
Artsy Bean Pole: WOW WHAT A NICKNAME 😭 NObut I was asleep too. Just woke up from too much notifications.
Gender: Yeah same
Adult Game Protagonist: OMFG LET ME SLEEEEEEEEEP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Artsy Bean Pole: Hey loser
Adult Game Protagonist: Fuck off
Artsy Bean Pole: Anyways bro Okajima got rejected bad by Nakamura look up
Adult Game Protagonist: HAHAHAHAAHA sucks bro
End of Perversion: WAAAAAAAAAAA
Gyaro English: Actually now that I think about Chiba ig you ain't a perv either
Adult Game Protagonist: Wut. Ofc not
Gyaro English: Well at least I wouldn't know since you're usually going out with Rinka. You ain't trying to touch her or any way right?
Adult Game Protagonist: OFC NOT WHAT KIND OF BF DO YOU TAKE ME FOR I'M NOT OKAJIMA
End of Perversion: OMG STOP MESSING WITH ME
Gyaro English: Why don't I ask Rinka herself
Adult Game Protagonist: I already silenced her phone. She's still asleep you fuckers. I'm texting rn so I see the messages so that it doesn't make that stupid message sound
Gyaro English: Oh. Wait wat SHE'S SLEEPING WITH YOU?!
Adult Game Protagonist: Yeah. And honestly it was hard for me to silence her phone. She's still hugging me.
Gyaro English: AWWWW SEND PIC
Half of Middle 2. COME ON
Artsy Bean Pole: DO IT
End of Perversion: I WANNA SEE HOW SHE LOOKS
Adult Game Protagonist: NO I DON'T WANNA HAVE THE CAMERA FLASH IN FRONT OF HER FACE
End of Perversion: UGHHHHHH
Adult Game Protagonist: ... she just mumbled my name
Gender: HUH
This Manga is Awesome: WAIT WHAT?! ISN'T SHE ASLEEP
Adult Game Protagonist: I THINK SHE'S SLEEP TALKING BUT STILL WTF
Adult Game Protagonist: SHE EVEN SPECIFICALLY SAID "RYUU" help
Artsy Bean Pole: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Gyaro English: Hahahahaa what a dream she must be having
Half of Middle 2: I bet she's having the time of her life
Adult Game Protagonist: ... she literally just giggled
Gender: HAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA
Loofah: BRO SHE'S DOWN BAD
Adult Game Protagonist: SHUT UP
Gyaro English's: She's probably dreaming of you proposing to her "You idiot I waited for so long. I say yes 😳🥺"
Adult Game Protagonist: OMFG
Gender: STOP WTF THAT'S SO CRINGE
Half of Middle 2: Hey by any chance did you guys have any dreams?
Gender: Yup
Gyaro English: I did
Artsy Bean Pole: Yeah same for sure
Half of Middle 2: Ooh let's hear them 😁
Gyaro English: This one was a weird dream. I like woke up from my bed. But right next to is the school.
Gender: HUH
Gyaro English: And I looked down and. We were above the clouds.
Artsy Bean Pole: WTF
Gyaro English: THE WEIRD THING IS I WASN'T SHOCKED OR SURPRISED AT ALL DURING MY DREAM I WAS JUST LIKE "ok" AND WAS TALKING TO YADA AND KURAHASHI AND EVERYONE. WE WERE ACTING LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED
Half of Middle 2: What next.
Gyaro English: Asano came and he and Karma challenged each other to a fight.
Adult Game Protagonist: HAHAHAAHAHHAAH
Loofah: HOW WERE THEY FIGHTINGT
Gyaro English: Was it Pokémon... WAIT NOT THEY WERE JOJO STANDS KARMA HAD STAR PLATINUM AND ASANO HAD THE WORLD
This Manga is Awesome: AHAHAHAHA YES PERFECT
Gender: So it's the same type of academic knowledge as Karma's
End of Perversion: HAHAHHAAHHAAHAHA
Gyaro English: Then all of a sudden I went to them and shouted at them to stop fighting. THEN I YELLED "KABOOM" and the world exploded. AND KOROSENSEI CAME OUT AND SAID "NO MY PRECIOUS CHILDREN" and that's the end
Half of Middle 2: Well that was a pretty stupid dream
Gender: SO IN THE END KOROSENSEI STILL SURVIVED 😭
Gyaro English: What can I say except we're dead soon
Adult Game Protagonist: Please.... NOT MOANA REFERENCES
Gyaro English: What about you Su Gay Yeah
Artsy Bean Pole: 😭
Artsy Bean Pole: So I was dreaming that I was Yuga from Zelda A Link Between Worlds
Gender: WHAT
Loofah: HUH?!
Rolling Riser: Oh I get it because paintings
Artsy Bean Pole: YEAH I WAS BEING THE MAIN BAD GUY AND I CAPTURED EVERYONE IN PAINTINGS
Artsy Bean Pole: But it's weird cuz there were some moments that weren't like the game. First of all I had a servant this time. It was Mimura the mushroom
Adult Game Protagonist: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
End of Perversion: LMFAO
Artsy Bean Pole: AND THEN THEY WERE COMING FOR ME. KARMA WAS LINK
Gyaro English: THE MAIN CHARACTER YES
Half of Middle 2: Why am I in every dream..
Gyaro English: Who was Zelda 😢
Artsy Bean Pole: You even need to ask? It's Okuda
Half of Middle 2: I'm ok with that 😁
Gender: 😭 IT JUST REMINDED ME OF WHEN OKUDA BEAT ME AS ZELDA IN SMASH. WTF IS THAT REALLY A COINCIDENCE?!
Adult Game Protagonist: Are you still mad at the fact that you lost.
Gender: I was unbeatable... and I lost...
Artsy Bean Pole: You'll rise back someday. Anyways Nagisa was Ravio.
Gender: HUH
Loofah: The alternate Karma 😱
Half of Middle 2: So I guess we're still enemies
Gender: Noooo please 😭
Loofah: WAIT WAS HILDA KAYANO
Artsy Bean Pole: 🤩 Yes
Gyaro English: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA
This Manga is Awesome: Ngl Sugaya YOU'RE dream is spot on
Artsy Bean Pole: Yeah yeah. The main point was I won as Yuga and I captured everyone in my painting. EVEN KURASUMA AND KOROSENSEI
Gender: AAAAAA WAT
Rolling Riser: Good job
Loofah: You're turn Nagisa
Gender: Huh
Gyaro English: I'd like to hear your dream 😋
Half of Middle 2. Go ahead tell us 🥺
Gender: Ok? 😭 So I was like. Just walking
Half of Middle 2: Go on?
Gender: That was it
Gyaro English: No way you're being vague. Explain everything in detail
Gender: Uh I don't think you'll like it but ok..
Gender: I was just walking on this frozen ocean.
Adult Game Protagonist: YOU WALKED ON WATER!?
Gender: IT WAS ALL ICE. ANYWAYS I WAS JUDT WALKING. BUT IT WAS A HUGE ASS BLIZZARD. BUT I STILL KEPT WALKING
End of Perversion: Wtf...
Gender: And there was so many dead bodies all around. But I just kept walking.
Half of Middle 2: Dude wtf
Gender: That was literally it. The blizzard got stronger, I lost my sight, and I woke up
Artsy Bean Pole: Dude that's even more emo than Chiba
Adult Game Protagonist: Eat my ass
Rolling Riser: I saw something move
The Darkness of Class E: What was it
Gender: WAIT HOLD ON WHAT
Half of Middle 2: Huh
Gyaro English: Watchu talkin bout my boi Itona
Rolling Riser: ISTG my tank just over by itself
Adult Game Protagonist: Woah cool
Rolling Riser: Dude... my remote is broken. But the tank moves.
Loofah: ...
Artsy Bean Pole: ...no...
End of Perversion: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGH IT'S A GHOOOOOOOOST
Gyaro English: Hmmm interesting 😁
Gender: WHAT
The Darkness of Class E: Tell me more about it
Gender: YOU'RE NOT SERIOUSLY ALREADY UNDER THE BELIEF THAT THERE'S A GHOST IN ITONA'S ROOM
Adult Game Protagonist: I mean is there a reason for us not to believe in ghosts?
Gender: No but still
Half of Middle 2: K Itona what next 🤨
Rolling Riser: The door's creaking
Loofah: AAAAH STOP I DON'T NEED TO KNOW WHAT GONNA HAPPEN NEXT
Rolling Riser: I'm gonna die aren't I
The Darkness of Class E: Be honest did you read my book. If it wasn't, it was probably the curse I sent you.
Rolling Riser: I didn't I swear
Rolling Riser: Hold on I bet you did it anyway Hazama. Fuck you
The Darkness of Class E: Believe me I didn't do anything at all Yet.
Rolling Riser: Shut up... the curtain's moving too much. It feels chilly
Loofah: Duh your window must be up
Rolling Riser: It's not open. My window is literally closed.
Adult Game Protagonist: Holy shit
End of Perversion: OH MY GOD
Gender: GTFO OUT ITONA
Rolling Riser: MF
Half of Middle 2: What
Rolling Riser: I hate everything
Rolling Riser: YES IT WAS I
Gender: HUH
Rolling Riser: I AM THE MASTERMIND BEHIND BEHIND THIS ACT
Gyaro English: I literally don't follow
Rolling Riser: Oh of course. This is Korosensei responding through Itona's phone
Rolling Riser: I WAS THE ONE WHO MADE THE CHILLS AND MADE THE TANK MOVE. I HID BEHIND HIS ROOM ALL ALONG
Gender: Hi Korosensei
Rolling Riser: Greetings
Adult Game Protagonist: FOR WHAT PURPOSE BRO
Gyaro English: GO BACK TO SLEEP. CUZ THAT'S WHAT WE WERE ABOUT TO DO SOON
End of Perversion: LET US WATCH PORN IN PEACE
Artsy Bean Pole: That's just you 🧍‍♂️
End of Perversion: No? Fuwa too
This Manga is Awesome: IT'S ANIME NOT HENTAI
Rolling Riser: He left. He looked liked he was moping and sulking.
Gender: We'll I'm going back to sleep so I can find out what I was reaching for in the snow
Artsy Bean Pole: Ok you do that. Gn guys
Half of Middle 2: Gn
The Darkness of Class E: No I don't think I'll be sleeping rn
Rolling Riser: Same
Loofah: JUST FUCKING SLEEEEEEP