Ass Class Chatroom (Assassination Classroom)

30- Pro Hacker

Forgive me for how inappropriate this chapter is about to get. You've been warned.

THE NEXT DAY

End of Perversion: Harder zaddy please 🥵
Gender: OKAJIMA WHY JUST WHY IT'S 8PM
Half of Middle 2: Dude ain't no way
Adult Game Protagonist: 💀
Tsundere Sniper: Why...
Artsy Bean Pole: Boy go back to watching porno with Mimura
Mushroom Director: STFU
This Manga is Awesome: Hmm you're not denying watching it tho
Mushroom Director: I DON'T SHUT UP AND BESIDES AT LEAST I DON'T WATCH HENTAI
This Manga is Awesome: WHATEVER EMO BOY AT LEAST I WATCH IT FOR THE PLOT
Home Base: Fattest cap ever
Loofah: Mhm fr fr bs
This Manga is Awesome: Omg
End of Perversion: Mimura suck me dry HRNGGGGG OH GOOOOD
Mushroom Director: WHAT
Poor Committee Member: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!!?!
Amazing Monkey: OH HELL NO THIS IS WORSE THAN MAEHARA
Stern Lecture: BOY THIS IS GOING TOO FAR WHAT HAPPENED
Adult Game Protagonist: More importantly what's going Mimura between you two
Mushroom Director: NOTHING I SWEAR
Gyaro English: Then why in the fuck is he mentioning you
Mushroom Director: I DON'T KNOW I SWEEEEARRR
Psuedo Director: Bruh I'm busy rn and the moment I check this chat I see this. Bye y'all
Stern Lecture: Same Isogai can handle this
Poor Committee Member: HDUDISNTDIDNE THIS ISN'T FAIR WHY DID WE HAVE TO LET THE WINNER FROM MONOPOLY MAKE US DO WHATEVER THEY WANTED TO MAEHARA THAT WAS A STUPID MOVE
Womanizing Bastard: I regret it now she took my game console ☹️
Amazing Monkey: I can't even say or else she'll kill me
Stern Lecture: SHUT UP
Justice: 😭?
Baseball Freak: What the actual heck
Stern Lecture: Anyways bye
Amazing Monkey: Yup
Poor Committee Member: NO DON'T LEAVE ME
End of Perversion: Heh heh heh... you're stuck with me now 😈
Poor Committee Member: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Loofah: WAAAAH MY DAD'S CALLING ME I THINK I GTG
Home Base: NOOOOOOOO DON'T LEAVE
Half of Middle 2: Damn why are you guys going offline things were just getting interesting
Tsundere Hayami: Anyways can we just change this subject. And whatever Okajima says just ignore him
Mushroom Director: YEAH PLEASE!!!
Adult Game Protagonist: Asking for a new ship Fuwa? Mimura X Okajima now
Gyaro English: Hmmmm idk
This Manga is Awesome: NO I CAN'T SHIP THIS PERV WITH ANYONE
Tsundere Sniper: You're just mad cuz you wanna ship yourself with Mimura
This Manga is Awesome: ....ISTG WHO TAUGHT YOU HOW TO SHIP JUST TO ANNOY PEOPLE
Tsundere Sniper: You did after shipping too much and showing me all your ships
This Manga is Awesome: At least my ships are good ships
Baseball Freak: CAN YOU GUYS STOP FUCKING SAYING THE WORD "SHIP" BEFORE I SHIP YOU ALL TO BRAZIL
This Manga is Awesome: 💀
Home Base: Itona aren't you gonna bully them
Gender: He's not responding
Gyaro English: That's strange he's online
Justice: My boy's just stalking 😭
Adult Game Protagonist: Peeking out the window fr
Forever 0: Oh God Nagisa
Gender: ARE YOU OK WHAT HAPPENED
Womanizing Bastard: That did not sound like something to be worried about...
Forever 0: WHY ARE YOU SO BEAUTIFUL omg please give me the hardest sex tonight I beg of you 🙏
Gender: .... WHAT THE FUCK
Half of Middle 2: AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHA
This Manga is Awesome: OMG IS THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Tsundere Sniper: I have no words
Poor Committee Member: Omg
Gyaro English: GIRL HAVE YOU LOST IT FIRST OF ALL DON'T TELL US YOU'RE GONNA HAVE SEX AT LEAST THE SNIPERS DON'T WARN US BUT THEY STILL DO IT WITHOUT MENTIONING THEIR PRIVATE LIFE
Adult Game Protagonist: SHUT UP
Tsundere Sniper: SHUT UP
Gyaro English: AND SECONDLY STOP SHOWING OFF
Forever 0: When I see pudding: 😃
Forever 0: When I see Nagisa: 🥵🤤
Gender: STOP...
Half of Middle 2: I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING HAHAHAHAHAA
Home Base: So.. wtf is even happening
Baseball Freak: That's her y'all. That's her when she's madly in love
Poor Committee Member: THAT'S NOT TRUE
Forever 0: Nagisa I'm craving something big if you know what I mean 😈
Gender: NO I DON'T SOMEONE DO SOMETHING
Gyaro English: I'm SS EVERYTHING
Gender: FFS NAKAMURA DO SOMETHING USEFUL I MEAN
Home Base: Meanwhile Itona just keeps silently watching
This Manga is Awesome: No he's actually being scary
Artsy Bean Pole: Hazama taught him well it seems
Gender: THAT'S NOT THE POINT WHY IS SHE ACTING LIKE THIS?!?! IS IT YOU KARMA?! NAMAMURA?!
Half of Middle 2: DAMN WHY WOULD YOU ASSUME IT'S US ALREADY NO STOP I'M SHAKING NAKAMURA I NEED A HUG
Gender: Stop with the bs.... Only you guys would blackmail her
Gyaro English: Tbf he has a point
Gyaro English: But I'm with Karma ISTG NAGISA.. IT'S NOT US
Gender: BRUH IT'S JUST... WHAT?!?!
Justice: Wow so Kayano fr means it when she says she loves you
Gender: SHE WOULD NEVER TALK THIS THO AND EVEN IF SHE DOES SHE WOULDN'T JUST SAY IT IN FRONT OF YOU ALL IN CHAT
This Manga is Awesome: Nagisa has a point. As much as how hilarious and how this is making my day, someone's behind this
Justice: WHAT THEN WHO?!?!
Baseball Freak: KAYANO STOP WHO'S MAKING YOU DO THIS?!?!
Baseball Freak: THIS IS COMPLETELY UNLIKE YOU AND THIS ACT ISN'T FOOLING ME
Grandmaster Kanzaki: Sugino
Baseball Freak: Yes Queen?
Adult Game Protagonist: Not him saying Queen....
Grandmaster Kanzaki: Can we meet at the school rn? I feel a sudden urge to kiss you hard
Gender: Ok.... Y'all what is happening
Half of Middle 2: I can't breathe... I gotta pee omfg... I'LL BRB
Justice: LE GASP?!?! WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR MISTRESS
Home Base: I guess she likes Sugino too
Tsundere Sniper: 🤨
Adult Game Protagonist: Yeah not a chance
Mushroom Director: She's probably messing with him
Gender: But she's not the type to hurt someone like that at least LET ALONE MANIPULATE THEM!!!
Gender: Sugino this is obviously a lie
Baseball Freak: Y'all my face is so red.. I CAN'T WAIT TO GO I'LL BE RIGHT THERE KANZAKI
Grandmaster Kanzaki: My lips are ready
Baseball Freak: WOOOOOOOOOOOO
Artsy Bean Pole: FORGET THE LAST CHAT THIS IS GETTING EVEN MORE CHAOTIC THAN LAST TIME
Adult Game Protagonist: Rinka I'll be right back my big sis is calling me
Tsundere Sniper: K don't be late Ryuu
This Manga is Awesome: Not them immediately talking like this when this issue is happening rn...
Justice: Wait you guys aren't together right now?
Tsundere Sniper: No I mean I come over occasionally and so does he but we have our own stuff to take care of
Gyaro English: Ok responsible lady 👍
Womanizing Bastard: I hate them and Nagisa and Kayano so much...
Poor Committee Member: HUH WHY STOP GETTING MAD AT THEM FOR BEING HAPPY
Womanizing Bastard: IT'S JUST NOT FAIR I NEED SOMEONE
Poor Committee Member: You got me baby cheeks 🤫
Poor Committee Member: WHAT THE FUCK?!??
Womanizing Bastard: ...
Poor Committee Member: MAEHARA ON MY SOUL ISTG THAT WASN'T ME WHO SAID IT!!!
Womanizing Bastard: I'm leaving I need some time alone
Poor Committee Member: NOOOOOOOOOOO
Gyaro English: Damn how heartbreaking to think even our dear Prince Charming can feel horny
Justice: Sad times indeed
Poor Committee Member: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Gender: No I believe Isogai like come on guys we know him enough so that he wouldn't lie about this
Poor Committee Member: BLESS YOUR SOUL NAGISA!!!!!
This Manga is Awesome: And also the fact that "Isogai" said something completely unlike the real Isogai, who was in the same chat here currently, must mean that nothing is happening to them personally and someone else is messaging through their accounts. Which means it's safe to say the same  conclusion for the previous ones whose account was being used.
Artsy Bean Pole: WOW that's actually some good deducting
Mushroom Director: Ehhh apart from Okajima he's probably crazy and those messages really did come from him
Poor Committee Member: Maybe I left my phone when I had to step out and one of my siblings texted through my phone as a prank
Baseball Freak: Y'all where is Kanzaki mf. Also idk what you guys are talking about but I think Kanzaki doesn't have any siblings. I overheard she was spending time with her old friends but I thought she left for me
Home Base: HOW ARE YOU ALREADY THERE?!!
Gender: Um about that
Half of Middle 2: Read the whole thing my boy
Baseball Freak: Ok
Justice: He's gonna freak out omg
Baseball Freak: ..... WHO DID THIS!!! WHOEVER TEXTED THIS THROUGH KANZAKI'S PHONE I HOPE YOU FUCKING GET HURT
Gyaro English: SUGINO CALM DOWN OML HAVE MERCY
Poor Committee Member: 💀
This Manga is Awesome: Y'all I think it's something else
Poison Glasses: Um Karma... I broke some of my flasks in the lab 😭
Half of Middle 2: "I can do it myself" I KNOW YOU CAN BUT I TOLD YOU I SHOULD'VE COME OVER
Poor Committee Member: What's going on?
Half of Middle 2: She was working on a new poison for Korosensei again. But she was so focused that half of the time I called her she wouldn't even respond I am hurt.
Gender: Sure bro 🤨
Poison Glasses: I guess you'll just have to punish me... I brought a ruler 😩
Half of Middle 2: ...
Justice: Oh my God....
Artsy Bean Pole: AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAA AIN'T NO WAY
Gender: AYO 🤨 📸
Home Base: WHY IS EVERYONE GOING WILD
Mushroom Director: AY NAGISA THAT'S MY THING
Tsundere Sniper: My mouth is still dropping... Also Mimura that makes sense but like that has never been your thing
Mushroom Director: SHUT UP
Gyaro English: KARMA WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO
Poor Committee Member: HOW DID YOU CORRUPT HER SOUL LIKE THAT THE FUCK?!?!
Half of Middle 2: IT'S NOT ME I SWEAR
Home Base: Um fr tho you guys don't think someone took her phone as well too?
This Manga is Awesome: That's what I'm trying to argue to AS MUCH AS I'M GONNA MAKE USE OF THESE SSs
This Manga is Awesome: I don't think someone else is using their phone personally either
Tsundere Sniper: So then someone did this online?
Gender: I can believe that. Kayano lives alone so I can't see anyone using her phone unless she was with one of us
Mushroom Director: WAIT I GOT IT!! LET'S ASK RITSU
Artsy Bean Pole: WAIT RITSU DID THIS???!
Gyaro English: Omg "Sue-A-Gay Yeah!" No you idiot he means ask her if she knows anything
Artsy Bean Pole: Oh my fucking.... I'm done
Poor Committee Member: Well do you know anything Ritsu?
Moe Box: Sorry I don't.
Home Base: WHAT NO WAY!!!
Gender: NOT EVEN SHE KNOWS?!?!
Half of Middle 2: Nah. I've done so much blackmail that I can almost sense it. ISN'T it weird she has knowledge all around and especially on the internet and online and yet she can't detect this?
Half of Middle 2: Ritsu is someone blackmailing you?
Moe Box: It's nothing of the sort Karma.
Adult Game Protagonist: Oh Hayami baby when I come over home you better bring that ass up
Gender: Ok I'm done this is going too far
Artsy Bean Pole: WHAT THE HELL LMFAO OK CHIBA LOOK AT YOU
Mushroom Director: BOY AND YOU SAY YOU THE LEAST HORNIEST BETWEEN US SUGAYA AND OKAJIMA AND YET LOOK AT YOU
Gyaro English: Dammmmn Rinka ok I see you what's going on is that how y'all start sex 🤨
Tsundere Sniper: First of all no shut up Rio
Tsundere Sniper: Second of all that's not Ryuu
Home Base: AND HOW ARE YOU SURE???!
Justice: It's cuz of the online issue right?
Tsundere Sniper: Not just that
Tsundere Sniper: Ryuu calls me Rinka. That's not him
Rolling Riser: Oh shit
Rolling Riser: WAIT I MEAN
Poor Committee Member: WHAT?!?
Justice: AIN'T NO WAY HE JUST DELETED HIS MESSAGE
Tsundere Sniper: IT WAS YOU!!!!
Gender: ITONA?!
Home Base: OH WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
Mushroom Director: WE SHOULD'VE KNOWN!!! THE WAY YOU KEPT PEEKING ONLINE BUT NOT SAYING A WORD YOU FREAK!!!!
Artsy Bean Pole: HMMM OHHHH MAKES SENSE MIMURA YOU SMART
This Manga is Awesome: HEY I'M THE ONE WHO BEGAN THIS INVESTIGATION FIRST!! AND BESIDES HE'S JUST COPYING ME
This Manga is Awesome: SO YOU FOUND A WAY TO HACK INTO THEIR ACCOUNTS AND USED THEM TO MAKE THEM SAY STUFF LIKE THIS..?!?!?
Rolling Riser: Yup
Half of Middle 2: Itona... 💀 omfg
Gyaro English: Well boy you better explain everything
Half of Middle 2: I was right wasn't I you blackmailed Ritsu
Rolling Riser: Ok you all got me this was a prank I wanted to try. And omg it was the best ever I'm so using all of this for my comedy notebook. I haven't smiled this much
Poor Committee Member: THE BOOK AGAIN OMG NAH
Artsy Bean Pole: You haven't laughed then?
Rolling Riser: Some small chuckles but nothing more
Mushroom Director: Nah you were probably dying
Rolling Riser: I tried to hold to it in
Adult Game Protagonist: Wassup guys I'm back. Also sorry Rinka my big sis called apparently cuz her dumbass burned the beef we were gonna eat for dinner so now we're planning on making one tomorrow.
Tsundere Sniper: It's fine I can come tomorrow
Tsundere Sniper: ALSO I TOLD YOU NOT TO BE LATE READ WHAT HAPPENED WHILE YOU WERE GONE
Adult Game Protagonist: K
Artsy Bean Pole: Naaahhh my man's gonna die
Adult Game Protagonist: AAAAAAAAH WHAT THE FUCK?!?! ITONA WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ME SAY THAT!!?!
Rolling Riser: LMFAO
Rolling Riser: Also yes Karma you were right
Moe Box: He said if I told you guys his plan he was gonna hack and use my account to message inappropriate things too and I was so scared 😭
Home Base: ITONA WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU
Gender: WHY WOULD YOU BLACKMAIL RITSU OF ALL PEOPLE?!?!
Poor Committee Member: The poor thing 😭
Artsy Bean Pole: WAIT DOES THIS MEAN YOU CAN EASILY HACK INTO OUR ACCOUNTS?!?!
Rolling Riser: Yes
Gender: Oh hell no...
Mushroom Director: We are so in for it
Poor Committee Member: NOT NECESSARILY BECAUSE AT LEAST WE'LL MOSTLY KNOW WHEN ITONA'S THE ONE DOING THE MESSAGING
Home Base: Dude it's not just that...
Gender: IT'S THE FACT HE CAN STILL SS IT TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE IT WAS US
Adult Game Protagonist: 😭
Rolling Riser: Well I had my fun. I'm gonna play some video games now
Justice: WHAT?! JUST LIKE THAT
Gyaro English: The disrespect fr
Baseball Freak: So you are my enemy....
Baseball Freak: You lied to me... you used me... you damaged Kanzaki's name and put words in her mouth that would make her seem foul... you will pay
Baseball Freak: TOMORROW MORNING IN CLASS MOTHERFUCKER YOU WILL PAAAYYYY!!!!!
Baseball Freak: DON'T EVER DISRESPECT KANZAKI LIKE THAT YOU DOG!!!!!
Rolling Riser: Yeah gl with that pussy bitch

And coincidentally, everyone whose account was hacked by Itona got online and saw this whole scenery

Forever 0: OMG WHAT THE HECK?!?! NAGISA THAT WASN'T ME I SWEAR OMG
Poison Glasses: WAAAAAAA OH MY GOODNESS I WOULD NEVER SAY THAT...
Grandmaster Kanzaki: ...I need to cover my face on my pillow excuse me
End of Perversion: WHAT THE HECK IS THIS ITONA YOU WILL PAY FOR MAKING ME LOOK BAD
Grandmaster Kanzaki: ...
Poison Glasses: ...
End of Perversion: What? Can I help you ladies? 🤨
Forever 0: You mean that wasn't you who actually said that...?
End of Perversion: 😭 GIVE ME A BREAK MAN

And so no one will know whether Okajima's texts was from himself or from Itona.