Ass Class Chatroom (Assassination Classroom)

37- Getting Hazama and Itona to sleep

In the middle of the night again for some reason

Womanizing Scumbag: Ugh I can't sleep
The Art of Darkness: Welcome to the party
Picture Book Graduate: Happy to have you here
Womanizing Scumbag: IT'S ALWAYS YOU TWO
Womanizing Scumbag: EVERYTIME
Terminal Perv: You know it... it's always them
Womanizing Scumbag: And I see you're still watching porn in the middle of the night
Terminal Perv: LEAVE ME ALONE
Forever Flat: Nagisa wasn't lying those last times... you guys really do stay awake for so long
Womanizing Scumbag: And how come your bf not awake. Usually during these times he scolds us cuz we need to sleep. But I actually am trying tho. AND. WHY ARE YOU AWAKE BTW
Forever Flat: Um well
Mistress Kanzaki: We're having a sleepover
Poison Specs: We're watching movies rn. Then we got notifications
English Lass: Ay the trio is here
Terminal Perv: Why are you awake
English Lass: I'm spam calling "Sue-a-gay Yeah!" to mess with him
English Lass: I know you're still awake stop avoiding me
Lanky Artist: LEAVE ME ALONE
Director Mushroom: Poor you
Womanizing Scumbag: Oh my Goood it's like everytime someone new comes to talk, more people join
Director Mushroom: I'M STILL AWAKE CUZ OF DAMN FUWA!!! SHE'S RE BINGE WATCHING SOME ANIME IDK WHAT IT IS AND FORCED ME TO COME TO HER HOUSE. Takebayashi also forced me to watch with them as well.
Specs (LOL): Get into the culture bro
This Manga is Amazing: Don't worry he'll come around
Director Mushroom: I need to find a way out now
English Lass: Anyways trio girls where are your trio bfs 🤩
Forever Flat: 🧍‍♂️
Poison Specs: WHAT NOW
Mistress Kanzaki: Excuse me Nakamura
English Lass: Stop acting naive Okuda you and Karma are literally too perfect and chummy to even deny a possible relationship
Lanky Artist: Not as perfect as the snipers but. Yk
This Manga is Amazing: FACTS SUE-A-GAY YEAH!
Lanky Artist: 👹 SHUT UP WITH THAT NAME RAAAAAAAAAAAH
Poison Specs: Nakamura stop it already I have no clue what to make of the situation either 😭
English Lass: And Kanzaki please we all know Sugino is into you. Don't pull a Nagisa and act dense af
Forever Flat: Except Nagisa was actually an idiot during that time 🧍‍♂️
English Lass: LMAO
Director Mushroom: I am so ss this and sending this to Nagisa. You have no idea how hurt he's gonna be
Forever Flat: STOP I LOVE NAGISA I DON'T MEAN IT AS AN INSULT
Picture Book Graduate: Hazama we should write a murder mystery novel
The Art of Darkness: Idk how but my mind was just thinking of this. Let's do it someday
Specs (LOL): NOT THEM IGNORING US AND TALKING ABOUT AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT TOPIC
Lanky Artist: Idk about you Rio, but I'm getting signals that Kanzaki is warming up to Sugino
English Lass: I NOTICED TOO... BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS
Mistress Kanzaki: Idk what you're talking about
Forever Flat: Oh please her signals were so obvious. Not as terribly obvious as the snipers but still
The Art of Darkness: Why are you guys so openly yet blatantly mentioning the snipers like this
Picture Book Graduate: I'm gonna snitch
Terminal Perv: LMAO
Forever Flat: NO STOP
Poison Specs: Anyways... I picked up on it too. And like. I think that's saying something 😅
Mistress Kanzaki: STOP IT ALREADY
English Lass: No but like. Why aren't they here? Usually Karma's with me chilling or whatever
The Art of Darkness: Can confirm that
Picture Book Graduate: They chill with us sometimes too
Director Mushroom: And usually when Kanzaki is here or even mentioned, fate is twisted as Sugino appears in a blink of an eye. And yet he has not shown up yet
Womanizing Scumbag: And like I said before. Nagisa usually scolds us. SO WHAT GIVES HUH?!
Poison Specs: I think Karma's just asleep already. We had a study session earlier and he went home early
This Manga is Amazing: Lmao ok
Forever Flat: "Just a session" 🥹
Terminal Perv: Wow you nerds
Poison Specs: STOP IT
English Lass: There is no way you two had a session without a hot and romantic moment. I know y'all did something like a lap pillow or whatever
Mistress Kanzaki: I agree
Picture Book Graduate: Sounds right
Poison Specs: ENOUGH ABOUT ME AND KARMA WHAT ABOUT SUGINO
Mistress Kanzaki: He was practicing with baseball after the... insane chat we had a few hours ago. He got tired so I assume he also slept early
Forever Flat: Awwww
Specs (LOL): What were you spying on him
Womanizing Scumbag: OMG. The roles are reversing I'm done
Mistress Kanzaki: IT'S NOT THAT
Mistress Kanzaki: He just wanted me to watch his performance and he wanted me to give tips and advice
Poison Specs: That's cute 😭
English Lass: Lady
Lanky Artist: Now tell me how that doesn't imply Sugino is into you. HE INVITED ONLY YOU
Mistress Kanzaki: ...
Mistress Kanzaki: Kayano what's going on with Nagisa
Forever Flat: So. The moment y'all texted, he texted back to me 30 seconds after. He said "I'm not even gonna join. Sorry Kayano but I need sleep. Have a fun sleepover though sorry I can't text with you guys if you all end up texting too. Love you."
Terminal Perv: Omg...
Poison Specs: AWWWW
Mistress Kanzaki: AWWWW
English Lass: Kayano... you have the sweetest and best bf ever
Forever Flat: I know 😍
Womanizing Scumbag: I wanna die
The Art of Darkness: Yuck. Love.
Picture Book Graduate: Appalling. Hazama let's play a horror game together online
The Art of Darkness: Agreed
Director Mushroom: Wow those two are assholes
Justice: WHY ARE Y'ALL AWAKE?!?!?!?
Poison Specs: Hey Kimura
Terminal Perv: Wassup my man
Womanizing Scumbag: And why are you awake now?
Justice: Y'all woke me up 🙁
Mistress Kanzaki: Sorry about that
English Lass: My brother in Christ just turn off notifications
Justice: Fair. But now I'm curious what are we talking about
This Manga is Amazing: We WERE talking about why the trio bfs are not awake with the trio gfs
Justice: Um. What
Forever Flat: She's talking about me Okuda and Kanzaki 😒
Poison Specs: I'd rather talk about something else though
Womanizing Scumbag: I GOT AN IDEA!! LET'S GET THE TWO VAMPIRES TO SLEEP
Justice: What bro
English Lass: Kiwi-mura why are you slow we're talking about literally the only two people who never sleep
Justice: BRUUUUHHHHH
Womanizing Scumbag: HAHAHAHAHA
Mistress Kanzaki: There she goes again
Justice: I AM NOT SLOW!! TAKE THAT BACK!!!!
Justice: Also that's a dumb name
Director Mushroom: My man really got more offended for being called slow than being given a nickname that will stick with him forever....
Lanky Artist: I could never...
Justice: It's whatever. At least people like Chiba or Yada know how I'm actually like
Specs (LOL): You're pretty relaxed for, again as Mimura said, receiving a nickname that Nakamura won't shut up about in front of you from now on
Justice: Well. Not as stupid as "SUE-A-GAY YEAH!!"
Lanky Artist: UGH
English Lass: LOSER HA
Director Mushroom: LOL IMAGINE
Lanky Artist: SHUT UP NAKED-MURA!! SHUT UP MEME-HOORAH!!!
English Lass: Not as clever
Director Mushroom: STOP IT THAT'S NOT FUNNY
Picture Book Graduate: We're back. The game we tried was too short and easy. And worst of all, un-scary
The Art of Darkness: Sadly. Also.. Idk why but what is it with you fools and constantly sidetracking from the main topic. Lmao you guys will never get us to sleep
Picture Book Graduate: Hypnosis won't work either so don't bother asking for that kind of help
Justice: OMG I FORGOT ABOUT THAT
Womanizing Scumbag: OH YEAH!! YOU TWO NEED TO SLEEP NOW
Picture Book Graduate: Why
Forever Flat: Because you need it? 🤨
Poison Specs: You guys are damaging your brains if you keep this up. Your body needs sleep to recover and to remain in good health.
The Art of Darkness: Then we sleep during lunch. Regardless we have ways of staying up
Director Mushroom: I don't even wanna imagine what kind of shit y'all do to keep being awake
Picture Book Graduate: Not as bad as it implies
Mistress Kanzaki: That just hurts you more doesn't it?
Terminal Perv: Dude fr. Get your sleep it's not ok to keep missing those hours
Picture Book Graduate: I wanna get to that too. Yes. It's about those hours. Those hours that sleep is making us waste
Justice: Bro what
Lanky Artist: Dawg why are y'all still fighting so hard just to stay awake 💀
The Art of Darkness: He's right though. Think about it. Those 7-9 hours or whatever could be used for more valuable things like training, studying, etc. Imagine how much stuff we could get done without sleep
Terminal Perv: And y'all are using this time rn to chill and play horror games
English Lass: AIN'T NO WAY THE PERVERT SAID SOMETHING FUNNY AND SMART LMAO.....
Forever Flat: Incredible
This Manga is Amazing: What a feat
Terminal Perv: STOP
Picture Book Graduate: We're bored ok
The Art of Darkness: We're both exhausted anyways so we need this
Spec (LOL): Pleeeeease...
Womanizing Scumbag: Totally necessary. Yes
Justice: But doesn't it tire you or like just make you exhausted to stay awake all the time. It must be hard right?
The Art of Darkness: At least we get those hours of sleep for some use
Picture Book Graduate: Worth every second
This Manga is Amazing: But like. Imagine if y'all slept now. Then y'all wake up and you guys feel more energized and a bit better doing those fun activities instead of doing those activities while in exhaustion
Director Mushroom: And yet here you are. Watching anime. While continuously yawning
Specs (LOL): BRO THIS IS ABOUT THEM NOT US DON'T EVEN CHANGE THE SUBJECT
The Art of Darkness: No no. This subject change was necessary this time. Now we know we're not the only ones like this
Picture Book Graduate: If y'all planning on binge watching on times after you sleep then why shouldn't we do the same
This Manga is Amazing: GODAMMIT MIMURA
Womanizing Scumbag: YOU RUINED EVERYTHING
Lanky Artist: WTH MIMURA
Justice: NOOOOOOOOO
Director Mushroom: I REGRET NOTHING!! SOMEONE HAD TO CALL THE WEEBS OUT!!!
Specs (LOL): FUCK YOU
Terminal Perv: Honestly
Forever Flat: OH SHUT UP
English Lass: BUDDY YOU CANNOT BE TALKING
Terminal Perv: 🙁
The Art of Darkness: Anyways yeah we're not sleeping
Poison Specs: We're trying a lot of reasoning and it's not working out...
English Lass: Oh Okuda you should know what plan b is now think about what your bf would do.
Poison Specs: STOP IT WE'RE NOT BF AND GF YET
Mistress Kanzaki: "Yet"
Forever Flat: OKUDA OMGGGGG "YET?!?!?!?"
Director Mushroom: YOOOOOOO
Justice: W OKUDA WOOOOOOOOO
This Manga is Amazing: IT'S HAPPENING WOOOOOOOOOOOO
Poison Specs: STOOOOP
Forever Flat: I love how me and Kanzaki immediately looked at each other when she said "yet"
Mistress Kanzaki: EXACTLY
The Art of Darkness: There y'all go again switching topics
English Lass: THIS STUFF IS NECESSARY IT'S PRETTY MUCH SOMETHING WE ALL ALWAYS DO IN CLASS E!!
English Lass: Anyways. Since we can't reason with them. Let's forcibly get them to sleep.
Picture Book Graduate: What are you guys even gonna do, put us on a time out?
The Art of Darkness: Lmao
Womanizing Scumbag: Um. But do we even have blackmail of them at all
Lanky Artist: Naked-mura? 🤨
English Lass: ... Actually I don't...
Terminal Perv: ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?!?! THE ONE TIME WE NEED BLACK MAIL
Specs (LOL): UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!
Forever Flat: CALL YOUR BF OKUDA HE MIGHT HAVE SOME
Poison Specs: ENOUGH WITH THE BF ALREADY
English Lass: No we always share blackmail. Unless it's towards each other. I doubt he has any either
Picture Book Graduate: Ha
Justice: Y'ALL JUST NEED TO TALK MORE WTF
Womanizing Scumbag: EXACTLY
The Art of Darkness: We do talk. We're just not as careless and foolish as you all
Forever Flat: HEY!!!
Director Mushroom: LEAVE US ALONE
English Lass: She's being mean to us 😭😭😭
This Manga is Amazing: I GOT IT!! If you won't come to reason, we'll embarrass you as you walk in class
The Art of Darkness: How exactly
Specs (LOL): Ummmmmm
Womanizing Scumbag: WHEN YOU GUYS DOZE OFF WE'LL DRAW ON YOUR FACE
The Art of Darkness: Have we not already impressed upon you that we can maintain ourselves awake
Womanizing Scumbag: GODAMN YOU VAMPIRES
Forever Flat: Um LET'S PUT PAINT OR GLUE ON YOUR CHAIR
Picture Book Graduate: Thanks for telling us. We'll be sure to check our chairs beforehand
Forever Flat: OMGGGG
Terminal Perv: I GOT IT I GOT IT
Director Mushroom: Watch this degenerate say "let's strip them naked"
Terminal Perv: LET'S STRIP EM NAKE
Terminal Perv: WTF.....
Poison Specs: Omg...
Justice: HAHAHAHAHA
This Manga is Amazing: YOU ARE SUCH A PERVERT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
Picture Book Graduate: You wanna see me naked? I knew you were gay
Terminal Perv: STFU ITONA I LIKE WOMEN YOU KNOW I DO
Lanky Artist: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
English Lass: It's giving in denial
Terminal Perv: UGGGHHHH
The Art of Darkness: Again thanks for telling us. We'll be sure to knock out Okajima and make him stay unconscious during the whole class time.
Terminal Perv: MOOOOOOOOOOO
Terminal Perv: NOOOOOOOOOOO
Mistress Kanzaki: Oh my Goodness
Lanky Artist: LMFAOOOOOO
Director Mushroom: HHAHAHAHA WTF
English Lass: I CAN'T BREATHE
This Manga is Amazing: HE'S RETURNING TO MAMMAL
Picture Book Graduate: It's giving cow
Terminal Perv: SHUT UP EVERYONE OMGGGGG
Mistress Kanzaki: Wait. Hazama you gave me an idea!
The Art of Darkness: I'd love to hear it
Mistress Kanzaki: We'll knock you two out first. Then you'll have to be resting as you're all unconscious
Justice: Omg
Lanky Artist: Kanzaki what....
Specs (LOL): Mistress...?
Forever Flat: Me and Okuda gave her a dead shocked face. She seems genuinely confused. Guys she serious 💀
English Lass: OMG HAHAHAHAHA
Womanizing Scumbag: YOU PSYCHO
Poison Specs: Tbf we're all assassins
Picture Book Graduate: Exactly good point Okuda.
Poison Specs: Oh crap....
Director Mushroom: OKUDA?!?!
English Lass: OKUDA USING ADULT LANGUAGE????
Forever Flat: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Specs (LOL): Has she not said it before? And I feel like she's actually cursed before
English Lass: I don't remember too lazy to think back
Terminal Perv: It's okay Okuda you can say "oh fuck"
Poison Specs: WE'RE SIDETRACKING AGAIN
Mistress Kanzaki: I'm quite confident in my skills. I'm sure I can get you two to rest easy
This Manga is Amazing: SHE'S NOT EVEN ASKING US FOR HELP WTF
Justice: I'm starting to see that cocky behavior Kayano was talking about
Forever Flat: You should act like that for Sugino "Hmph! If I want him mine oh I'll make him mine."
Mistress Kanzaki: AAAH KAYANO STOP ANYWAYS 😭
Lanky Artist: STOP HAHAHAHAHAHA
Specs (LOL): HAHAAHAHAHA
The Art of Darkness: Well we're confident in our skills too. Also it's 1 against 2. We have the advantage
Mistress Kanzaki: Fine. Let's be hypothetically and say you two actually knock me out first
Mistress Kanzaki: Anybody else have any solutions in the very low chance I lose?
Director Mushroom: STOP WHEN DID YOU HAVE SUCH AN EGO
Justice: OMG
English Lass: YAS QUEEN KEEP LOOKING DOWN ON THEM 👏
This Manga is Amazing: Help I love cocky Kanzaki
English Lass: Same
Forever Flat: Okuda just came up with something
Justice: Alright Okuda let's hear it 👍
Poison Specs: I gave it some thought. But I won't discuss it until tomorrow
The Art of Darkness: Oh I'm sure it will work
Picture Book Graduate: Yeah totally. Lmao
Poison Specs: You'll just have to see.