Ass Class Chatroom (Assassination Classroom)

11- Who is the best at smash bros

The next day...

In the Chatroom
Artsy Bean Pole: Did you survive Okajima? 🤩
End of Perversion: Good thing they were just the bullets that we use but DUDE OWWWW
Adult Game Protagonist: I regret nothing
Tsundere Sniper: You deserved it
Mushroom Director: That's what you get for pissing off the snipers
Half of Middle 2: THIS SOME BULLSHIT 🤬
Gender: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Forever 0: Wow what happened?!
Justice: Nagisa fucking got us
Poor Committee Member: What do you mean?
Rolling Riser: He beat us in smash like 3 times in a row
Womanizing Bastard: WTF
Justice: Karma broke the streak and won afterwards but then Nagisa kept winning again
Baseball Freak: Who were you guys fighting as? Your mains?
Rolling Riser: I was fighting as R.O.B.
Flouncy Stag-Beetle: Aw that makes sense since you're good at technology
Rolling Riser: Ig
Justice: I main Sonic
Ponytail and Breasts: Of course cuz speed
Justice: Of course!
Half of Middle 2: I main Kazuya lmao
Artsy Bean Pole: AH HELL NAH HE'S BROKEN
Mushroom Director: AND YOU'RE SAYING NAGISA BEAT YOU?! WHO DO YOU MAIN NAGISA?!
Gender: Uh
Gender: Deez nutz
Mushroom Director: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Forever 0: LOL MIMURA YOU FELL FOR IT 😭
Gyaro English: NAGISA YOU'RE THE LAST PERSON I'D EXPECT TO SAY THAT YOU AND OKUDA
Gender: Nah Karma just told me to say it in pm 😏
Half of Middle 2: Lmao
Gender: Anyways I main Joker
Loofah: Wow nice
The Darkness of Class E: He was summoning his ghost
Womanizing Bastard: Idiot. It's called a stand
This Manga is Awesome: UM JOKER'S FROM PERSONA?! THAT'S CALLED A PERSONA
Mushroom Director: Ok weeb
Pseudo Takaoka: Lmao and you lost to him Karma? 😂
Half of Middle 2: Wait Joker? That's not who you were fighting as when we played
Justice: Yeah you were playing as Ice Climbers
Home Base: WHAT THE FUCK
Stern Lecture: ICE CLIMBERS?!
Womanizing Bastard: AND YOU BEAT KAZUYA WITH HIM
Half of Middle 2: Ok before you guys start thinking no it's not that we're shit. It's that he's so fucking good. But we're good too
Rolling Riser: I want a rematch. Nagisa usually hides every time we're fighting then he comes out to kill us
Artsy Bean Pole: Hides?
Justice: Yeah we played with stocks
Kunugigaoka's Mom: I bet he was waiting till y'all had like 1 stock left until he could finally come out
Half of Middle 2: Exactly
Gyaro English: Wow you're a sneaky little shit
Gender: Lol I'm aware 😅
Half of Middle 2: Actually do any of y'all play Smash?
Poison Glasses: Sorry not me
Kunugigaoka's Mom: Yeah me neither
Stern Lecture: I've only seen gameplays but no I don't
Poor Committee Member: I've tried it before but I don't have the game
Moe Box: Technically I don't but I'm already aware of all of the characters and their abilities and they're all quite unique
Gyaro English: So anyone else that doesn't play
Amazing Monkey: No I do. I usually play as Min Min
Womanizing Bastard: Nah I bet you play as Donkey Kong you amazing monkey 😍
Amazing Monkey: YOU LITTLE SHIT I BET YOU MAIN AS WARIO YOU STINKY FUCKER
Poor Committee Member: AHAHAHAHAHA
Womanizing Bastard: I main as Captain Falcon mf
Home Base: Actually I main as Wario
Kunugigaoka's Mom: Of course you do you stinky poopyhead
Home Base: 🖕🤨 What about you as King Dedede?
Kunugigaoka's Mom: I'm going to fucking kill you. NO I MAIN PALUTENA
Gyaro English: Y'all can never beat me I main Samus
Half of Middle 2: Good luck with Nagisa lmao. Btw if you ever come over Okuda we can try the game out. But I get the feeling you might main as Rosalina or Zelda
Poison Glasses: Who knows maybe?
Womanizing Bastard: Isogai would definitely be some Fire Emblem character. Same goes for Kataoka
Poor Committee Member: Wow ok
Stern Lecture: To be fair I do kinda like how Byleth works
Moe Box: I personally like Kirby
Mushroom Director: You know what at least you're not some Ness main who keeps using PK FIRE. Anyways I main Mega Man
Baseball Freak: UM I MAIN NESS?!
Mushroom Director: I bet you spam. Loser
Baseball Freak: No I DON'T!!
Artsy Bean Pole: Wait Mega Man?
This Manga is Awesome: I mean I guess he is cool. Not bad at all. I main Mario
Half of Middle 2: Ayy the classics
Artsy Bean Pole: I'm a Mr. Game and Watch guy just sayin
This Manga is Awesome: Ooh nice
Pseudo Takaoka: I hate those mains. They ALWAYS GET ME IN THE END
Loofah: I KNOW I REMEMBER. Ok so I main as Bowser Jr. and Terasaka mains Bowser. EVERY TIME WE ENCOUNTER SOMEONE FIGHTING MR. GAME AND WATCH WE KEEP DYING
Artsy Bean Pole: Lol I remember fighting with a Bowser Jr. and Bowser during a match I played online. That was probably me lmao get fucked
Mushroom Director: Also wow makes sense Terasaka is Bowser
Pseudo Takaoka: IKR YEAH
The Darkness of Class E: Meanwhile I'm a Bayonetta user
Adult Game Protagonist: Understandable
Flouncy Stag-Beetle: What about you Chiba who do you main?
Adult Game Protagonist: Either Ridley or Wolf
Gyaro English: Ooh Ridley that's interesting
Tsundere Sniper: I've only ever fought you being Wolf
Flouncy Stag-Beetle: Wait do you play Smash too Hayami?
Tsundere Sniper: No I just came over so I have played a bit. But I either play as Zero Suit Samus or Dark Pit
Gyaro English: Ayy we're Samus buddies
Adult Game Protagonist: You fought me with Dark Pit. She actually got me one time
Tsundere Sniper: I bet you were practicing hard when I left lmao so you wouldn't lose to me
Adult Game Protagonist: WHAT NO!
Artsy Bean Pole: Wait hold up Hayami when was this?
Tsundere Sniper: Like 2 weeks ago was the last time I came over to his house. I might come again either today or tomorrow.
Artsy Bean Pole: BAGAHAHAH YOU WERE SPOT ON HAYAMI I CAME OVER HIS HOUSE LAST WEEK AND I REMEMBER WHEN I CAME TO HIS HOUSE HE WAS ALREADY PLAYING SMASH WITH WOLF WITH A LEVEL 9 CPU 💀
Tsundere Sniper: CHIBA WHAT
Adult Game Protagonist: AY SHUT UP
Tsundere Sniper:  You're such a dumbass 😭
Adult Game Protagonist: SUGAYA I'M GONNA KILL YOU 💀
Flouncy Stag-Beetle: Lol
Glasses (Explosives): Anyways I main Peach lmao
Flouncy Stag-Beetle: Oh right. And I play as Isabelle
Ponytail and Breasts: Maybe sometimes I play as Corrin
Gyaro English: These are some interesting choices
Half of Middle 2: AS PEACH WOW. Kayano who do you play as?
Glasses (Explosives): TF YOU MEAN "WOW"
Forever 0: I honestly do random most of the times but I guess I usually play as Yoshi. I used to play Yoshi back then so I really like him
Gender: Aw that's cool
Forever 0: Yes thank you 😊
End of Perversion: Yeah but still. Peach?! LOL
Baseball Freak: Who do you play as then Okajima
End of Perversion: ...what about Kanzaki we haven't heard from her
Adult Game Protagonist: He mains as Pyra/Mythra
Artsy Bean Pole: UM WHAT?!
Glasses (Explosives): THAT'S GIRLIER THAN ME!!!!!!
Poor Committee Member: WHAT THE FUCK
End of Perversion: WHY WOULD YOU TELL THEM?!!!?!?!
Adult Game Protagonist: Cuz I'm still mad at you
Grandmaster Kanzaki: Anyways like Kayano I do random but most of the times I prefer playing as Snake
Half of Middle 2: WOAH
Gender: Wow that's unexpected lol
Baseball Freak: What's more unexpected is that's not Nagisa's main
Gender: How?
Half of Middle 2: Cuz you're a snake
Poison Glasses: Cuz you're a snake
Gyaro English: Cuz you're a snake
Forever 0: Cuz you're a snake
Gender: Wow ok 🥲
Baseball Freak: Tf how would you guys know?! Well I guess Karma would know but you three?!
Gyaro English: You say it like it's so hard to see. It's literally so obvious.
Poison Glasses: Well I would get surprised by his sudden moves but Karma later told me about what he thought
Half of Middle 2: And I'm right aren't I?
Gyaro English: As for Kayano well she would know more than us
Forever 0: Um how?
Half of Middle 2: 🐰👄🐍
Forever 0: OH GOD
Gender: NOOOOOO STOP DON'T REMIND ME
Gyaro English: Our little prince decided to save to poor maiden with a kiss. He saved you with everlasting love 👁👄👁
Forever 0: Stop..
Gender: Kayano Istg I'm so sorry 😭🙏
Forever 0: NO IT'S NOT THAT
Half of Middle 2: But I wanna know at least is Nagisa a good kisser
Forever 0: HUH?!??
Gender: NO STOP
Half of Middle 2: Bro you got kissed by like the coldest assassin in this class and aside from Korosensei, probably the best one we know. We wanna know your experience being kissed by such an assassin
Forever 0: Come on we were talking about Smash. Why do you wanna now talk about this..
Half of Middle 2: JUST ANSWER OR ELSE I EMBARRASS YOU MORE BY SENDING THE PIC OF THE KISS
Forever 0: OK OK
Forever 0: Does.. does Nagisa have to be here?
Gyaro English: OF COURSE SO HE KNOWS TOO IF HE'S A GOOD KISSER
Stern Lecture: Doesn't he already know how good he is based off of Professor Bitch
Half of Middle 2: Well she's never been kissed by him she only watched from afar. NOW ANSWER KAYANO
Forever 0: He sticked his tongue out so hard... I felt like he was taking complete control of my body I couldn't move
Half of Middle 2: HOLY SHIT
Adult Game Protagonist: WOAH I THINK THAT'S A BIT TOO DESCRIPTIVE
Kunugigaoka's Mom: I KNOW IT WAS A FRENCH KISS BUT LIKE WOW
Rolling Riser: Nagisa. Noice. 👌
Gender: Kill me this is embarrassing I'M SORRY KAYANO I WASN'T THINKING RIGHT AT THE TIME
Forever 0: I keep telling you it's ok
Gyaro English: Wow Nagisa you should kiss me so I know how it feels like 😍
Forever 0: NO
Gender: CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE
Grandmaster Kanzaki: Being kissed by an assassin makes me wonder
Baseball Freak: BUT I'M AN ASSASSIN TOO AREN'T I?!?! LET'S KISS
Grandmaster Kanzaki: 😅 I'll pass
Baseball Freak: 💀
Artsy Bean Pole: That sucks bro
Mushroom Director: I appreciate how we used to tease the snipers and now we're teasing the snake and the rabbit.
Glasses (Explosives): I wonder who shall be the next victim 🤩
Gyaro English: Karma and Okuda sheeeeesh
Half of Middle 2: 🖕
Poison Glasses: What's there to know about us two?! We're just good friends
Gyaro English: Thats what they all say. Then y'all French kiss like Nagisa and Kayano then boom sex time like the snipers
Tsundere Sniper: UH
Adult Game Protagonist: ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TRYING TO IMPLY THAT WE HAVE HAD SEX
Artsy Bean Pole: I completely believe that though
Gyaro English: RIGHT? EXACTLY
Half of Middle 2: I'm changing the subject now. Nagisa we're gonna have a fucking rematch.
Gender: You're on 😼 I'll play as Joker this time
Poison Glasses: Actually Karma can I come over? I wanna try it out
Half of Middle 2: Sure go ahead 😁
Grandmaster Kanzaki: I'd like to join online
Half of Middle 2: ACTUALLY NO!! HOW BOUT Y'ALL ALL COME OVER TO MY HOUSE! WHO WANTS TO COME AND FIGHT ME
Gender: Bring it on
Rolling Riser: I want another rematch too
Gyaro English: Challenge accepted losers
Grandmaster Kanzaki: I can't wait 😊
Justice: Sorry I can't join this time. But fuck them up Kanzaki
Adult Game Protagonist: Actually if it's cool I can come over.
Tsundere Sniper: Same
Forever 0: I think I'll come over just to watch if that's ok.
Half of Middle 2: Sure. And then Okuda's coming over too. Alright Ima go now so see y'all. Get ready to die lmao
Gender: Sure I can't wait to see when that will happen
Rolling Riser: Just to let you guys know. I'm gonna win.
Poor Committee Member: Lol good luck ig
Baseball Freak: I BELIEVE IN YOU KANZAKI
Artsy Bean Pole: Fuck them up Chiba.
Gyaro English: Hey Sugaya
Artsy Bean Pole: Ay wassup
Gyaro English: How bout we do something real quick. Ima let you know in pms
Artsy Bean Pole: Hmmmhmhhmhmh ok
Mushroom Director: I don't like the sound of that. Alright see you guys then
Kunugigaoka's Mom: Ok bye everyone
Moe Box: Byeeeee!!!!