12- Some sleepovers and Nakamura's weird prank

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After the fight in Karma's house where they were playing, they all decided to text a bit more late at night on the same day...

Adult Game Protagonist: I don't believe this...
Tsundere Sniper: Fuck all of y'all
Rolling Riser: It's a lie..
Grandmaster Kanzaki: This went well 😊
Gender: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Half of Middle 2: HAYAMI AND KANZAKI HAVE DEFEATED NAGISA!!!!! NO MORE BEING KILLED BY THE SNAKE
Poor Committee Member: So what happened?!
Adult Game Protagonist: Nagisa was doing good at first... then Hayami and Kanzaki beat him like twice in a row. And afterwards the rest of the victories were random. BRO THIS IS BULLSHIT I WOULD'VE WON BUT THERE WAS A SUDDEN DEATH AND OKUDA GOT ME WITH THAT DAMN STAR she was playing as Rosalina
Artsy Bean Pole: LOL DYING BY OKUDA LMAO
Adult Game Protagonist: SHUT UP
Rolling Riser: Today was funny
Forever 0: Don't worry Nagisa you just have to train more
Gender: I lost... 🤲impossible...
Gyaro English: Either way Nagisa you're actually tough af
Grandmaster Kanzaki: Yeah they were all good matches
Tsundere Sniper: I'm still salty of Itona. He used the final smash and got me AND CHIBA!!! YOU SHOULD'VE MOVED OUT OF THE WAY YOU IDIOT
Adult Game Protagonist: IK I'M SORRY
Kunugigaoka's Mom: Wow you guys sound like y'all had fun.
Gender: Me, Kayano and Okuda still at Karma's.
Forever 0: Look I'm saying it anyways cuz revenge and fuck Karma for making me describe the kiss. OKUDA FELL ASLEEP LATER!!! KARMA CARRIED HER TO HIS BED!!!!!
Gyaro English: WAIT I DIDN'T KNOW I LEFT EARLY ARE YOU SERIOUS
Forever 0: YES!!!!
Gyaro English: SEND ME THE PIC IN PMS
Forever 0: OK!!!
Half of Middle 2: BITCH
Womanizing Bastard: Yo what
Grandmaster Kanzaki: AWWWWWW
Moe Box: That's so sweet!
Half of Middle 2: You mf
Gender: Kayano are you sure that was the right call?
Forever 0: He blackmails us all the time and probably was gonna do it anyways even if I didn't tell them about this. So YES I'M SURE
Gender: Ok 😅
Half of Middle 2: You know what? Fair enough but I'm still gonna get back at you.
Grandmaster Kanzaki: I'm already in my room rn
Gyaro English: Meanwhile... I just got done being busy so I'm heading back home 😁
Artsy Bean Pole: EERRRRYUP
Forever 0: Wait what?
Half of Middle 2: Oh yeah right you left early. Where even were you when you left cuz it was like 45 minutes before we finished playing.
Gyaro English: Y'all find out soon trust me.
Forever 0: Soon?
Gyaro English: I'm serious you'll understand soon
Rolling Riser: Anyways I'm chillin at the worst restaurant ever. #Muramatsu's ramen
Loofah: STOP MAKING FUN OF MY RAMEN
Rolling Riser: Anyways since they aren't saying anything I'll bring this up. I saw Chiba and Hayami leave the same direction together.
Adult Game Protagonist: Bro wtf
Gyaro English: HMM CHIBAA?!
Adult Game Protagonist: Whatever. I'm inviting Hayami over at my house tonight. We're having a sleepover.
Amazing Monkey: That sounds so cute
Artsy Bean: What a ballsy move Chiba
Gyaro English: AWWWW try not to have sex when y'all sleep ;)
Adult Game Protagonist: ENOUGH WITH THE SEX
Tsundere Sniper: We just got to his house
Gender: So you've been there more than once?
Tsundere Sniper: My third time so far
Gyaro English: And you guys still aren't official yet
Tsundere Sniper: No..
Adult Game Protagonist: Not yet
Gyaro English: NOT YET OMG
Adult Game Protagonist: I'll explain later just fuck off rn
Gyaro English: Nah you're definitely trying to hide this shit
Tsundere Sniper: ...
Mushroom Director: What's wrong?
Adult Game Protagonist: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A MCDONALD'S SIGN ON MY FUCKING ROOM?!?!?!?!
Gyaro English: BAGAHAAHAHAAHAAHHAH
Artsy Bean Pole: BRO I WISH I WAS STILL
THERE TO SEE HIS REACTION IN REAL LIFE
Tsundere Sniper: It's cute
Gyaro English: Yo what
Tsundere Sniper: Nothing
Womanizing Bastard: NONONONONHOLD UP!!! SHE CALLED HIM CUTE!!!!
Adult Game Protagonist: No it's the other way around
Forever 0: AWWWWWW
Tsundere Sniper: YOU IDIOT DON'T CONTINUE THIS. Anyways just give him a sec Rio he's seething rn and is shooting everywhere with his nerf gun
Gender: NOOOOOOOO HELP ME SOMEONE INVITE ME OVER TO THEIR HOUSE
Half of Middle 2: NO NO NO NO ONE HELP HIM
Glasses (Explosives): What happened?
Half of Middle 2: Nothing it's just that since Okuda is sleeping in my bed and I'm already taking the couch, I told Nagisa to sleep with Kayano in another room. I'm treating my guests right 😁
Gender: NO I CAN'T NOT NOW
Half of Middle 2: Dude Kayano literally isn't even trying to refute she wants to sleep with you
Forever 0: NO STOP
Gender: I CAN'T NOW
Forever 0: ...
Gender: Help...
Poor Committee Member: What now?
Half of Middle 2: I locked those two in the room. Now they have to sleep together. I hope y'all stay warm. Y'all can snuggle if y'all want 😼
Tsundere Sniper: Ok Chiba's back to normal again
Adult Game Protagonist: So. Based on the previous texts. Nakamura... Sugaya... please tell me why there is a giant McDonald's sign in my room
Gyaro English: I didn't know where else to hide it
Adult Game Protagonist: "OH CUZ THERE IS NO OTHER PLACE THEREFORE OF COURSE WE HAVE TO HIDE IT IN CHIBA'S ROOM" JUST WHY
Artsy Bean Pole: We were honestly just finding a way to mess you with you
Gyaro English: In any case here's the story. So a few days ago I made an order for a mocha frappe. But those MFS GAVE ME A SMALL WHEN A ORDERED A FUCKING LARGE!!! I KNOW I ORDERED A LARGE CUZ I HAD MY RECEIPT AND GUESS WHAT?! WHEN I SHOWED TO HER SHE THREW IN THE TRASH BEFORE I COULD EVEN SHOW THE MANAGER
End of Perversion: Lmao you sound like a Karen rn
Gyaro English: Stfu this was serious. And that's when I heard about Sugaya, who back then told me about the time when he stole the subway board
Artsy Bean Pole: Lol I remember. Anyways she told me about this plan to steal the McDonald's sign and we did it. And we also decided to mess with Chiba as an extra.
Adult Game Protagonist: Just threw it away
Gyaro English: WHAT?!?!
Tsundere Sniper: Took too much space away
Artsy Bean Pole: WHYYYYYYYYYYY
Half of Middle 2: Anyways I'm sleeping now cuz the other lovers are already asleep I see. Dude Kayano is so sicken with love SHE'S LITERALLY HUGGING NAGISA FROM BEHIND
Stern Lecture: That's so fucking cute
Kunugigaoka's Mom: Guess I'll sleep to. Alright gn guys
Gyaro English: Gn my fellow idiots
Pseudo Takaoka: See y'all
Rolling Riser: Hope I don't die in my sleep after having my distasteful ramen
Loofah: I will fucking kill you
Adult Game Protagonist: K good night.

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