Jazz, appearing from nowhere in the middle of a heavily secured location during an Order of The Phoenix: Yo! Lonely good boi. Remember- Stop screaming!
Everyone but Sirius who just remembered meeting her during a tequila induced mission for pretzel sticks: Who are you?
Jazz: Sometimes an asset, mostly a liability. Now, Sirius, remember that locket I said was on loan from Satan. Not a joke turns out.
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Vivian: I just ended a four year relationship.
Jackie: Are you okay?
Vivian: Oh yeah, it wasn't my relationship.
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Clarrisse, sitting down next to the fire: Sorry I was late. I was doing...things.
Travis, running up to Percy: She pushed me off a fucking cliff!
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Markus: I would like to offer you moral support but I have questionable morals.
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Conner: Bad things keep happening to me. Maybe I just have bad luck or something.
Clarrisse: You don't have bad luck.
Conner, waiting for the shoe to drop: I don't.
Clarrisse: Of course not. Bad things happen to you because you're a dumbass.
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The Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionWhy would anyone want inside my head? Its not safe for me in there most of the time. These Incorrect Quotes have been created for almost as long as the Guardians have been around in this world. please enjoy. I am taking suggestions. Be aware those...
