Percy, getting accosted by some random mortal via text messages.
Mortal: You stole that phone from my freind. Give it back.
Percy, having owned that phone for literally 5 years: New Phone, who dis?
---------
Jazz, Travis and Conner, laughing in the corner.
Percy, investigated. :What are you three up to."
Jazz, snickered. "We're pranking Voldeshorts."
Travis, holds up unfinished howler: Any ideas?
Percy: a few.
_
Later that day.
Howler: And better hope your nose isn't a horcrux, because gods know where that went!
Voldemort: Fiendfire!
Howler: If you were less ofamagpieyouwouldntbeinthissituation!
Howler: dies
--------
Later that same day
Howler: Why don't you try lying. It might grow back like Pinochio.
Voldemort: Who is sending these?
Howler: Who nose?
__
Three hours later.
Howler: Rose's are red, you got a big bald head, we really hate you, and soon you'll be dead.
XOXO The Kidemonas.
Voldemort: Incoherent screaming.
YOU ARE READING
The Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionWhy would anyone want inside my head? Its not safe for me in there most of the time. These Incorrect Quotes have been created for almost as long as the Guardians have been around in this world. please enjoy. I am taking suggestions. Be aware those...
