Travis: You know you've made it when your picture is everywhere.
Annabeth, actually lowering her book: Those are wanted posters.
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Travis: Hello officer, we just wanted to let you know that both of us are colorblind.
Conner: Which is why my brother ran that red-light.
Police Officer: Okay but the car is still stolen.
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Annabeth: You shouldn't use a straw.
Jazz: Yeah. Yeah. It's bad for the environment.
Percy: Yes but it's also a horrific way to eat spaghetti.
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Jackie: Don't worry, everything will be fine.
Rookie: How can you say that.
Jackie, shouting to be heard over the very angry chimera: Because sometimes denial is all we have left.
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Rescued Demigod turned guardian: I love you guys. You're the best thing that ever happened to me.
Travis: We're the best thing that ever happened to you?
Guardian: Yeah.
Conner: I feel a little bad for you now.
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The Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionWhy would anyone want inside my head? Its not safe for me in there most of the time. These Incorrect Quotes have been created for almost as long as the Guardians have been around in this world. please enjoy. I am taking suggestions. Be aware those...
