Percy grinned as Dumblwdore glowered, glaring at the arm wrapped around Estelle. "The Kidemonas, and especially their leader, bring nothing but blood and death. Estelle, my girl, I beg you to come back to us. Don't let yourself be led down a path of darkness. "
Percy smirked. "If I'm as evil as you say I am, then let God strike me down where I stand."
Lightning struck, deafening the assembled crowd, leaving scorchmarks a few feet from where Percy and Estelle stood.
Percy didn't hesitate. "Ha! Nice try, Jackass! Next time, give it your A-game!"
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Percy, holding a megaphone, with a dozen guardians behind him: Whoever decided to hurt my little sister please come outside so I can peacefully break your legs
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GUardians: massive battle with that world's prorectors
Percy: flashes in with a Shockwave that knocks everyone down
Percy: Enough! We came here to kick (insert baddie name here)'s ass, not everyone elses.
Percy: God's. Keep it together. You should know better then to pick a fifht with everyone who disagrees with you.
Travis: Percy, why are you covered in ink?
Annabeth: frowns were you at the aquarium fighting with Steve again.
Percy: That squid is a dick and needs to go down
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Percy: Stand down. I don't want to fight.
Clarrisse: I do.
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Annabeth: I have a plan. I need two matches, a paper clips, a dracena leg and a death.
Percy: opens mouth.
Annabeth: Not yours.
Percy: Closes mouth.
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The Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionWhy would anyone want inside my head? Its not safe for me in there most of the time. These Incorrect Quotes have been created for almost as long as the Guardians have been around in this world. please enjoy. I am taking suggestions. Be aware those...
