Percy: I was a responsible teenager.
Random guardian: Sir, didn't you get banned from the entire state of Missouri?
Percy: I wasn't a teenager yet.
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Percy: Whose turn is it to give the pep talk.
Annabeth: Clarrisse.
Clarrisse: Fuck shit up out there and don't die.
Chris, whipping away tears. : So inspirational.
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Miranda: I have horse like reflexes
Travis: Don't you mean cat-like?
Miranda: kicks Travis in the jaw
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Clarrisse: Annabeth won't come out of her tent.
Percy: Just tell her I said something.
Clarrisse: Said what?
Percy: Anything Factually incorrect
Two minutes later
Annabeth: Did you say that Lincoln was the first president!?
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Leo: I am the most responsible one in the Guard.
Annabeth: You just set the cook tents on fire.
Leo: And I take full responsibility.
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Annabeth: When I said to bring me back something from the beach I meant a seashell or cocunut.
Thalia: struggling to hold onto a seagull "You really should have been more specific."
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The Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionWhy would anyone want inside my head? Its not safe for me in there most of the time. These Incorrect Quotes have been created for almost as long as the Guardians have been around in this world. please enjoy. I am taking suggestions. Be aware those...
