Jackie: watching Jazz race by drenched and glitter on a pegasus with rainbow dyed feathers and coat
Jackie: There goes the crackhead that I see each morning.
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Percy, to Jazz's dad: I just wanted you to know that by the way, you can have her back.
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Jazz teaching DADA due to some under the table deals with the headmaster: Good Morning Class. The gods are still arguing over who gets to strike me from the mortal plane so in the meantime let's learn about explosive spells and runes.
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Annabeth: Time for plan G.
Markus: Don’t you mean plan B?
Annabeth: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Percy: What about plan D?
Annabeth: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Jazz: What about plan E?
Annabeth: I’m hoping not to use it. Travis dies in plan E.
Clarrisse: I like plan E.
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Markus, about to be interrogated.
Annabeth, who is an actual lawyer: Deny Everything.
FBI Agent: Sit down in the chair.
Markus: That isn't a chair.
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The Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionWhy would anyone want inside my head? Its not safe for me in there most of the time. These Incorrect Quotes have been created for almost as long as the Guardians have been around in this world. please enjoy. I am taking suggestions. Be aware those...
