Sally: Clarrisse, thank you. But you are no longer to babysit Estelle.
Clarrisse: Why?
Sally: You taught her to play fruit ninja.
Clarrisse: So?
Sally: with an actual sword
Clarrisse: So?
Sally: She's four!
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Percy: Yo, Stolls, wake up. We have a mission.
Travis, half asleep: Let me see your Warrent!
Conner, also half asleep: You can't prove schist!
Percy: ...Is that Sunflowers by Van Gogh?
The Stolls: No.
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Annabeth: How many braincells did you loose when you became a god?
Percy: Bold of you to assume I had any in the first place.
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Guardian to an automaton: Which of these pictures does not have a stop sign in it?
Guardian: Hits an automaton with a stop sign.
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Massive dragon breathing smoke into Percy's face: Be silent. I have not come to pass through fire and death to exchange words with a witless worm.
Percy, blinking: Well fuck you too
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The Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionWhy would anyone want inside my head? Its not safe for me in there most of the time. These Incorrect Quotes have been created for almost as long as the Guardians have been around in this world. please enjoy. I am taking suggestions. Be aware those...
