Clarrisse: When I was nine, people treated me like a criminal
Chris: That's horrible, why would they do that?
Clarrisse: Because I killed a man.
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Jazz: Forget bibbity-bobbity- boo, it's bibbity-bobbity-Blood!
Jazz: *cuts monsters head off*
Jazz: Oh bibbity-bobbity-boo-hoo.
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Annabeth: Alright, I won't argue with him. You have my word.
Percy: I can guarantee you will break your word withing 30 seconds of meeting him.
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Will: Are you dead or taking another 14 hour nap. You need to tell me ahead of time so I don't worry.
Nico: *grumbles*
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Jackie, to new Guardian: Snake's with wings, while fun in theory, are not fun in practice.
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The Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionWhy would anyone want inside my head? Its not safe for me in there most of the time. These Incorrect Quotes have been created for almost as long as the Guardians have been around in this world. please enjoy. I am taking suggestions. Be aware those...
