Percy: This is the Guard. The greatest divine fighting force in the world.
Percy: Or as I like to call them
Percy: My merry menagerie of Maniacs
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Travis knelt down next to Harry and rubbed the kid's head. "Katie wants me to scold you for eavesdropping but my parenting book say I shouldn't discourage behaviors I want to continue."
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Harry: Are you telling me you lived a life of crime before you became a guardian?
Travis: I gotta check the statue of limitations on somethings and get back to you on that.
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Travis: If you are so committed to being perfectly lawful that you cannot see the benefit of breaking said laws to defend yourself or others then you are not good, you are obedient.
Katie: Stop inciting rebellion.
Travis: Yes, dear.
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Travis: Delaying death is one of my favorite Hobbies.
Nico: trips over shoelaces that Travis tied together
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The Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionWhy would anyone want inside my head? Its not safe for me in there most of the time. These Incorrect Quotes have been created for almost as long as the Guardians have been around in this world. please enjoy. I am taking suggestions. Be aware those...
