Movie attendant: Sir is that a monkey
Travis: This is my emotional support monkey.
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"Huh." Conner said, gazing out at the castle that was in high alert and only slightly on fire. "I might just take credit for this."
"I think you mean blame."
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Jackie to a infuriated Markus: Are you okay?
Markus: Please give me a reason not to commit murder today.
Jackie: uhh, you're a good person.
Markus: Debatable.
Jackie: Blood is hard to clean up.
Markus:I do it all the time.
Jackie: There is no Netflix in prison.
Markus: Thank you.
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Jazz: It sparkles and shimmers and gleams and shines. I must have it for my nest.
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Annabeth: What's the catapult for?
The usual culprits: Tempus Fugit!
Percy: Goes flying
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