Jazz: You think that's street magic? Watch this!
Jazz: Pulls an entire human from their sleeve.
A very disoriented Jackie: Did you seriously disable the Mist for this?
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Jackie, literally the first and last time she tried dating: Look, we've been going out for a while now and your really special to me and I just wanted to say something I think you need to hear. We've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.
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Travis: Where the Hades did we find this fucking kid, man?
Jazz: My dad threw me out the window when I was three and you kinda just picked me up. I remember it very vividly.
Clarrisse: quietly pulls a knife and walks away
Percy: Clarrisse! No!
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Jazz, grinning widely: I win.
Nico: groans
1 hour later
Nico, in front of the entire guard: Violets are blue, roses are red, bring my boy back from the dead.
Jazz: dies of laughter
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Jackie and Jazz in Shield Holding.
Jazz: all is strange and vague.
Jackie, watching Doc Oct be escorted to his cell: Are we dead?
Jazz who has her own problems: Or is this Ohio
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The Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionWhy would anyone want inside my head? Its not safe for me in there most of the time. These Incorrect Quotes have been created for almost as long as the Guardians have been around in this world. please enjoy. I am taking suggestions. Be aware those...
