Squad Leader Travis Stoll: Alright, usual formation. And March.
Confused Newbie: What's the usual Formation.
The great Troll Jazz: Varies.
Confused Newbie: how can the usual formation vary?
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Estelle Potter-Jackson: I wanna go to Hogwarts and be a wizard.
Jazz: Wizards are just people with glitter in their pockets.
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Percy after being forcibly tossed into the BNHA universe and promptly arrested for exploding child murderers.
Percy: You turned me into a person!
Cop: Uh what?
Percy: And then you kidnapped me?
Cop, trying to be funny and defuse: Why would we do that?"
Percy, snapping his cuffs: I don't know! You're the criminal masterminds!
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Percy: Even the gods of my world look down upon kinslaying. Which is kind of ironic since without the immortality there would be a lot of kinslaying. Magic nets, yeeted off mountains, anvils, the-
Annabeth: Focus.
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Annabeth took a deep breath while Percy struggled to contain his laughter.
"Just because you can escape from jail with unexplainable ease does not give you a free pass to get arrested on purpose."
"But, Annabeth!" Travis protested. "It's hilarious!"
Conner didn't respond, instead pulling out his phone. "Hey they tweeted us back."
"Who?" Percy asked.
"The Milton County Sherrifs Department."
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The Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionWhy would anyone want inside my head? Its not safe for me in there most of the time. These Incorrect Quotes have been created for almost as long as the Guardians have been around in this world. please enjoy. I am taking suggestions. Be aware those...
