Jazz: Alekazem, Alabama. I'm sending you off this mortal plane.
A/N. I'm well aware it's not supposed to be Alabama but I thought the autocorrect version was funnier.
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Mortal: What do you identify as?
Annabeth: In charge
Percy: An Idiot.
Jackie: A Virgo
Clarrisse: A threat
Jazz: A problem
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Mortal: I saved your life. You owe me a debt.
Jazz: Ha! You got it wrong. I don't owe you. You own me. I'm your problem now. Only way to get rid of me is to kill me. The fates wanted me dead and now you're about to find out why
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Estelle: Percy! You saved me.
Percy: Of course I did.
Jazz: This would be more heartwarming if he hadn't left a trail of bodies in his wake.
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Jackie: Hey, guys! Want a tarot reading?
Markus: These are Pokémon cards.
Jazz, popping out from under the table: Magikarp means fuck you.
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The Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionWhy would anyone want inside my head? Its not safe for me in there most of the time. These Incorrect Quotes have been created for almost as long as the Guardians have been around in this world. please enjoy. I am taking suggestions. Be aware those...
