RWBY's Toon

Grimm Nonsense

Y/N POV

I snore at the top of my lungs having the most wonderful of dreams. Right at the good part I'm thrusted out of my bed by a damn whistle. 

Y/N: "Not even in my dreams can we have sex."

I pout and head to my first class of the day. When I get there I slam my head onto my desk over and over praying this class ends soon.

Port: "Demons, spawns of evil, the Grimm have many names but to me they'll always be game."

He laughs but I shut him down.

Y/N: "No one cares old man!"

Port: "You'll see them as no big deal once you graduate from this school. As you know Vale and the three others kingdoms are safe places in this dangerous world. A world which is filled with creatures only wanting to kill and eat you. But don't worry, that's where Huntsmen and Huntresses come in."

He winks at Yang when I yell.

Y/N: "She's not into old fucks like you!!!"

Port: "These're individuals who've sworn their lives to protect those who can't protect themselves. From what I hear. Why from the word itself. That's why you're here, to join that cause. But before we get into all that I'd like to share with you a story. When I was a boy..."

I groan and pull out my scroll. 

Port: "Y/N, why're you on your scroll?"

Y/N: "I'm texting."

Port: "And who's so important that you need to text during class?"

Y/N: "My two hoes who always calls me for late night fun."

Port: "Well tell these 'hoes' to text you once class is over."

Y/N: "I don't think your mom and sister would be proud hearing you call them hoes."

The class gasps while I laugh. 

Port: "You just earned yourself detention."

Y/N: "You think I give a shit old man?"

Port: "That's double detention."

Y/N: "That's nothing professor shit stain."

Port: "Thrice detention!"

Y/N: "I'm shaking in my custom made boots."

Port: "Make that four."

Y/N: "That's how many times I screwed your sister in the last hour."

Port: "Seven!!!"

Y/N: "That's for your mom."

Port: "Young man, I will personally expel you."

Y/N: "That's not gonna happen. Without me this story wouldn't continue." *to the stars* "Ain't that right creator?"

Voice Over: "Don't drag me into this."

Y/N: "You're the one writing all this shit."

Voice Over: "Because someone's gotta."

Y/N: "You sound like you don't enjoy writing."

Voice Over: "Of course I enjoy it."

Y/N: "Then why do you go several days not adding to a story?"

Voice Over: "Life."

Y/N: "That or you get lazy."

Voice Over: "You know what you little shit..."

Y/N: "I know everything. After all, I am in your head. I even know what you're going to say next."

Voice Over: "No you-"

Y/N: "Don't!!!"

Voice Over: "You know I-"

Y/N: "Enjoy lots and lots of futanari hentai!!!!"

Voice Over: "Get out of my head!!!"

Everyone: "Who're you talking to!?!?!?!"

Y/N: "The man writing the story."

Port: "Damn it Y/N, you've wasted the majority of the class. We only have enough time for a demonstration."

Y/N: "In that case I'd like to volunteer Weiss."

Port: "Come on down."

Y/N: "I miss you Johnny Olsen!!!!!"

Weiss comes down in her skirt rapier in hand.

Yang: "Go Weiss."

Blake: "Do well."

Ruby: "Show them what team RWBY can do!!"

Weiss: "I'm trying to concentrate."

Port: "Let the match... begin!!!"

He breaks the lock as a Borbatusk runs out of the cage. It goes for Weiss but she spins around and cuts its side. The Borbatusk snorts and kicks up the ground before running at Weiss. She does the same and when they collide her rapier gets stuck. They then each pull trying to get the rapier.

Ruby: "Hang in there Weiss!"

She glares at Ruby allowing the Borbatusk to yank away the rapier. It then tosses it away and knocks Weiss onto her back. It runs at her but she rolls out of the way and runs to her rapier. The Borbatusk slams into a desk row as Weiss rearms itself. 

Ruby: "Go for its belly. It's-"

Weiss: "Stop bossing me around!!!"

The Borbatusk roars and rolls to Weiss as a ball. She makes a glyph that the Borbatusk crashes into. Landing on its back Weiss jumps off another glyph puncturing the Borbatusk's belly.

Port: "Bravo, what a wonderful display. That's all for today, study tonight and always be alert. Class dismissed."

That night I take out my scroll and place a call.

Woman: "Yes?"

Y/N: "I was wondering if you found my friend."

Woman: "What's their name?"

Y/N: "Last name Echooch first name Hare."

Woman: "Hang on, have any of you seen a Hare Ecooch?"

Man: *in background* "Only my wife's."

Woman: "It's you again!!!!"

I hang up and go to bed happy.