RWBY's Toon

Vale Hysteria

Y/N POV

Yang: "Why're we even here on a Friday?"

Y/N: *to readers* "We all know the answer to that one."

RWBY: "Who're you talking to?"

Y/N: "To whoever's reading the story."

Weiss: "Where you dropped as a child?"

Y/N: "My mom swears I was not the kid she dropped."

Ruby: "You have siblings?"

Y/N: *looks down dejected* "No."

Yang: "Anyway, why're we here on a Friday Weiss?"

Weiss: *smile* "That's a mind puzzler isn't it?"

Y/N: "No I 'll tell you a mind puzzler. If a man serving a life sentence dies and is brought back, did he technically serve his sentence?"

I see the others thinking with Ruby thinking the hardest. Her mind can't handle it and a small explosion erupts from the top of her head. I unscrew her head to see dozens of small Rubies running around screaming as her brain goes up in flames. I use a fire extinguisher to put out the fire causing the tiny Rubies to cheer. I the rescrew her head back on causing her to sigh.

Ruby: "Thank you."

I nod when we hear some man yell.

Man: "Stop that monkey!!!"

We look to see the most arrogant monkey run away from some cops.

Weiss: Quick, we need to study him!"

We run after the monkey when we see Weiss bump into the second sweetest cinnamon roll in the show. 

Y/N: "Hello."

Penny: "Salutations."

Yang: "Would you like to get up?"

She flips to her feet.

Penny: "My name's Penny."

Ruby: "I'm Ruby."

Weiss: "Weiss Schnee."

Blake: "Blake."

Yang: "Did you hit your head?"

I sucker punch her stomach dropping her to her hands and knees.

Y/N: "Forgive her, she's ditzy. I'm Y/N."

Penny: "A pleasure to meet you all."

Weiss: "Sorry for running into but we must be leaving."

Ruby: "Bye friend."

We walk away when Penny uses her robot speed to get in front of us.

Penny: "What'd you call me?"

Ruby: "I uh..."

Penny: "You called me friend, am I truly your friend?"

Y/N: "Of course you are."

Penny: *picks her up* "Sensational!!!"

She begins spinning Ruby around.

Yang: "So why're you in Vale Penny?"

Penny: *sets Ruby down* "I'm here to fight in the tournament."

Weiss: "You hardly look the part."

Y/N: *to readers* "Says the stuck up rich girl in a skirt."

Penny: *waves* "Hi readers. I sincerely hope you're enjoying the story so far."

Y/N: "You're aware of them too?"

Penny: "I am."

I begin crying.

Y/N: "You really are too the second best cinnamon roll."

Weiss: "Wait, if you're here for the tournament then does that mean you know that monkey tailed rapscallion?"

Penny: "Huh?"

Weiss: "The no good Faunus from the boat!"

Blake: "Stop calling him names, he's a human like us?"

Weiss: "Then I suppose that trash can is no longer a trash can-"

Y/N: *to readers* "Speaking of trash, if you wanna see some hot garbage fire up the google and type in IKEP-001. Fair warning, it may seem weird, but that's to be expected from Japan."

I look back at Weiss to see her and Blake walking away. I go to follow them when looking left I see a certain villain.

Y/N: "Now the fun begins."

I tail the villain who enters a store. As she waits in line I 'accidently' cut in front of her. She taps my shoulder causing me to look around. She holds up her hand and points down.

Y/N: "Who left their garden gnome here?"

She puffs her cheek and steps on my toes.

Y/N: "Is the baby upset?"

Neo: *signs* "You're making a mistake mocking me!"

Y/N: "Said every angry short girl ever."

She girts her teeth and prepares to swing.

Y/N: "Okay, I made a mistake allow me to make it up to you. How about I buy you some ice cream?"

All the anger leaves her face and she smiles. After getting the order I walk us to a table. She goes to sit down but I pick her up and place her in a booster seat.

Y/N: "Don't worry little one, you'll grow up big and strong someday."

3rd POV

With a dust outline Y/N leaves the area. Neo runs out of the store to see Y/N riding away on a horse. She happens to look to the side to see a pony with a sign that says for Neo. A vain pops out of her head as she screams in anger although no noise is heard.