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Vlog #74 | short funny moments compilation

Scarlett pov

i was just waiting patiently at the car while i made y/n buy a fake feminine product from the store

in just few minutes she came back looking pissed off

"don't talk to me you're so mean" she mumbled and i started wheezing at my seat

"what happened?" i asked wiping my tears

"red--oh my god, so i came in the store and i asked for the 4inch tampon you're talking about and then the man says he thinks they don't have it...so i asked for the viginar lip balm" she explained pissed off but also laughing

"and then?" i asked

"he said he'll comeback and just find a woman for the product...a woman came and i was like do you know what and where are the viginar lip balms? and she's like what kind of lip balm is that? so i was like i assume it's not for the lips on the face but for the bottom...she fucking slap me and pushed me outside of the store saying a pervert and really disrespectful"

"oh..my god" i wheez literally hitting my own thigh can't help but to burst out on laughing

"who in the billions of population of the earth will call a product viginar lip balm" she mumbled still pissed while started driving

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asking y/n to shave my 😺

"hey babe?"

"yeah?" she responded while searching on Netflix for anything to watch

"can you shave my uhhmm y'know" i asked pointing down at my bottom

"why??" she asked laughing

"coz it's hairy..duh"

"i mean nobody even sees it except me and you so its fine"

"no its not, I'm not comfortable...just do it for me, pleaseee????"

"it won't take that long, i promise" i added as she roll her eyes and stood up extending her hand to help me also stand

"it's not that hairy" she mumbled

"just help me"

"fine"
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y/n pov

thrusting on tiktok to see Scarlett's reaction

i put my phone on a ring light and position it enough to see Scarlett laying on the bed while using her phone

i started dancing doing slow movements and she's already frowning her brows from behind

I'm only wearing a shirt and a kinda lose boxers so..

i started thrusting and spanking the air before being grabbed from behind by Scarlett playfully throwing me on the bed

"what are you doing??!!!" she asked pouting wrapping her hands around me...my body.. she's wrapping my waist...not the one you think

"what??? I'm just dancing" i chuckled as she tighten her cuddle

"yeah but not those moves! also put a pants on! your dinosaur is trying to escape from that loose boxer" she complained and i burst out laughing still on her arms

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i crawl on top of Scarlett laying on her chest as she caress my hair while humming

"red?" i said softly looking directly at her face

"hmmm?"

"i want another baby...lets make a baby"

before rose weve been trying to do it naturally for 2 years but we don't succeed and we're impatient so we decided to go through the bone marrow way

"another baby?" she asked chuckling

"hm hmm...pleaseee?"

"but i have I'm filming black widow.. it's dangerous to be pregnant while filming" she stated softly and i pouted still trying to convince her

"ok don't do thatttttt" she chuckled covering my face making me giggle

"please?" i asked sitting on her stomach grabbing both of her hands pinning them above her head

"no....use protection"

"eh? nevermind" i huff getting off her and she hit the bed making me laugh

"you can't just do that and walk away!!" she complained

"so you want a baby now?"

"no!!! i want YOU inside ME not the baby!!" she shouted laughing

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Scarlett pov

3am

"y/n!!!!!! babe!!!! wake up!!!"

"what???" she mumbled stirring awake rubbing the sleepiness out of her eyes

"they're police outside!!!!! they're looking for your dad!! c'mon!!!" i shouted shaking her and she immediately stood up panicking going downstairs

"where??? red!! where????" she asked opening the door but she immediately stopped realizing something

"oh god, Scarlett my dad is dead" she mumbled looking back at me and i burst out laughing at ger before she throw a Pillow on ny face

"THAT'S DARK!" she shouted going upstairs again

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we're just in the kitchen.. I'm cooking for y/n while she's on a virtual meeting talking to some producers about the new movie she wrote

"basically the setting will all be generated by green screen except the ones in the roads and public" y/n explained

i love how she's wearing a blazzer on top but literally just pjs on bottom

i was opening some easy open can so i just thought of giving y/n a heart attack

"ouch!!!" i shouted as soon as i open the can and she immediate rush to me leaving the meeting cutting herself from explaining something

"are you ok??? what happened??? is it bleeding??" she asked sounding really worried trying to grab my hand

"oh..its nothing" i responded calmly and she looked at me with unreadable expression

"don't make pranks like that!" she complained pissed of getting back on her laptop while I'm just wheezing at her reaction

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y/n pov

"baby.." i whispered leaning closer to Scarlett's face while shes sleeping

"what?" she mumbled

"open your eyes" i responded and as soon as she open her eyes i smiled and pecked her lips

her cheeks started glowing red and she immediately cover her self embarrassed but giggling

i went inside the covers kissing her again and she playfully pushed my face away can't help her smile and her heating red cheeks

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Scarlett pov

"colin!! colin..." i stated as if I'm dreaming about my ex while y/n is sleeping beside me

"colin stopp" i giggled and soon felt y/n poking my cheeks

"you're dreaming..wake up, stop calling his name" she mumbled cuddling me while burying her face on my chest

"colin..."

"heyy stoppp" she says shaking my body to wake me up

"babyyyyy" she says tapping my cheeks still trying

"fuck..colin"

"wake up or I'll yeet you off the bed" she stated on a serious voice and i burst out laughing as she lays back on her side pissed

"it's 3am.. Scarlett Johansson....3 fucking am" she complained