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A group of twenty or so astronauts were all in a Christmas gathering together. Watching low quality Hallmark movies, eating as much cake and candy canes that they could fit in their mouths, and gifting eachother presents. The air was filled with the scent of hot cocoa and sugary sweets, and the fireplace crackled with a warmth. A girl with brown and rainbow hair in a ponytail stepped out from underneath a table, wielding a Nokia phone and her headphones. "Hello ello bello jello, everybody and everyone!!" she beamed brightly to the camera. "As you can see, I revived everyone so that the astronauts of the past and present could all be part of a Christmas celebration-".
She was suddenly lifted up by the shirt collar by an older woman with green eyes and an ugly green Christmas sweater. "What are you doing here again?" she sighed dramatically. "You were here last Christmas party and you barely even aged ten years!". "That's cause I'm not part of your timeskip!!" D.T told her, sticking her tongue out at the older woman. "YOU TURNED OLDER THAN ME IN JUST ONE FIC!!".
"Daisy, put the thirteen year old down" Lemon told her. Daisy put her down, as the teen quickly scrambled back under the table. "As the routine was last year, I'm gonna be writing just a bunch of Christmas skits!" she cheekily smiled. "Some of these are based off of vines or Jeaney Collects videos. Let's-a-go!!"
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Nutella: All I want for Christmas, IIIIISSS...
Everyone Else: To Not Die!!
Nutella: ..........
Nutella: We had ten years of practice.
Nutella: AND YOU'RE STILL NOT GETTING IT RIGHT-!!!
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Daisy: What are you doing?
Nutella: *carrying a bunch of rope*
Yuuto: *with a camera*
Harmony: *carrying ten sticks of dynamite*
Harmony: Making a trap for Santa.
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Fuchsia: You know you could just buy some Christmas decorations, right?
Andy: Yeah, but this is way cooler.
Damien: *screaming atop a gigantic skeleton while hanging Christmas lights on it*
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Volta: Hey, Mr Brooke?
Daisy: What did you call us for?
Vincent: *pointing up at the mistletoe above the door*
Brooke: Well, well, WELL. How the turn tables.
Daisy: .....
Volta: Uh- I-
Daisy: Are you fucking kidding me-
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Nutella: All I want for Christmas-
Harmony: IIIIIIISSSS!!!
Nutella: See!? SHE GETS IT!!!
Nutella: HOW COME YOU ALL DON'T!?!
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Gary: Ayy, you want your ex girlfriend back for Christmas, right?
Rudy: Nah. I'm already way past Maria.
Rudy: Why you ask?
Maria: *screaming while in present gift wrap*
Gary: Oh, no reason.
(A/N: Gary is not a malicious kidnapper. He is a good intentioned kidnapper)
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Daisy, while dressed up as a Christmas tree: Merry crisis, everyone.
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Pumpkin: I am the Ghost of Christmas Future, and we're going to see your future self.
12 year old Daisy: Oh, cool!
*sees 22 year old Daisy*
12 year old Daisy: What happened to your arm?
22 year old Daisy: .....
Pumpkin: .....
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Angie: I got the cookies and gingerbread men for Santa-
Angie: Why are you putting rat poison in the milk?
Cherry: We're gonna kill Santa tonight.
Princess: More! More!! MORE!!! MWAHAHAHA
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Lime: Should we be worried about the Junior Program graduates?
Paolo: Why do you ask?
Iris: Alexa, play "Im Gonna Kill Santa Claus"
Volta: Yeah, probably.
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Fuchsia: Oh, the weather outside is frightful!
Fuchsia: But the lava is-
Fuchsia: *chapter 18 flashbacks*
Fuchsia: Delightful?
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Nutella & Harmony: ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IIIIISSSS!!!!!
Everyone: YOOOOOUUU!!!
Andy: Your-
Nutella: *slaps hand over his mouth*
Nutella: Not this time.
.....
Damien: Your wallet.
Nutella: YOU BI-
Harmony: NUTELLA, NO!!!
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12 year old Daisy: Wtf I wanted a Hello Kitty toy, not socks.
22 year old Daisy: Thank GOD for the socks!! Goddamn, my feet are so cold.
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Rowan: Guys help me, I'm stuck under the snow.
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Rowan: Santa Claus in Irish is Daidi na Nollaig.
Lime: Doesn't that mean Daddy December?
Rowan: 👁️👄👁️
Rudy: Yeahhhhh, time to kink shame Ireland.
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"Thank you all so much for reading!!" D.T smiled. "This year, I'm not going to knock out anyone during the middle of the night!". She looked over at Pumpkin, who awkwardly drank her coffee. "See you all next chapter, guys!!" D.T giggled, and dissapeared under the table to go write ineffable husbands fanfic and gay fanfiction about homosexual cats.
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AMONG US: Discord
FanfictionOne out to stop it. One out to kill them all and hundreds of naïve minds, stepping into a nightmare experience. The Sequel to Among Us : UNTRUST. Read it first to understand this story. Also this story contains spoilers for the first book. ...
