Y/N L/N started out as a cop. The best damn cop there was. Until he was framed for corruption by his partner. After serving a year in prison, he tracked the man he thought was his friend and murdered him in cold blood, before being killed in a shoot...
A/N: Credit to Renowned Wolf for helping me with this chapter revolving around the annoying fuckers.
The episode opens up to a shot of Heaven's golden gates. The gates open and "Cherub Towne" is shown. Cletus flies in front of the camera.
Cletus: Well, howdy! I'm Cletus! Welcome to ! Guess you did something good to get here, and good people deserve to give loved ones special blessin's!
The cherubs begin singing the C.H.E.R.U.B Jingle.
You shoot a Sub-Zero style Ice ball at the TV the commercial is playing on, destroying it and freezing it mid-explosion.
Millie: Good one, Y/N! (kisses your cheek)
Blitzo: (readying his gun) Put up another one, Mox.
Moxxie swipes the frozen debris away and sets up another TV and switches it to channel 666 news
Blitzo: Eh. Not feelin' not. Next.
Moxxie switches the channel. A demonically dressed Betty Boop appears in black and white, dancing erotically with prominent breasts, holding a pitchfork. You, Blitzo and Millie look bored.
Moxxie switches the channel again. Wally Wackford appears on the screen dressed in white with a black top hat, holding a cane.
Wally Wackford: I say, I say! Are you lookin' to get work making crazy contraptions and goofy gadgets? WELL, call me at Wacky Wally Wackford's Wacky Idea Factory! Where you make the things and I make the money!
Wally appears close to the screen with a pleading face.
Wally: Please! I'm very desperate!
Blitzo: Bingo! (shoots the TV)
Millie: Woo! You two are on a roll!
Y/N: Who was that loser anyway?
Loona snores while sleeping in a chair. She has her foot up on the table and twitches it in her sleep. A shaking wakes her up and causes her cup to spill.
Loona: Guys... Do you feel that?
Blitzo: Oh, shit! Is that a hellshake?
Y/N: I doubt those are a thing.
Moxxie: Because they aren't.
Millie: Alright! Don't panic, Moxxie!
Moxxie: I'm not "panicking," because hellquakes don't happen.
Loona: (shaking him) STOP GETTING HYSTERICAL, FATTY! (she smacks Moxxie across the room)
Y/N: (grabbing Loona and Millie by their ears) Both of you quit fucking around!
Loona: Ow, Y/N that hurts!
Millie: And not in the way we like!
A/N:In all honesty, they were being pretty dumb in that scene and contributing to the Moxxie torture porn.
The wall of your office crumbles and a Supervillain demon enters. Loona growls on all fours.
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