A/N: Credit to Renowned Wolf for helping with a few things.
The night after Ozzie's;
You and Loona get out of a car in the Gluttony Ring.
Loona: (over text) Hey, we're her. Oh shit. here, sry :)
She lets out a stressed sigh.
Loona: I'm so nervous. How about you?
Y/N: A little bit.
Loona: Really? But... it's *you*.
Y/N: The last party I attended was a decade ago in College, and even then, it was a regular human party. At least we have each other to get through this.
The two of you hug and Loona licks your cheek before you hear Tex calling out to you.
Vortex: *waves hand* Loo-naaa! Y/N! Glad you could make it!
Loona: Tex! Yeah, hey. Thanks for inviting us
The three of you walk into the mansion, where the party is taking place.
Vortex: Course! Course! Hey, everyone! Meet the new faces!
Vortex howls in excitement, prompting everyone else to do the same.
Vortex: You guys want a...drink or anything?
Loona: Oh, uh... *tail rises* sure! Totally...
Y/N: I'll help you carry them.
You kiss Loona on the cheek before walking off.
Loona drops her fake smile and looks over to a group of valley girl-esque hellhounds.
Vikki: And so, I told him "I'm not gonna go get it, unless you fucking throw it this time."
Dalmatian Hellhound: That is so, not fetch!
Vikki: Not fetch!
Before Vikki could continue, Loona chimes in nervously.
Loona: (nervously) Ha, ha, ha, yeah! Like, that happens all the time. Aha...aha...
Vikki: Oh-em-gee. Loona? "Lunatic Luna"? That you?
Loona: Uh, yeah. It's Loona... yeah.
Vikki: Wow. I can't believe you're showing up to another party. I mean, do you even remember the last one?
Loona: *grits teeth* I'm sure you'll remind me.
Vikki: *takes out phone* Yeah, this? *shows a picture of Loona vomiting* This you, right?
Loona growls in response.
Loona: Why do you still have that?
Vikki: *looks over to the picture* It brings me joy. You know, you're supposed to keep things that bring you joy.
Loona growls even more at her.
Vikki: Wow, you're being negative. Your aura is being aggressive right now.
Loona: Oh, yeah? Well, maybe it's 'cus I'm in the presence of a massive BITCH!
The word "bitch" echoes throughout the party, making everyone else gasp in disapproval.
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