Louis: HARRY! OH MY GOD!
Harry: what? are you okay?
Louis: I'm fine. I've just been watch the animal channel and I need to ask you something.
Harry: the animal channel? why? 😂 so what do you need to ask me?
Louis: can I get a fuck please?
Harry: baby, I'm working...
Louis: I just want a fuck! Please, Haaz x
Harry: tonight. please stop you're make me hard.
Louis: oh fuck me
Louis: WAIT
Louis: I said 'fuck me' because I was pissed about the auto correct
Louis: this whole time I was meaning to say suck
Louis: DUCK*
Louis: duck, duck, duck!!! Can I get a pet duck please?
Harry: oh. explains a lot, I was kinda freaking out over here.
Louis: sorry, fuck this auto correct shit.
Harry: Duck this auto correct shit? ;)
Louis: oh piss off.
Harry: see you tonight babe x
Louis: yes but wait a second. can I please get a pet duck?! :)x
Harry: as long as you look after the little fucker and do not let it out the cage in my house!
Louis: thank you, thank you, thank you. imma name him Meow.
Harry: a duck named meow?
Louis: yes so when I'm calling out meow everyone will look at me like I'm crazy but when a duck comes waddling to me after being called Meow they won't know what to do.
Harry: you are something special x
Louis: yes, yes I am. can ducks walk on a leash?
Harry: I dont think so, baby.
Louis: damn... well imma go get my duck, can't wait to see you tonight xx
Harry: love you x
Louis: love you too x
