Harry: Baaaaby, I'll cook dinner every night for a month of you do the dishes tonight 😁
Louis: No way, fuck that.
Harry: But, I don't like the dishes :(
Louis: Nobody likes the dishes
Harry: What if I make you dessert tonight?
Louis: Then I'll have to do more dishes
Harry: But it'll be worth it
Louis: Harry, just do them! I did them last night.
Harry: I'm making good deals with you though :(
Louis: You're really not...
Harry: :( I don't like them. I'm not washing them I'm throwing them in the bin
Louis: As long as you replace them, I don't mind.
Harry: you're so mean
Louis: I know xx
Harry: I'll change the kitty litter for a month?
Louis: You already do that...
Harry: I won't complain about you eating on the rug?
Louis: You and I both know you're in love with that rug and won't stop complaining about me eating on it
Harry: It was really expensive and it's beautiful
Louis: Yeah, but have I spilt anything yet?
Harry: No....
Louis: Exactly
Harry: I'll let you fuck me on the balcony?
Louis: Tempting, but no.
Harry: :(
Louis: Sorry, baby. You know the time you've spent whinging about them you could've had them done...
Harry: I'll suck you off while you do them?
Louis: Deal.
Harry: Nice doing business with you.
