Ohh, Sheiiit.

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Louis + Zayn + Liam + Niall + Harry

Louis: Bro, throwin some shade on Twitter I see

Zayn: Worth it is genuinely better though.

Louis: I know hahaha

Zayn: Black magic doesn't even work though, like it didn't make me stay ha.

Louis: That was the greatest thing you've ever said or did for that matter. I'm adding the lads, that was fucking epic.

Louis added (3)
+Liam
+Niall
+Harry

Liam: am I the only one who feels bad for Perrie?

Louis: yes

Zayn: yup!

Liam: What you did to her was wrong, Zayn. I know no one but the two of you know the full story but what you did is never okay. I'm not going to be apart of this.

Liam left the group

Louis: Remember when he used to be jealous of Perrie? Now he's defending her? Dafaq

Zayn: They brought it in themselves really, 'Zayn is irrelevant anyway' they shot the first bullet.

Louis: Yeah, I'll be over for a sesh later, sound good?

Zayn: Oath, needed!

Niall: Black Magic is better. Just saying, not a huge fan of girls being whorey, ain't cute, Worth It is whorey.

Louis: Whorey. Whoran. Same thing.

Zayn: Being honest, both singles are kinda horrendous, worth it's just better.

Harry: Nothing beats our new single 'Drag Me Down', speaking of, have you brought it on iTunes yet, Zayn?

Harry: And, Tomlinson, if you even think for a split second that you're going to smoke pot with Malik you can move in with him because I'm not putting up with that crap.

Niall: Harry and I will be room buddies, we don't need you stoners hahahaha.

Louis: Niall, fuck off.

Zayn: As a matter of fact I have brought it (you kinda are scared of the dark though ;)

Harry: I think we sound much better without you.

Zayn: Fuck off

Louis: None of us really like you anymore, I'm just your friend for the weed.

Niall: I like him! Not as much as before, but I like him!

Zayn: Oh, Niall

Harry: Still a brother, always a loser. Louis, I swear to god if you get high one more time I'm so done.

Niall: Not this again! :(

Louis: You'll never know, young one.

Zayn: Lou, s'fine!

Louis: It's not.

Harry: M'not arguing. He can do whatever.

Niall: Haz, don't!

Louis: I'm going for one smoke, I won't even be that high.

Harry: Don't bother coming home.

Zayn: Alright, chill!

Harry: Don't tell me to chill.

Louis: You're being ridiculous! It's my house too...

Harry: I won't be home than

Niall: Guys :(

Louis: Going to Niall's I suppose ?

Harry: You'll never know.

Louis: It's been months, I deserve this!

Harry: Okay.

Harry left the conversation.

Louis: All we fucking do is argue!!

Niall: He just cares about you, dude

Louis: Stay out of this!

Niall left the conversation.

Louis: Fuck, what do i do??

Zayn: Smoke. Get your mind off it?

Louis: Harry's gonna hate me :( be there soon...

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