Harry: I'm missing you.
Louis: I know, baby. I miss you too. I'll see you soon though, okay!
Harry: Why are we even doing this anymore? :(
Louis: Babe, not this again...
Harry: I just want to be with my boyfriend!
Louis: It's just not that easy.
Harry: I'm staying with mum. I can't be in that house without you anymore.
Louis: I'll be home in 5 days, boo. Snuggle on the couch all day!
Harry: Yes! And I won't drink anything so I don't have to get up and pee all the time.
Louis: Oh my god😂
Harry: It's true though. I have the bladder of a snail.
Louis: You don't. You're just a health freak and make sure you drink 3+ litres of water a day, on top of your coffee, tea and juice.
Harry: You really should follow in my footsteps. Your pee reeks.
Louis: It smells like pee.
Harry: Strong pee. You should be flushing all that shit out rather then let it sit in your body and create such a horrible odour.
Louis: Just because your pee resembles water.
Harry: It means I'm properly hydrated.
Louis: Less talk about pee and water please.
Harry: We can talk about the benefits of chia seeds of you like?
Louis: I'd rather cut off me ears and remove me eyes.
Harry: You're so boring.
Louis: Says the one speaking of seeds.
Harry: IM BULLETPROOF, NOTHING TO LOOOOOOSE FIRE AWAY, FIRE AWAY.
Louis: I like that song.
Harry: We're bulletproof, you know that.
Louis: Of course, baby. Not even the gods above can separate the two of us!
Harry: Nice one.
Louis: I thought so to.
Harry: Do you think the fans know how strong we are, Lou?
Louis: Yeah. They're amazing.
Harry: I really want to tell them.
Louis: We just have to wait.
Harry: I know.
Louis: It's fun though, innit? Having a 'secret' relationship.
Harry: Yeah, it's great, no one really knows our business. But, at the same time, I want to walk down the street holding you hand.
Louis: One day, sweetie.
Harry: For our next tattoos can we get something to do with being bulletproof?
Louis: Yeah!!! I can get like Spider-Man tattooed on me and a bullet wrapped in web!
Harry: So, the web would stop the bullet. Clever.
Louis: Yeah. :)
Harry: I'll have to think of mine.
Louis: We'll get them when I'm back in London?
Harry: Yes!!
Louis: I've gotta go, babe. I'm falling asleep. I'll give you a call tomorrow. I love you. x
Harry: Goodnight, pumpkin. I love you. xx
Louis: Haz?
Harry: Lou?
Louis: Bulletproof?
Harry: Bulletproof! :)
