chapter 189: On a Wingull and a Prayer!

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I want to thank JackDroid for helping me write this chapter

Our heroes were now walking around somewhere in rustboro city

Jacob: alright time to head to dewford island

May: Hey, before we leave, don't ya think we should try some of Rustboro City's famous pastas?

Jacob: uhh okay

Max: Any idea where we'd get some?

(We see a rather deserted ghost town of a neighborhood)

Max: Certainly not in this neighborhood.

Jacob: uhh may where are we

May: May: Don't worry little brother. I printed out these directions from the computer when we were at the Pokemon Center. Pretty smart, huh? Mm! Oh, yum! Some pasta before we get on the boat would be perfect!

(They reach the place but it was completely deserted and out of business)

All heroes: Huh?!

Jacob: Oh come on!

Brock: And it's all boarded up.

May: No way! It says right here this restaurant is on the "Most in places to eat" list!

Max: Perhaps you wanna check the date on that?

Jacob: wait a minute let me see that map

Jacob then grabbed the map and looked at it

Jacob: HOLY CRAP!

May: What? What is it? what?

Jacob: THIS MAP IS TEN YEARS OLD

Everyone: what!

Jacob: Oh my god, May why didn't you check the date!

May: W-Well it was A Hand me down! So I thought it will be fine!

Jacob: well now we're in the middle of bum fuck nowhere!

May: Language!

Jacob: not the time may

Brock: Jacob Maybe you can calm down so we can-

Jacob: I can't believe we came all the way out here in Bum fucking nowhere, Just so we can get Lost! I swear everyone is so Inbred they look the fucking same! I mean, We're Lost, we have an Outdated map by A Decade, and we have An Egg that needs to be taken care of, who I am convinced Is not gonna hatch anytime soon!

James: Jacob?

Jacob: What!?

James: there's a port over there

Jacob: oh, let's check it out

(Seeing an empty port)

Jacob: are you kidding me right now!

Brock: I guess there's been a lot of change here in the last ten years.

May: Hey guys cheer up! We did find the beach after all, didn't we?

Jacob: How is that gonna help us right now?

May: I mean can't we just swim there

Jacob: I can but can you probably can't, jaraja

Jaraja:(coming out of Jacob's body) yes

Jacob: how far is dewford island from here

Jaraja: about 175 miles away

May: What!? That's way too Far for us to swim! We need A Boat or something

Max: I'm pretty sure we musta' already missed the morning boat by this time.

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