||11|| The Noisy New Years

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"It's new years. I wish we could just stay home and have some peace and quiet :/" Kusuo whined to me.

"I hope I have a happy life with my wife again this year" Dad said, he pretended to talk to himself and made sure that mom would hear.
"AWWWHH Honey~~"


It soon becomes our turn to pray at the shrine and ring the bell. Kusuo gives me 5 yen to put in the offering box and lets me ring the bell. 
I finish praying, all I asked for was for the well-being of me and my family. I can get myself anything anyways with my powers.
I look over to my right where dad and mom were praying.
"Please let me win something like 200 million yen in the lottery!" Dad thought.

Kusuo then starts to pray.
"please let me have a quiet new year's."

"So, let's go home now, Kusuo."
"yea, let's go and-" 

"oh? Hey Saiki and Saiki-chan!!!" Kaidou interrupted Kusuo's thoughts and looked at us each while greeting us. "wHat a sMALl WOrLD tHIS iS"

"the new year's just started and an annoying guy shows up..."  Kusuo sighs.
"His scarf is so long that it's being dragged on the floor..." I say.

"Visiting a shrine for new year's, huh? I just happened to be passing by." Kaidou was interrupted by my parent's staring.

"Hello! I'm their father!!"
"I'm their mom!! Wow you're such a cute boy!!"
"Are you her boyfriend??"
"W-W-W-W-WHAT?! N- N- No.!"
"Oh, I see!"
"THANK YOU FOR BEING THEIR FRIEND!!!"

"hUH?? w-wh-well- um-  Well nice to meet you! im the jet bla- i mean- im- im kaidou!" Kaidou said stuttering like a fucking idiot.

"Ooh so your name is Kaidou?"
"uhm- I-im in your son's co- I MEAN CLASS err- helP"
"I didn't know they had friends besides Nendou!"

"NONE OF THEM HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH ME"  I yell.
"Are you going to keep stuttering like that?"

"Im suprised!!"
"Yeah, to think our children have two friends!"
"No! thats not it, I prayed that they'd have lots of friends! My prayer had already been answered!!"

"WHAT"  me and Kusuo say in unison

That's the biggest lie i've heard all year.

"ah! haha- i definitely prayed for the same thing!! we really do think alike huh honey?"

YOU PRAYED FOR 200 MILLION YEN.

"Have you gone to pray yet kaidou? you should go!"
"AH y-yeS! i shAll- I MEAN should- indubitably!"

"indubitably?"  Kusuo and I tilt our heads in confusion. no one uses that word, Kaibro.
"Well then, I shall go converse with God."
Well he certainly stopped stuttering.

"ah, kaidou is such a good kid~" mom complimented.
"yup, although, he's dragging his scarf, so..."

Their standards are waay too high.

'Saiki and Y/n's parents are a bit strange... but they're pretty nice!'
Kaidou thought, and then bowed.
'I hope I have a lot of friends...'

You too?

Kaidou came back chuckling.
"I never expected to engage battle with god.."

"Then what was that 90-degree bow about?" Kusuo says.

"so what did you pray for, kaidou?"
"AHH! w-well it-its a secret! Indubitably!"

"Oh, hey Kaidou!!" I heard somebody shout from behind. It's Hairo.
"Oh you two are here too? Hello there and happy new year's!!" this mf aint even close to dressing for new year's. hes wearing a gym t-shirt.

'IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THIS IS THE RESULT OF MY PRAYER EARLIER?!' Kakadoui thought.

"Y-Yeah! happy new year's too you too!" Kaidou said.
"Are you three visiting the shrine to pray? I'm here for that too!-"

Hairo was cut off my mom and dad's squealing. Mom was behind me, looking over me while holding both my shoulders, dad was with Kusuo.

"uh, Saiki-kun? who are those two?"

...


"Ohhhh So you guys are Saiki and Y/n's parents!!" Hairo shouted. "I'm hairo! Kusuo's class rep! Kusuo is always helping me out!"

"HES A SUPER GOOD KIDD" Mom and dad say simultaneously.
"Such a well behaved kid!"
"He has such good manners!"

"yea, though he's dressed up for summer."  Kusuo comments.

"To think that my kids have so many friends!!!" Mom cried. 

again, i have nothing to do with these guys.

"SINCE WHEN DO YOU HAVE SUCH GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS!?" Dad also cried.

"they just follow me around on their own" Kusuo says.
"i'm gonna go see what Hairo-kun's gonna wish for"

'A GOOD RIVAL WHOM I CAN PASSIONATELY CHALLENGE WITH EVERYTHING IVE GOT, A FORMIDABLE FRIEND! I hope i'll find someone like that.'

well, that was definitely passionate.

"What did you pray for, Hairo?" Mom asked.
"Well, it's a secret."

"what's the deal with everyone wanting friends?!"
"I could ask you the same thing," 
Kusuo replied.

"Oh? HEY GUYS!!!" a familiar voice came from behind me. it's nendou (sadly). we all turn our attention to him.

"Hey, what're you guys doing here?"
"Nendou-kun!" Dad said excitedly.
"oh, HEY PAL'S MOM AND DAD!!"

'I-IS IT POSSIBLE?' Hairo thought,  'SO THE ONE WHO'LL BECOME MY FORMIDABLE ALLY IS-' 

"NENDOU! do you play tennis?" Hairou asked.
"no, but im probably like, really good at it."

"I'm suprised that many prayers have been answered." I say,
"Well, It's probably all just a coincidence..."  Kusuo says.

"...Because mine hasn't been answered at all."


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