Valentines passed like 2 weeks ago but let's pretend I'm early-
HERES SOME ANGST FOR ALL YOU ANGST LOVERS
( I THOUGHT MY BOOK NEEDED A BIT OF THAT TO BALANCE THE HUMOR BUT I THINK I MADE A RLLY TERRIBLE DECISION CUZ I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WRITE ANGST LMFAO )
edit: WHY TF U PEOPLE NOT READING THIS SHI I EVEN ADDED THE FACKING STAR LIKE BISH THIS IS THE MOST CREATIVE IVE EVER FOIRCKING GOTTEN- I WANT U TO R E A D I T.
ANYWAYS.
thank you.
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"It's finally here!!" Toritsuka exclaimed.
Kusuo, Toritsuka and I were walking to school together- well... It was only Kusuo and I, but then freak (sadly) came along, since he (sadly) lives near us and (sadly) decided to tag along.
Also, just found out that this guy is (sadly) in my brother's class now.... great.
Also, I have a feeling Toritsuka hates me. BUT THATS FINE BECAUSE I HATE HIM TOO >:(
THE REASON IS....
BECAUSE YEA.
i'd consider our relationship as a Dazai-Chuuya type one.
"What are you talking about?" I asked unamusedly.
"So you see child, today is February 14th. The day that us guys look SO forward too~"
"shut up." Kusuo mentally asked him to shut up, probably out of embarrassment. "OUUU I CAN'T WAIT TO FIND BLACK STUFF IN MY LOCKER OR SHOESS!!!!" Toritsuka excitedly said.
"Black stuff???" Kusuo asked.
"Like dead crows!?!?" I questioned.
"NO. I MEAN VALENTINE CHOCOLATES."
"ara-ara. you know, you're not gonna get any."
"What????"
"If ANY girl even dares give you one chocolate, they're probably mentally ill or something," I smirk.
"Ah~ I wonder how many valentines chocolates I'll get this year~" He ignores.
"I have no interest in any of that." Kusuo breaks.
"I carried girl's stuff for them a lot this year. so I'm sure I'll get a lot of chocolates!" I read him and damn... he really did carry everything....
"I even complimented them!"
I read him and DAMN... I DON'T THINK HE KNOWS THAT'S SEXUAL HARRASSMENT.
"You have very big boobs."
"Sometimes, I gave them presents too!"
I read him, yet again, and DAMNNNNN... HES PUSHY AF
"I tried my best to make sure that girls would like me! don't you like me, Y/n?" He asked expectingly.
"no" I bluntly responded before he even finished his sentence.
"You are so doomed." Kusuo chuckled.
"Saiki-san, please use your precognition to see if the girls will give me chocolates!!"
"Yare-yare." I watch Kusuo put his hands up in an "O" shape.
~~Toritsuka's Dream Bubble~~
Saiki-san put his hands up in a circle... does that indicate, "Yes."???
WELL I'LL TAKE IT AS A YES!!
~~End of Toritsuka's Dream Bubble~~
"WOOOHOOOOO!!! THANK YOU GUYSSS!!" Toritsuka shouted with glee as he ran to school in ahead of us.
"I think he misunderstood something." I nab.
"Yes he did. I showed a ZERO not a circle." Kusuo angrily said.
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||{𝓟𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓽 𝓙𝓮𝓵𝓵𝔂}|| Ψ ||{Saiki Kusuo x Sister Reader}||
Fanfiction||Y/n Saiki is a 14 year-old girl who, (like her older brother), has unordinary psychic powers. You'll think, "Oh hey! both of your lives must be a dream come true!" But little do you know, it's the exact opposite.|| "Kusuo, are five year old's real...
