arranged bride ft.anuseena

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Pushpa - areey iss tension ke maare ki unki bhabhi kon hai ... Unke bhaiya kaise hai .... Wo aaj kal acche se so hi nahi rahi h .... To thodi week ho gai h ....

Karishma - ye sif aapka wehem hai .... Hamara bhaiya ke kaaran nahi so paae wo aapko dikh raha hi ....kitni baar hum aapke lalla ..( was intrupted by a voice )

Voice  - ja......

Pushpa - ama ruko na baat kar rahe hai ..... Haa to kya bol rahi thi .... Kya kar diya hamare bhole-bhale , pran pyare , maasoom, jigar ke tude lalla ne jo aapni masoomiyat ke kaara aapse pyaar kar baitha ..... Hamare lalla ke to bhayg hi phoot gae h !!!!!

Karishma - seedhe seedhe baat kijiye na itna ghuma phira ke overacting ki dukan sajake kyu baat kar rahi h ..... Aur aapke BHOLE - BHALE , MASOOM lalla hi hamari khidki ke saamne raat bhar khada rehta tha bas hamari ek jjhlak paane ke liye ..... Aur waise bhi aapka hi khoon h ....maasoomiyat to santu se bhi jyada jhalakti h .... Kyo cheete ???!!!

Voice  - hama......

Karishma - tumhe bola na chup rehne ka .... Bolo cheete ....( Didn't even bothered to look at him )  

Cheeta - madddaaamm maaadddaam.... Der se hi sahi aapko pata to chala ki hamari santu ji kiittni maassoom hai .... ( Blushing )

Billu - hamari santu ji hummm....unke hisaab se to tum unke layak na kabhi the aur na kabhi ho paaoge .....

Cheeta - Abe chup na yaar takle chup ho jaa na ....

Billu - takle .... MAAA !!! Meri wig kab aayegi ??? !!!!!

Voice - hum le aae aapki wig ??!!

Billu - jisa tum theek samjo .... Waise bhi police ke permanent kaidi ke liye itna to kar hi sakte ho .... Waise wardi dekh le to seedhe saadhe lagto par shakal se to esa lag raha h jaise Ghar pe biwi se ladke aae ho .....

Karishma - ama bhak !!! ..... Aur tum kon ho .... Badi seva ka..... Anu bhaiya !!!! .... Aap yaha par .... Wardi me .....????

Anubhav - ji bhena hum ....aur wardi me .... Maa ne aapko bataya hoga ne ki hamara lucknow transfer ho gaya h ....

Karishma - nahi ....ye to nahi bataya .... Magar itna jarur bata diya tha ki aap idhar aae hue h ....

Anubhav - ohhh .... Koi baat nahi ... Par abhi hum aapke bhaiya nahi is sheher ke dsp hai .... To hame bhaiya bhiya bulana band kijiye ....

Whole team exept haseena ( kyoki wo jeher peene gai hai ..... Nahi nahi.... Galat faimi mat paalo badnaam ki chai peene gai hai ...ab wo jeher se kam thodi hoti ha ..... ) - JAI HIND SIR !!! 

Anubhav - jai hind !!!

Billu - aap itne shaant kaise .... Matlab aap to Karishma maddam ke bhai hai ... Matlab ....

Santosh - bula ne ke laayak nahi h ....

Cheeta - ufff ye loogo ko judge karne wali maasoomiyat !!!!

Karishma and anubhav threw glares at him .....

Haseena enters par gate pe hi khadi h .....

Anubhav - agar aaplogo ka ho gaya ho to hame aapki SHO se baat karwane ki kripa kar dijiye .....

Haseena - jai hind SHO haseena .......haseena( proudly)  mahila police thana reporting sir !!! Kahiye kya seva kar sakte hai hum aapki ???

Anubhav - JAI HIND MRS.SINGH !!!! Bata nahi aapne ki aapne ki aap police adhikari h ??!!!!!

Haseena ( shocked then consoles herself) - batane diya aapne .... Batane ka to chodiye baat bhi karne di aapne ??!!! Waise aapne bhi kaha bataya ???

Anubhav - hame aapko kuch batane ki jarurat nahi samajhte !!!.... Aap apne aapko hamari patni ka darja mat dijiye kyoki wo to aapko Milne se raha !!!......

Haseena - dena chahte bhi nahi h SIR !!!!!!!

Karishma - ama bhakkk !!! Chup ho jaeye dono ki dono ..... Aur humko bataiye ki ye ka chal raha h.... Kon patni ??!!!! Ka jo hum samajh rahe hai wo sahi h ????? ......

Haseena - haa karu..... Karishma Singh !!!!

Tune - Dhoom tananana Dhoom tananana Dhoom tananana Aur story aaj ke liye khatam tananana......

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