Capacinno blunder 💞

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It was 4 p.m and haseena reached the café and changed in to the waitress dress ....
And SURPRISEEEEE  anubhav ki bhi entry ho gai ....
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ANUBHAV - one capacinno pls ...

Anubhav waited for his order to arrive and .
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Manager - haseena table no. 8 pe capacinno de do ...

Haseena - copied s...... Ummm....aaaa...okay sir ...

Haseena took the capacinno to table no. 8

Anubhav - Thanks....(looking up) ..... Haseena tum ( with a furious look )

Haseena - anubhav dekhiye aap hamari baat suniye ....

Anubhav - kya sune hum !!!????

And till now everybody was looking at them

Haseena - dekhiye aap scene mat create kariye  ye hum dono ke bich ki baat hai ... Aur sab log dekh rahe hai ... Ye bhuliye mat ...

Anubhav - tameez se baat kijiye aapke paas koi adhikaar nahi hai humse ese baat karne ka ...

Haseena - aur aapke pass hai ???

Anubhav ( yelled ) - hum pati hai aapke !!!

Haseena ( yelled ) - to hum bhi patni hai aapke ..... Aur waise bhi aapko gussa kis baat pe aa raha hai ... Isliye ki humne aapko ye nahi bataye
( Pointing to her dress ) to mr. Anubhav singh aapne bhi to nahi bataye ki aap dsp hai ???

Anubhav - aap hamari baat ko katiye mat ....

Haseena - kaat nahi rahe hai puch rahe hai ...

Anubhav ( cooling down ) - jaise aapko to maalum hi nahi hai .... Aur humne aapko saf saf kaha tha ki ab aapke paas hamara naam hai ..... Ab aap singh empire ki bahu hai kuch to lihaz kar leti .... Kuch chahiye tha to hume bolte .... Bataiye kitne paise chahiye hazar , lakh, crore  batiye paise ki Kami nahi hai .... Ya to phir aapne Kasam khaa rakhi hai ki aapko hamari izzat mitti me Milani hai ...

Haseena - aapko maalum nahi hai to kuch boliye mat .... Aur kabhi aapne humse kuch bhi puchne ki to chodo baat karne ki bhi Sochi ???? Aur hamari salary me se 25 hazar  ese kaam ke liye jaate hai jo hum aapko batana jaruri nahi samajhte aur 10 hazar chachaji ke health insurance me har mahine aur bache hue 5 hazar  chodiye batana hi nahi hai hume aapko ......

Anubhav - par aapki salary to sif 30 hazar hai

Haseena - isliye to ye job kar rahe hai hum ..... ( And walked away )

Person - kaise pati ho tum, tumko to khush hona chahiye ki tumhari patni itni self dependent hai ki usko ek waitress Banna swikaar hai magar kisi pe boj Banna nahi .... Aur wo 5 hazar me se 4 to wo charity me hi dati hai .... Meri patni us ngo ki maalkin hai isliye mujhe pata hai ....

Anubhav - aapko isme padne ki jarurat nahi hai wo hamari patni hai

And he walked away ....

He was driving his car while thinking " shayad humne apne ghamand me aake haseena ke duniya ke dekhne ke nazariye ko samjha hi nahi wo itni buri nahi hai jitne humne socha tha .... Shayad shadi me bhi kuch esa hi hua hoga jo unhone na hi bataya na humne janne ki kosis ki .... Iss bare me behena se baat karni padegi ... Wo behena se shayad bohot kareeb hai ........ EK MIN ANUBHAV TUM YE KYA SOCH RAHE HO KAHI TUMHE USSE PYAARR TO ..... SHYAD HAA !!!! "

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10 p.m.

He entered her roon only to be
Greated by sleeping haseena ....

He came near her and saw dry tear marks ....

Anubhav - maaf kar Dena haseena ji hum bas apne hi bare mai sochte rahe apke baare main toh kabhi socha hi nahi.... Par hum aapse wada karte hai ki aaj hi hum behena se milke sab kuch jaanenge ..... Aur aaj se hum aapse acche se baat karenge ye hamara wada hai aur Karishma singh ka wada kitna paaka hai to sochiye unke bade bhai ka wada kitna pakka hoga ....

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11p.m.

Anubhav - hufff... Neend hi nahi aa rahi ye soch soch ke ki haseena ji driti ki jagha mandap pe kyo baith gai jabki wo jaanti thi ki unhe bohot taane sunne padenge .... (Sigh) behena ko phone kar hi lete hai .... Par 11 baj rahe hai .... Chodo wo hamari behen hai thoda to farz nibhae ....

And he called karishma....

Karishma ( sleepy voice ) - hello ???

Anubhav - behena hum bol rahe hai ...

Karishma - hum bhi hum bol rahe hai naam diya hai na pariwar ne wo batao ... Jaise hum karishma , hamare bhaiya anubhav waise tumhara naam kaa hai ??!!!!

Anubhav - aapne jo dusra naam bataya na hum wahi hai ....

Karishma - bhaiya ???? Aap to 10 baje so jate hai , aaj Chand kaha se nikla jo neend hi nahi la raha hai...... ek hamari aai thi to ek bewakoof insaan ne hame raat ki 11 baje phone karke utha diya aur ek ....

Anubhav - basss bass .... Jag gai hai na aap... To hamari baat suniye ..... Aapke pairo tale jameen khisk jaaegi ...

Karishma - nahi hamko nahi khiskani kyoki usi jameen pe hamara bistar hai aur usi pe humko sona hai .... Good night ( about to cut her phone )

Anubhav - hume pyaar ho gaya hai ....

Karishma - kaaa baat kar rahe hai .... Kisse .... (Furious ) Aur ama aap esa kar bhi kaise sakte hai .... Aapko pata hai na ki ap shadi shuda hai .... Aapki ek patni hai ... Bhale hi hassu ko chacha ji aur chachi ji ne blackmail karke mandap pe baitha diya par phir bhi wo aapki patni hai .... !!!!

Anubhav - areyyy hamari gada dhari Bheem phele Puri baat to sun lo .... Hame hamari patni yani tumhari hassu HAMARI HASEENA JI se PYAAR HUA H ....

Karishma - kaa .... Ama ye to bohot acchi khabar hai par ye hua kab ...

Anubhav - wo sab hum baad me bataenge aur dhanyawad humne aapko ye janne ke liye hi phone Kiya tha ki haseena ji mandap par kyo baithi ... Ab pata chal gaya .... Aur 1 aur baat app aur wo ek dusre ko ye pet naam se kyo bulate hai ??

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Karishma - bhaiya hum jab orphanage me the na ....

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Haseena - karu aaj tumhere Bhai ko kya ho gaya hai bohot ajeeb bartav kar rahe hai

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Girl -.maddam mera rape karne ki koshis ki gai hai ...

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