wherein a mysterious person added five guys to a group chat claiming they would make a good group of friends.
ranks 🏅 :
#1 in txt (27 apr 22)
#1 in taegyu (5 apr 22)
#1 in soobin (3 may 22)
#1 in chat (17 july 22)
#1 in yeonbin (10 apr 22)
#1 in b...
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@choi_yeonjun why are u stealing my hair color you thief @soobread damn he do be handsome @itzhyukka DAMN TAEHYUNNIE 🥵 ↪@kangtae call me taehyunnie again and i'll kill you @lookateeznutz pink is my favorite color now ↪@choi_yeonjun u simp
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yeonjun : i see beomgyu kid and taehyun kid are in peace now
hyuka : do you think taehyun's soft now?
taehyun : hell no, i'm still mean
soobin : some things never change
yeonjun : except for hair and btw HE STOLE MY HAIR COLOR
taehyun : no, mines a hot pink. yours is pastel we're different
gyu : i love it
gyu : he's too handsome for this world
gyu : i wanna bite him
taehyun : don't you dare
gyu : one day ill be brave enough to meet you irl and ill bite you
taehyun : ill kick you
gyu : oh, i like that
yeonjun : *facepalm*
gyu : no but seriously
gyu : he's so handsome
gyu : i'm melting
soobin : i do agree with beomgyu here, taehyun looks hot
yeonjun : everyone looks hot to you
soobin : everyone except for you
yeonjun : YOU BITCH
hyuka : feels kinda strange to know everyone's face except beomgyu's
gyu : i'm ugly just imagine some weird nasty cartoon
soobin : he has low self-esteem, just trust me he's handsome
hyuka : still, describe him to me
soobin : tall boy, black clothes, long black hair as you all know, and a prince's face. i think he keeps his hair like that to cover his face bc he thinks he's unattractive
gyu : soobin shut up with your theories you're no sherlock holmes
soobin : i'm just saying what i think
yeonjun : sometimes i forget he's a psychology student
soobin : in conclusion, i'd date him
taehyun : just date him already, jeez
soobin : i can't, he loves ateez already so there's no space for me he doesn't even respond to my flirts
gyu : wait, do you flirt with me?
soobin : all the time
gyu : i thought you were just mocking me or smth
soobin : beomgyu ffs when i say i would let you rail me i'm speaking the truth
yeonjun : OKAY WE'RE DONE TALKING. THERES A BABY IN THIS CHAT OK
hyuka : i'm just tryna figure it out if soobin is serious about this
gyu : he's not
soobin : oh i am
yeonjun : i think he's drunk again
soobin : i only drank three glasses tf you're talking about
hyuka : I KNEW IT THIS BITCHS DRINKING RN
soobin : took you too long to figure i guess my autofill is god
gyu : soobin don't drink too much and take a cab. not the bus ok?
soobin : yes baby dw
gyu : he's so drunk rn i think ill have to get him at the bar
soobin : hell nawh i'm here to drink go away
gyu : soobin no whining
soobin : yes daddy
hyuka : HDJDJH SOOBIN YOU'RE GONNA REGRET THIS TOMORROW
yeonjun : i'm taking so many screenshots so he'll feel embarrassed and stop drinking
gyu : soobin im coming where you are, okay? five minutes
soobin : yeah let's cum together
yeonjun : this bitch is gonna regret drinking sm i can feel it
