and on the fourth day god created friendship - ❥ 𝐭𝐱𝐭 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦

༺ 𝟐𝟖 ༻

yeonjun @choi_yeonjun tweeted

babysitting time 🍼

254 likes | 5 retweets

replies :

@itzhyukka wdym babysitting i'm not a baby
↪@choi_yeonjun yes you are, our baby
↪@itzhyukka i hate you all
@soobread we look like a couple here
↪@choi_yeonjun yeah a couple of BESTIES
↪@soobread yeonjun we are married
↪@choi_yeonjun i'm sorry, i got nervous

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soobin 🐰 @soobread tweeted

look at them bonding, isn't it cute?

178 likes | 4 retweets

replies :

@lookateeznutz soobin i don't mean to be rude but it seems like huening kai is being held captive
↪@soobread HOW DARE YOU, WE ARE GOOD PARENTS!
@itzhyukka it is believed that till this day, huening kai is still being suffocated by yeonjun's cheek
↪@kangtae may i ask you why are you referring to you in the third person
↪@itzhyukka it's soobin's influences

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huening kai 🌱 @itzhyukka tweeted

i guess they're my parents now 😐

123 likes | 3 retweets

replies :

@soobread you should be GRATEFUL
↪@itzhyukka sorry mom 🙏
@lookateeznutz oh i see you guys planned out a night without taegyu. i feel betrayed
↪@itzhyukka wtf is taegyu
↪@lookateeznutz it's my ship name with taehyun
↪@itzhyukka i always called you beomhyun tho
↪@lookateeznutz mine is better than yours
↪@itzhyukka hell no
↪@lookateeznutz hell yeah
↪@itzhyukka beomhyun for the win
↪@kangtae guys, what the hell are you talking about?
↪@itzhyukka nothing
↪@lookateeznutz nothing

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《 the chat 》

gyu :
you fake people

soobin :
what 😌

gyu :
don't what me
the gods know what you've done

yeonjun :
don't be dramatic, you're such a middle child 🙄

gyu :
EXCUSE ME?????

kai :
i'm sorry beomgyu hyung if i knew these two weirdos would attack me in the middle of the street and force me to hang out with them i would have called you

gyu :
i'm not hurt about you guys going out without me
i'm hurt because that rat is wearing my sweatshirt!

yeonjun :
wait WHAT

gyu :
DO YOU THINK I WOULDN'T RECOGNIZE SOOBIN'S HOUSE IN KAI'S PICTURE
I KNOW YOU'RE WEARING THE SWEATSHIRT I LEFT THERE LAST WEEK.

yeonjun :
I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS YOURS WHAT THE HELL????
SOOBIN WHY WOULD YOU LEND ME THAT RATS SWEAT?

soobin :
😌

yeonjun :
SOOBIN

kai :
oh no guys yeonjun is kicking soobin with those big legs of his

taehyun :
i bet soobin is liking it
hi guys, btw

gyu :
hi baby
do you know that acid super strong you like so much?

taehyun :
the fluoroantimonic?

gyu :
yes, can i use it to destroy my sweater

taehyun :
i would NEVER let you touch that acid

gyu :
why not??

taehyun :
that thing dissolves concrete

gyu :
then can we use it to get rid of yeonjun?

taehyun :
no.

gyu :
damn it

yeonjun :
don't worry beomgyu, i took off your ugly sweater

kai :
how can it be ugly, it's literally all black

yeonjun :
it's ugly because it's his

gyu :
i hate you yeonjun

yeonjun :
i hate you more beomgyu
i'm gonna burn it rn

gyu :
DONT YOU DARE

yeonjun :
go cry about it bitch

gyu :
jokes on you i don't cry

yeonjun :
liar

gyu :
it's true
i guess i'm just too tough to cry

taehyun :
just this morning you were crying about snakes not being able to hug

gyu :
THEY DON'T HAVE ARMS SO THEY CANT HUG EACH OTHER

gyu :
ISN'T THAT SAD?

taehyun :
no beomgyu
they're snakes, they don't need to hug each other

gyu :
true, i never saw yeonjun hug anyone before

yeonjun :
BITCH

kai :
okay this is very entertaining but i have to go

soobin :
yeah it's baby hyuka's bedtime

kai :
i don't have enough energy to fight rn so yeah it's my bedtime

yeonjun :
they grow up so fast 😭

kai :
thanks soobin for inviting me to your house
and yeonjun pls stop trying to burn beomgyu's sweatshirt, you're going to cause a fire

yeonjun :
SHHH bad penguin

gyu :
yEONJUN I SWEAR TO GOD

hyuka :
don't worry, soobin won't let him do it
good night people 💞💞💞

hyuka is offline

taehyun :
he's so sweet

soobin :
i know right

yeonjun :
clearly our favorite child

beomgyu :
and now i'm out

beomgyu is offline

yeonjun :
middle child
what more can i say 😌