and on the fourth day god created friendship - ❥ 𝐭𝐱𝐭 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦

༺ 𝟐𝟕 ༻

《 soobin is not wasted anymore 》

kai :
so guys
hear me out
ice cubes are badass

taehyun :
are you alright?

soobin :
seems like i'm not the only one having a hangover

kai :
no guys, listen!!!
1) they're freezing cold

taehyun :
what about it?

kai :
like you would die at that temperature but ice cubes don't

taehyun :
oh my god

kai :
2) they make our drinks 10 times better

taehyun :
i'm just going to ask you this one more time,
are you okay?

kai :
THIRD

soobin :
am i still drunk?

kai :
ice cubes are superior because they float around in their blood!!!
and that's some badass girl shit right there

taehyun :
are you cosplaying beomgyu or smth?
this conversation is getting out of hand

soobin :
i think my son kai needs therapy

yeonjun :
hellow guys

soobin :
what do you think yeonjun?

yeonjun :
sorry i wasn't listening but i totally disagree with beomgyu

kai :
...
he's not even here yeonjun

yeonjun :
oops

soobin :
yeah he's still sleeping

kai :
it's 2 pm why the hell is he sleeping?

soobin :
idk, do you guys think he's dead?

kai :
GO SEE IF HE'S BREATHING YOU IDIOT

soobin :
alright brb
ok now he's definitely breathing

kai :
good

beomgyu :
WTF WAS THAT

soobin :
wtf was what 👀

beomgyu :
SOOBIN GET OFF OF THE BATHROOM RIGHT NOW YOU DICK

soobin :
i mean you are what you eat ig 👅

beomgyu :
FUCK YOU

yeonjun :
what happened?

soobin :
nothing happened

beomgyu :
HE JUST DROPPED A BUCKET OF WATER ON TOP OF ME

soobin :
that's what you deserve...

beomgyu :
HOW THE FUCK DO I DESERVE THIS

soobin :
you were drooling on my favorite pillow for hours

beomgyu :
STILL, YOU SHOULDN'T THROW ME WATER YOU STUPID
I'M GONNA BREAK THE DOOR

yeonjun :
don't break things you can't pay

beomgyu :
SHUT THE FUCK UP YEONJUN

kai :
just wait till he comes out

beomgyu :
I'M NOT FUCKING WAITING

taehyun :
just break the door beomgyu, i'll pay

beomgyu :
FIRST OF ALL
hi baby how you doing?

beomgyu :
SECOND OF ALL,
are you serious about the paying?

taehyun :
yeah, i'll do anything for someone to beat soobin's ass