The Comedy of all Comedy's (Not really)

Puns are Punny

When life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic. 

Why are iPhone chargers not called Apple Juice?

I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer; I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.

I used to have a fear of hurdles...but I got over it

Koala: What do you mean, I'm not a bear? I have all the koalafications.

Elephant: Your koalafications are completely irrelephant.

Lion: Don't listen to him! He's lion! YEA HE IS Bear: This arguing is becoming unbearable!

Why does the bed have so many kids?

Because he always getting laid on.