The Comedy of all Comedy's (Not really)

Farting with the beat

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately 

needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my 

gas with the beat of the music. 

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, 

and noticed that everybody was staring at me.... 

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.