Hey Guys, I'm back :)) sorry I've been gone so long I've just gotten out of wattpad but IM BACKKKK so sorry for being gone and happy new year, merry Christmas, etc. I've missed everybody so here's A long list of anti-jokes ENJOY and COMMENT/VOTE (They are so stupid they are funny)
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Q:What group of people do cops target?
A:Criminals
Why did the kid drop his phone?
He was hit by a runaway train.
Why did the baby bird fall out of the tree?
Because someone shot a bullet in the air and the sound of the gun scared the baby bird who didn't know how to fly out of the tree, sending it to its death
Why did the guy fall off the top of his minivan?
Because someone threw an elephant at him.
Why are black people so good at basketball?
Dedication and hard work.
What do you call a black guy flying a plane?
A pilot
How do you make a plumber cry?
You kill his family.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor?
A duck walks into a over 7-11 and says "Give me some Chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.
Yo mammas so fat
That her doctor directed her to develop healthy eating habits, a proper diet, and exercise daily.
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus?
Nothing, two different species cannot propagate and gene splicing isn't advanced enough to separate the specific traits of an organism.
So a Hispanic, African-American, Jewish, and Asian man were walking down the street.
They were involved in a parade that celebrated racial equality.
Why did Suzie fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
What did the homeless man get for Christmas?
Nothing.
What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.
What does an Eagle an a Mole have in common?
They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
You set up an alarm for a reasonable hour
Three blind mice walk into a pub. They are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humor from it would be exploitative.
A horse walks into a bar
The bartender asks "why the long face?".
The horse replies "My wife is dying of terminal cancer."
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing?
I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbably circumstance.
What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We are both lawyers.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
Whats green and has wheels?
Grass.
I lied about the wheels part.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.
What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
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About 500 words of anti-jokes
Hope you enjoyed
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The Comedy of all Comedy's (Not really)
الفكاهةAlmost all these jokes are made up 8P (I think) If you heard them before please comment THANKS 8D
