The Comedy of all Comedy's (Not really)

Jokes so stupid they are funny

These jokes WILL be stupid, so please don't comment that they are stupid

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Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar, they each got six months

I think I want a job cleaning mirrors, I don't know, I just could really see myself doing it.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom?

Because the "p" is silent

Can you please call me a taxi? "Your a taxi"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six offender.

If you ever get cold just stand in a corner a little bit, they are usually around 90 degrees