My wife was dying. I was by her bedside. She said in a tired voice, "Theres something i must confess."
"Shhh" I said, "theres nothing to confess. Everythings alright."
"No i must die in peace. I had sex with your brother, your best friend, his best friend and your father!"
"I know," I whispered "Thats why i posion you, now close your eyes!!"
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The Comedy of all Comedy's (Not really)
HumorAlmost all these jokes are made up 8P (I think) If you heard them before please comment THANKS 8D
