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A man goes to a bar and sees a fat girl dancing on a table. He walks over to her and says, "Wow, nice legs!" She is flattered and replies, "You really think so?" The man says, "Oh definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."
Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
A kid from Mississippi is on Harvard campus for the first time, he stops a student and asks, "Excuse me, can you tell me where the library is at?" The Harvard student replies "At Harvard, you don't end a sentence with a preposition." The kid said, "Sorry about that. Can you tell me where the library is at, a$$hole?"
Interviewer: "What's your greatest weakness?"
Candidate: "Honesty."
Interviewer: "I don't think honesty is a weakness."
Candidate: "I don't give a crap what you think."
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The Comedy of all Comedy's (Not really)
HumorAlmost all these jokes are made up 8P (I think) If you heard them before please comment THANKS 8D
