The Comedy of all Comedy's (Not really)

Hypnotist

It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. 

Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: "I'm here to put you into a trance; 

I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience." 

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful 

antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on 

this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for 

six generations" 

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly 

chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch. . ." 

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, 

light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs eyes followed the 

swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and 

fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces. 

"SH*T!" said the Hypnotist. 

It took three days to clean up the Senior Center.