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Guys I dont mean to offend any blonde because I'm blonde too, if you don't like blonde jokes you can skip this chapter because most blondes are smart. I know a lot of smart blondes (I am one) but this is just for fun and not meant to me taken seriously
Enjoy :-)
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Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?
A: She can't find the eleven.
Q: Why did the mirror have holes in it?
A: A blonde kept trying to shoot herself.
Two blondes were driving down the road.
The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
A blonde has sharp pains in her side, so she goes to the hospital. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis."
The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."
Q: What is every blonde's ambition?
A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Q: How did the blonde die raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.
Q: Why did the blonde become a big basketball fan?
A: Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought that she had stopped aging.
A blonde rings up an airline. She asks, "How long are your flights from America to England?"
The woman on the other end of the phone says, "Just a minute."
The blonde says, "Thanks!" and hangs up the phone.
Q: How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?
A: Inflate it.
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The Comedy of all Comedy's (Not really)
الفكاهةAlmost all these jokes are made up 8P (I think) If you heard them before please comment THANKS 8D
