Friend: you were so drunk
me: NUH Uh
FRIEND: you were in the kitchen cutting pinnapples yelling "SPONGEBOB I KNOW YOUR IN THERE."
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Friend: You were so drunk
Me: nuh uh
Friend: you set your phone to airplane mode threw it in the air and yelled TRANSFORM
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Friend: You were so drunk
Me: nuh uh
Friend you walked up to a truck and said "I know your secret....octimus prime."
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Friend: You were so drunk
me: No i was not
Friend you took my cat and stuffed it in a pillow ran around and yelled... "ITS A PILLOW!! ITS A PET!! ITS A PILLOW PET!!!"
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Friend you were so drunk
me NO
friend yes you had jill throw a fruit at you while you swung at it and yelld "FRUIT NINJA!!"
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F: you were so drunk
ME: no i was not
F: dude you threw my hamster acrossed the room and yelled "Pikachu i choose you"
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CITEȘTI
The Comedy of all Comedy's (Not really)
UmorAlmost all these jokes are made up 8P (I think) If you heard them before please comment THANKS 8D