Let me offer you some low quality crack 🤲 bc my brain is fried
Let me know if you prefer that I don't shit post:P
Artificer is the title of the reader btw,
Anyone : you're single... I'm single. You know what that means ;)
Artificer: no one finds us attractive 😔-----
Enjou : I rather like you
Artificer: say less 💍💐---- the latest chapter in a nutshell -----
Artificer : I can explain.
Diluc : Can you?
Artificer : If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie----------
Kaeya : Just be yourself.
Childe : 'Be myself'? I have one day to win Artificer over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Diluc : I dont
Ayato : Six months.
Zhongli : Jury's still out.
Childe : See?
Childe : 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?----------
Enjou/Childe : So are we flirting right now?
Artificer : I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU
Enjou/Childe : That doesn't answer my question----------
Artificer : I'm an idiot.
Diluc :
Barbara:
Kaeya :
Albedo :
Diluc : If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.--------
Artificer: you know there is more to life than being evil
Scaramouche : how did you even find me? And Fuck off---------
Xiao : did anyone ever tell you that you are beautiful?
Artificer : o/////o.. No
Xiao : atleast you are surrounded by honest people---------
Artificer : I see I lot of people struggling to beat higher level mobs
Artificer : can't do domains? Just get strong it's that's easy
Childe :... they have a point---------
Artificer: in here to give a pro tip, bc I'm sure is tired of artifact grinding
Artificer : you dont actually need 2k atk and high crit rate and damage
Artificer: have 99k hp and 1 atk and don't worry because you will kill at some point in time
Artificer : 😎 subscribe for more pro tips like this-------
Artificer : come to think of it... I could revolutionize mechanics in teyvat
Albedo : will you?
Artificer : depends will you throw an apple on my head-------
Childe : *missing yet another crit *
Artificer : na fikar.... Na sharam... Na lihaaz.... Ek bar aaya
Translation :No worry, no shame, no regard.... That you thought of once
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