After 8 generations the American mafia finally had birthed not just one but two girls.
Demontre and Angelica Smith along with their triplet brother were the hearts of the American and the Italian mafia.
Suddenly their hearts were shattered when th...
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"The fuck do I look like letting one of own kids take me out! When I do die I'm going to go out like the bad moutherfucking bitch I am."
"And how exactly do you go out like a 'bad bitch'?" My father questioned while looking down at his newest princess he was cradling in his arms.
"In my sleep, or you know with my husband inside me -for some spice."
Taking his eyes off baby Angelica my father shook his head while looking at me and replied, " times like this I really wish I just left you at that sex trafficking ring."
"The fuck you just say, about my wife. You know the person who's going to choose which retirement home you'll be getting senile in," Ace sneered out.
"Was just saying how each and every day I'm shocked by how much pure happiness she brings me."
"Ya that's what I thought you said old man,"Ace snickered.
Rolling my eyes I brace myself for the petty argument that is about to transpire. But before my father could threaten my husband my hospital door opened. The room erupted in chatter as my 3 boys entered with my father and mother in law.
"Mom" "Momma" "Mom"
Making their way over to my bedside, 6 year old Zach put his hands on 5 year Thomas and 3 year old Zeke shoulders.
"Guys we have to be extra gentle with momma she had to work extra extra extra hard to give us 3 siblings."
"Ok Zachy," little Zeke whispered.
Gently taking my hand in his, Thomas asked, "momma how are you feeling? Do you need anything?"
Pulling Thomas in my lap I stated "My sweet little angels, I'm doing ok now that you're here."
"Momma, we brought flowers. Papa said it's a umm your push present from us." Zeke proclaimed with a cheeky smile.
"Awww thank you my little dumplings, I love them!"
Instantly changed my softened face, to a ticked off one I looked over at Ace.
Ace and I have been married over a decade, and I swear that little bitch boy has Reese radar because he always knows when I'm looking at him. And right on cue it's like he was sensing my anger aura, Ace walked over to me with baby Leo in his hand.
"Yes bambina?" (baby)
"il mio regalo di spinta da te è meglio che sia più che fiori o giù di lì aiutami dio ti sparo nel tuo cazzo," I spat.
(my push present from you better be more than flowers or so help me god I will shoot you in your dick.)
"Ouch" my father in law hissed while putting his hands over his crotch.
"That's my girl," my father grunted.
Ace just gave me a simple nod with a horrified look on his face, scampered back to his original spot across the room. Before sitting down on the couch he adjusted his pants which to everyone in the room they thought was in response to my comment. But the horny fuck always get turned on anytime the word dick comes out of my mouth in between Italian words.
Gosh sometimes I really hate all men.
"Alright momma I'm just coming in to check your vitals." Dr.Cassidy said while leaning on my hospital door.
Giving her a nod in response, Dr.Cassidy came over to my bedside and went to work.
God women who are doctors give off such 'I'm an independent baddie who has it together energy'.
Giving her a smirk my father with a wink said, "I'm glad you have more color on your cheeks and that you're you know still alive ."
According to my mother in law Dr.Cassidy was scared shitless that Ace was going to kill her due to me slipping into a coma for a few days from blood lost . And well I mean he -was going to kill her.
But Francesca threatened him with a spatula and that put the plan to murder my doctor on hold.
"Yes I think me giving Mrs. and Mr. Smith a 3 for 1 deal on babies, helped my case to stay breathing."
"I do love a good sale," Ace muttered.
Looking over my charts for a few minutes, Dr.Cassidy gave me a big smile while putting my charts down.
"Ok everything looks good you and your lovely babies can go home my dear," Dr.Cassidy proclaimed.
"Yah momma's sissy's and Leo are coming home," Zeke yelled.
Coming home with two extra babies was definitely not in the plans, and this whole pushing a bowling ball out of my vagina is hell it's literal hell.
Fuck you Eve for eating the apple.
But right now as I'm looking at my gorgeous little prince and my 2 little queens it's all worth it.
Yes, the little shits at times make me ask myself if it's too late to get an abortion on a 4 year old. I mean they've ruined countless pieces of clothing, like when Thomas painted my white Chanel bag because it was 'boring'. I've missed new episodes of fucking Grey's Anatomy because they couldn't miss the new episode of Cocomelon.
And like yes I hate kids. But I love MY kids.
They're my heart, my soul, my whole world.I will do everything in my power to protect you little ones you have my word.
I think Zeke is my favorite child, little bugger is so cute.
Anyways y'all really thought I was going to kill of the women who's running the underworld? Absolutely not she's a bad bitch you can't kill her... well I mean I can but... you know what I'm saying.
Ill see y'all next sunday :D
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